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Posted by: weedyweedyweed Original: 7/8/2009 11:46 PM Views: 52 Comments: 3 eProps: 4 Read Comments Post a Comment Back to Your Xanga Site

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Wednesday, July 08, 2009

VOTE 5 ON ALFRED POARN VOTE 5 ON ALFRED POARN

4chan has spammed TWITTER!!
THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING WONDERFUL THING THAT HAS EVER HAPEND!!
UNFURtunotely, my addiction to 4chan was really sucking out my soul so I quit it , but apparently right afterwards they SPAMMED TWITTER!!!

HAHAHAHAHH!! AHHAHHAHAH THIS IS THE MOST EPITIMATIC THING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD OF AL THAT IS GREAT AND WONDERFUAL!!! OH I JUST WANJEWJWEGO OH IM SO PROUD TO BE A /b/TARD I SO AM AHAHHAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is why the world is gay. People are taking Twitter seriously. The site where you write 'got new phone, LOOL!!!' and expect people to take an interest. I advocate one hundred percent the spamming of these stupid sites, I advocate it evne more because people get incredibly angry over it. FUCKING Twitter. FUCKING TWITTER, FUCKING ALL THESE SITES USED BY THESE 'COMPUTER SAVVY' NEW WORKING PEOPLE WHO WORK IN THE OFFICES AND BUY THE HYBRIDS AND ARE UPDATED ON THE PHONES AND SO THEY JUST GO DOWN TO STARBUCKS AND TYPE IN THEIR LITTLE SHITS!! RIGHT ON THE PHONE CAUSE THEY CAN!!
AND WE CAN KEEP TRACK OF THE HOT NEW ARTISTS, LIKE SKINNY LONG BLACK HAIRED GIRL WHO SO VERY STYLISHLY LOOKS LIKE A WET SPANIEL!
AND WE CAN KEEP TRACK OF THE MOMS WHO POST EVERY TWO SECONDS ABOUT THEIR TODDLERS' NEW SHITS THAT THEY LEFT ON THE GROUND AND HOW IT IS SO VERY ADORABLE!!!!!
BUT NBOOOOOO!!!! IF THER IS GORILLA PENIS, THE MOMS WILL GET PERTURBED!! !HOW DARE THESE KINDS OF WORDS EXIST IN THE WORLD, WHILE I HAVE A CHILD ON THE GROUND JAMMING ITS FINGER UP ITS NOSE AND ASS SIMOLTANEOUSLY BECOMING PROCESSED AND PLASTICY FRESH FROM DORA THE EXPLORA BOTH IN SHOW FORMAT AND YOGURT!!
AND LO, HOW CAN THE PEOPLE DRINK THEIR ESPRESSO MO)CHA FROTCHO WHILE ADMIRING ALL THE OTHER HIP Y(OUNG 20 YEAR OLDS IN THERE WHEN THERE IS A GORILLA PENIS!! THEY WILL GET UPSET!!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH! FUCK THEM ALL!!! FUCK THEM ALL AND THEIR HYBRIDS WHO TAKE MOTHERFUCKING TWITTER SERIOUSLY!!! FUCK ALL YOU LITTLE GOGETTTER NEW LITTLE DEALLY THAT SEEMS OOH SO CUTENCOOL FUCKERS, WITH YOUR FUCKING CHILDREN!!! AHAHHAHAHAHHHAH!!! FUCK THEM ALL TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT JUST SHOWS WHAT MOTHERFUCKERS THEY ARE WHEN THEIR LITTLE SHITS GET GLITCHED UP AND THEY GET ALL FUSSY, OH THEY JUST WANTED TO POST THEIR TIDBIT OF INFORMATION TO THE WORLD, THEY JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT CUTE LITTLE THING, THAT CUTE LITTLE PHRASE THEY JUST MADE UP, SO EVERYBODY CAN SAY OH WHAT A CUTE LITTLE PHRASE!!
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU MOTHER FUCKERS REVOLVING AROUND THESE CUTE LITTLE PHRASES!!!? WHY ARE YOU CONSTANTLY ON THIS STUPID SITE, AS YOU DRIVE YOUR FUCKING HYBRID AND FEEL SO VERY GOOD ABOUT YOURSELVES>!>!>

