Lawdy, you're givin' me the vapours!  Mah baby he put balls in his moutH! i`ll bet he`s got big balls =) let me tell you about what my baby does for fun, its real fun! see this is how you do it. cause when you do it like this then ur a real pi8mp. and i reall y admire what kid rock does. and well when i listen to this song i feel real cool. like Yea. i can just put the BValls in the mouth. Yea, i can! Really! see let me show you how kid rock (my baby) does. and this is how i want my real life boyfriend just how to be. ;) crusiin through the town! lookin for a slut so you can take her back to suck the dick and put the BALLS IN THE MOUTH!  he sees a skinny in the skirt! GET RID OF THE FOURTY!!!! but before he could do anything she grappbed his digk!! she whispered in ear, "i want to suck your cock." i cant wait to get her back to my house! TO put the balls in the mnouth!!! what>? TO putthe balls in the mouth!!!!! you want your balls in my mouth!!!! well well i go back to my crib well howbout i drop my pants?? she drops to the knees and starts blowin my horn!!!!! she puts the balls in my moutha nd rubs the back BUT WHEN YOU PUT FINGER UP TH EBUTHOLE NO YOU CANNOT PUT THE FINGER UP THE BUTHOLE@@!!! so rhight then u know you have a hoe and half.!!!!!!!   so now we all think, OH well kid rock really likes this hoe. i mean she just went righrt up and put his balls in her mouth!! But the moral of the story is that it is not true!!! Kid rock ends up telling the whole town!!!!! and it gets back around and al kid rock can say to her is, "YOU PUT YOUR BALLS IN MY MOUTH!!" ';) well this is unfortunate for the hoe. the hoe thinks she's got it made, what with putting the balls in her mouth. not true. she is a fool. OH i just want a boyhfriend like kid rock. oh give me a boyfriend like kid rock!!! one that will love me and put the balls i n th e mouth. I could have one, becuase lo and behold that one fuckin dude that i HAD BABY I HAD OH YEH well it turned out he look and act exactly like kid rock. Onlly problem is, he might kill me. so this is not good. i do not want to go back because i am a friad he might kill me even though i really want him to be my bouyfriend. cause he looks like kid rock. THEN I COULD PUT BALLS IN TEH MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;););0) and yes, he may love me he may, but he may also kill me . and i cannot risk getting killed, even despite the beautiful power of love. so i cannot go. i just dont want to risk the life. BUT OH I WANT THE BALLS IN TEH MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;) ;) oh lord, just give me the same dude except that he will not kill me. Dammit, it is just that one factor! tThe rest is GOLD, baBY GOLD!!!!!!! BUT ITS Just that one simple factor of the killing. goddamn. Pro: I HAD a dude and i could have AGAIN a dude that look and act LYKE KID ROCK BABY KID ROCK!!!! Con: I COUDL DIE AND GET HEPATITIS C IF I DONT ALREADY HAVE HEPATITIS C!!!! dammit, what a world lord, what a world. lord, you be puttin me in quite a pickle with this one. lord, to put me in a pickle like this make me think the world is quite a world!! what a crazy gig, lord, what a crazy gig. to give me a dude that look like kid rock that give it to me GOOD BABVY GOOD ITS GOLD BABY GOLD and then just yank him away, -'no, he may kill u!!!!! lol' fuck u god, this is quite a crazy world we live in. wow god, wow. what you've done to me. god, it just NUT!!! "A friend of mine was working as a stripper when she was invited to be a stage dancer at his show. One of the girls she went with hung out with Kid Rock in his dressing room and wound up with hepatitis" -- THAT IS ME!!!!!!!!! Lo, but i may have TEH AIDS INSTEAD!! ONLY ONE WAY TO FIN Fuck you welfare pc of shit D O fuck black people UT!!! I ALSO LEARNED THAT KID ROCK USES DRUGS ALSO, ALL SUMMER LONG, HE BE SMOKIN THE FUNNY THINGS!! oh taht corus makes me cry. and long for the boyfriend that i never had. Oh it makes me long for love.
OH KID ROCK, your song of epitimatic summer thigns and boyhood adventures and the best times ever of summer fun that is what we all must do to live a fufilled lifemakes me yearn!!!
YOUR SONG!! YUOU ARE SMOKIN THE FUNNY THINGS AND TRYIN DIFFERENT THIGNS! we be tryin different thigns and we be smokin funny things makin love down by the lake to our favorite songs. sippin wiskey out the bottle, not thinkin bout tomorrow singing sweet home alabama all summer long. WHY!>!>??!!? I WANT TO DO THIS!??!?!? WHY HAVENT I DONE THIS!?!?!?!?!?
WHY HAVENT I DONE THIS?~?!?!?!?!?!?