YES THE /b/TARDSARE CONSTANTLY ON THEIR SITE. AND THEY'RE trying to get attention from it. BUT NOT IN THE STUPOID SO FUCKING ANNOYING (you know what the FUCK I MEAN) LITTLE CUTSEY SMARTEY GADGETY WHINMSICAL WINKY SORTA WAY ALL THESE GODDAMNED YUPPIES ARE !!! YES!! THATS THE DIFFERENCE!! ALL YOU TWITTER FUCKS ARE FUCKING YUPPIES, UNREAL, UNKNOWING, BLIND RETARDED YUPPIES WHO THINK THEY KNOW ALL ABOUT THE STATE OF THINGS AND THE WORLD AND ALL THAT OH YES POLITICS BUT ALL THEY CAN FUCKING DO IS GO OBN MOTHER FUCKING TWITTER!!! THE /b/TARDS ARE FUCKING DIRTY REAL PEOPLE WHO STAND ON THE EDGE OF ALL YOU YUPPIE FUCKS , -- BOTH ARE LIVING SHITTY LIVES BUT THE /b/TARDS DO NOT FOOL THEMSELVES!!
THE /b/TARDS KNOW THAT THEIR LIVES ARE UNIMPORTANT WASTES, WHILE THE YUPPIES CONTINUE INTHE BLINDNESS THAT THEY ARE DOING SOMETHNG WELL WITH THEIR LIVES B ECAUSE OF THEIR FUCKING CAR AND COFFEE! OOH! I MET SOMEONE TODAY ON TWITTER!! I LEFT A CUTE BLURB, AND THAT GIRL WITH THE CUTE HAIR REPLIED Bacck AND THINKS IT WAS CUTE TOO!@! OH ITS JUST CUTE ISNT IT OH JUST SO VERY CUTE
THE ./B/TARDS WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS DENIAL AND BULLSHITTERY AND FLUFFY WHIPPEDCREAM B ULLSHIT!! THE /b/TARDS DO NOT PUT THEMSELVES ON A FUCKING PEDESTOOL!!! THE/b/TARDS KNOW WHAT THEY ARE AND THEY KINOW WHAT YOU ARE MOTHERFUCKER, AND THEY KNOW YOUR A SELF ABSORBED PRETENTIOUS FUCK YOU MOTHER FUKCING YUUPPIES, YES GO MARRY ANBD HAVE KIDS AND GO TO CAFES AND READ YOUR WOMENS WEEKLY AND LISTEN TO WINK ONE O FOUR AND ALSO YOUR 'INDIE' TUNES AND FELL VERY GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF!!
AHAHHAHH!! HAVE THAT LIFE YOU YUPPIE FUCKS!!! GO ON AND TAKE IT!!!
AND WE WILL DO EVERYTHING WE CAN TO FUCKIN FUCK IT ALL UP!! GLITCH IT AS MUICH AS POSSIBLE!!!!!! AND YOULL JUST KEEP GETTING SELF IMPORTANTLY PERTURBED!! BUT WE'LL SHOW YOU JUST HOW TARDED IT ALL IS WITH GORILLA PENIS!!!
GORILLA PENIS!!!
ALL IS GORILLA PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!
AHAHAHHAHAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK YOU TWITTER SUCK MY FUCKIN DICK IM KID ROCK MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!

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yo, those pics are not approriate, and who took them ????

Posted 7/10/2009 4:38 PM by punkrcksk8trgirl - reply

Hello Emily, Allison

I have not been to your Xanga site in probaly about a year, I see nothing has changed, which is good.

Funny i should look at this page when you try some thing new, just like all those old crushs and obessesions. I just read through all those 78 ish Pm's i got from you on Newgrounds, I laughed my ass off, i felt sad, I pondered once again all the phyciological discussions we had, and once again truly admired what a amazing and abosulute legend you are, and those stories, all those incredible stories and pictures. Amazing times those were.

But by try some thing "new" i meant those suggestive photos you took of your self. While you are defiantly a attractive person,i've always said that but for as long as I knew you you were always camera shy[but god damn you love those boots], which makes me think, for who or what audience are these targeted for really?

I know i have been silent for quite some time, but i have just been "lurking" the internet mostly Newgrounds , but i have watched Alfred from afar in 09 mostly, althought the "Alfred Christ" cartoons are truly hypnotic,but my point is ive seen the shift from just sexual insanity to plain sexual perversion for people to "get off to" and for me this has made Alfred die a little on the inside for me. I have also noticed not to be rude at all, a explosion of fans who only watch alfred for sex now, Unlike 06 to 07 era where like i said your fans could could be counted on one hand. Thats why i watched Alfred Alfer in the first place and fell in love with him and your personality, humour,and creativity. Unlike those new "fans" i do not find Alfred a item of sexual disire.

But im taking a guess as to why you did that move? is it because sex sells? Same with those Pictures? Although I realize he is your creation and your world and you can do what you wish with him. No offence but you have always been one who loves attention so i can see your point if that is your reason. I still love the idea of Alfred and more power to him and you.

I am the same GENTLESIR you talked to for almost 2 years, just very concerned

But I have to agree with Allison with those pictures, not to approriate.

I dont even know why I put this here, just hoping you will see it, I would really appreciate it if you do respond back that you would send a message through Newgrounds. If you do not respond I understand.

GENTLESIR SIGHNING OUT TO THE QUEEN OF CRAZYNESS

Posted 7/14/2009 2:55 PM by MofoMania - reply

@MofoMania - Ahh helloo again gentlesir, i have not forgot you.

Well i've said a bunch of times that I'm at a crux in my life, torn between adventuring and flashing. I took pictures ofmyeslf like that as satire for the whole sex sells porn thing- i'm advertizing my porn with porn, I am selling myself for the mere benifit of getting a 'vote 5.' I think the idea of selling my body for cartoons is hilarious, and also the idea of turning alfred into nothing but a sexual prop is also funny. Not just funny but sad. I had several successes in flash and lol lol lol i'm now feeding off the successes, thinking anyone will accept alfred even when he's a smut star, and look i've hit rock bottom. Alfred's hit rock bottom. If ther are fans who find alfred solely an object of sexual desire i laugh and laugh and laugh. WHAT A WORLD!!!!!! But i'm also making a point, with this new ALFRED POARN which i hope people may see, that everything is about utility now and porn and hentai and other retarded sexual perversions are taking over the internet. I tried out the sex sells theory by using myself, and I think it worked as i got a lot of poeple to make sure it didn't get blammed.

But this is not the only thing. I've been writing a new alfred thing for years and . . .. .well i'll get back to that

Posted 7/18/2009 4:53 PM by weedyweedyweed - reply

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