WILL I THUS DIE A MAN THAT HAS NOT LIVED?!?!?!?
ONLY WHEN I DO THIS CANN I FINLALLLY LIVEJ!?!?!!!!
OH, KID ROCK, YOUR SONG MAKES ME YEARN SO! FOR ALLI WANT TO DO IS EPITIMATIC SUMMER ACTIVITIES! I WANT TO FIND LOVE!
PLEASWE LORD< GIVE ME A KID ROCK LOOK ALIKE BOYFRIEND THAT IS LIKE THAT DUDE EXCEPT HE DOES NOT HAVE AIDS OR HEPATITIC AND HE DOES NOT KILL ME AND PLESE LET ME DO ALL THESE THINGS!! PLEASE LET ME DO ALL THESE THIGNS!!: smoke FUNNY THINGS
TRY DIFFERENT THINGS
MAKE LOVE TO LAKE BY FARVORITE SONG
SIP WHSISKY OUT THE BOTTLE
NOT THINKBOUT TO MORROW
SING SWEET HOME ALLABAMA ALL SUMMER LONG@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ I MUST DO ALL THESE THINGS OR ELSE I SHALL FELLL I HAVG NOT LIVED!! I HAVE NEVER HAD A SUMMER LOVE@@ I HAVE NOT EVER EVEN HAD A LOVE@@ I HAVE NOT EVER EV EN BEEN TO SUMMER CAMP!!!
OH BUT ITS USMMER RIGHT NOW, EMILY AND I CAN FEEL IT!!
IM GONNA GET ME A KID ROCK BOYFRIEND LOVE@!!
AND WE WILL LOVE BY THE FIRE!!!
IT S GONNA HAPPEN IT IS!!
OOOHH ITS GONNA HAPPEN I CAN FEEL IT EMILY I CAN!!!! ALL I GOTTA DO ---- ITS IN THE FUCKIN AIR!! IT IS ABOUT TIME LORD!! NOW IS MY TIME, IT HAS BEEN ALONG TIME COMIN!! SO HI HAVE A PLAN!!!
I SHALL GO TO THE SHITTY HICK SHIT BUMBLEFUCK WEST SHORE AND BIKE THERE AND JUST SIT IN FRONT OF GASSTATIONS WITH MY FAVORITE WHITE TRASH GEAR: BACKWARDS VIETNAM CAP, BLACK WIFE BEATER, LONG JEAN BOY SHORTS< COMBAT BOOTS!! THIS IS MY FAVORITE OUT FIT AND I AM SURE TO ATTRACT THE DUDES!! THE LONGHAIRED REDNECK DUEDES BY THAT!!
THE CRAZY ABUSIVE ONES!
BUT THAT GO ONLY TO THE POUNT THAT THEY ARE SO CRAZY BUT DO NOT KILL ME!!
TO THE WEST SHORE I SHALL GO!! AND SIT IN VARIOUS LOCATIOSN UNTIL I FIND A SUMMER LOVE!!
AND THEN I TOO SHALL SMOKE THE FUNNY THINGS AND TRY THE DIRFRERND THINGS SANDFSNOWIEOWIEGHO:WIEHGO:WGOIWHEGioh Fuck you welfare pc of shit If you was not at the fucking place he was eatting at then dont say nothing about him i was a person who just happend to be there by chance and no it was not to see Kid Rock. But i did see what whent down that other fucker started the shit not Kid Rockany pussy whos says kid rock is tuff for lettin two guys hit the dude in the waffle house before he did is gay. if kid rock was there wit only him and his girl he woulda kept his ass in that seat. he aint a rapper either. wtf? and "american badasses" dont hide behind bodyguards. so if u think he a badass, u a coward just like anrybody at tht waffle house learned tht and whats this self proclaimed hip hop artist shit at the begininng man i furget the number but rocks gone platinum over 20 times i think its 23 but not sure either way Bob Ritchie is the shit and fuck d no it was not to see Kid Rock. But i did see what whent down that other fucker started the shit not Kid RowhKid Rock was and still is the fuckin Early mornin stoned pimp of the nation you dnt tlk shit about him to his face and everybody at tht waffle house learned tht and whats this self proclaimed hip hop artist shit at the begininng man i furget the number but rocks gone platinum over 20 times i think its 23 but not sure either way Bob Ritchie is the shit and fuck Tommy Lee Kids kicked yur ass a couple times too for tlkin shit on him at whent down that other fucker started the shit not Kid ckany pussy whos says kid rock is tuff for lettin two guys hit the dude in the waffle house before he did is gay. if kid rock was there wit only him and his girl he woulda kept his ass in that seat. he aint a rapper either. wtfnot to see Kid Rock. 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