February 2, 2013
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it is confirmed: i do not deserve human love
File: Help i am trapped in computer.swf-(5.94 MB, Loop)
hehehehehee hurry heehheheheh hurry heheheheheh hurry hehehehheh hurry hhehehehhhe hurry
>>>>>>>>File: alfred'sbigsuprisept2.swf-(8.86 MB, Other)>>>>>>too many feels in my pants
>>>>>>>>>>>>it is confirmed: i do not deserve human love please do not bite my penis off please do not bite my penis off 02/10/13(Sun)03:32 No.1881866please do not bite my penis off please do not bite my penis offplease do not bite my penis off please do not bite my penis off
>>>>>>>>how many dead baby i take to get toshpointo to shut de fuck up
234 because that s how bighis mouth is hhehehheheheheh
hehhhehehhehe oooooooooooooooooh man u is a funny one, ol girl.>>>>satturday night wooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! wooooo wutta saturday it is!? wooo ;parrrrrtay, the biggest alone partyay on flash anywhere. Is there anybody else out there? It is just me on this shitty board. just me, and thesadness.
>>>>>>wut is difference between electrical tape nd dead baby
when i put dead baby on electirical tape, it poos. when i put electircal tape on dead baby, it dies. heheh heheheh
i surely am the comedian of the land. the land, of sheet. sheetz. it is better than wawa wawa go fuck urself
>>ehhe, hehehe, eh!!!!!!!!!!!!i truly am the poomaster of the wrold. poooo master of world. this is what i do till the eyes shut. for now and forever more. til alfred movie is compelete. then wild parties and sex and woo tang poo tang commence. thank glee and god. but for now, i wait. for now i animait. and wait and type this ish till the eyes colose. oh wh y wont the y close let me rest from this wretch of an existeance
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the gointgs on, is that a shitgirl is expressing her shitmind on ur shitboard. shit shit shit. also, there is a fantastical cartoon for you to watch. that is the main part of worthiness. this, the girl female part, is worthy of shit . and so that is how it must be, in this thread>>>>1881908
i must do this tilll the eyes cloes. hoep fully it will be soon, so the next day of animatred may commence. but oh , it is a joylly cartoon, yu must watch it. so i am writing a book here, documenting the tiems. for they are shittiems. shittttttteiimss shiiittttteeiimmsss lal i be getttin in this ol world, is shitttttteiiiiimees shiiiiiiitteiimss nd the yonly get shitter.
one day, the alfed movie will be compelte. then il get a million hoes and a milion bottles of wine. but till then, it is work and sadness and work adn sadnes and work and sadness allday erry day. but eys, my frions, one da y it will pay off. wone day it will pay offe.>>death death death death work and cry and work and cry. work and sad and work and sad. dont leve house, dont leve house. hehehehhehhhhehehhehehheheheh but the payoff my fronds, the payoff. when the alfred movie be complete in all its gleaming. all the shiny prettieness from lll my tears nd blod. but for now it is work and sads and work ands sads. nobody in world for me, never human again. dont go amongst the humans kids i did it it leaves u with nothing but sads. best for self-isolation and endless work. for thereliterally, is nothing else to do now hehehe. and yet they say those tht do nothig but watch tv and do shitjob is sane. AHHA1 the lies.
>>death to the feels and to the humant. 'I have died everyday waiting for you" seems to convey an incredibly sad emotion compared to the res tof the song, but it's still such a true feeling.
How the heart can seem to disable our entire being...from a chinese girl xanga
>>>>>>hey, its me, neke again. do u know how muhc u made me angry today with ur shitty carton? u cant even draw let alone sing, ur dog looks like crap and i dont kow what that black melon thing is but it looks like the turd i shat this mornig after eating taco bell. have u ever herd of somethin called art school ? Thought not, look why dont u just take ur dog and go get fat somewhere. no one lies fatties, therefore u will make more sense. cuz no one ilikes u. or the dog. u think ur special just cuz u make a dog thing i have a real dog u sick fuck, whut u think i go roudn sayin im special cuz i have a dog and i fuck it no so go fuck urself and ur dog go eat a big mac ima go to the pool now and pee in it cay bye laterz peace go fuck urself pussy
>>OK EMILy this is Jacob. hey how r u ied like to tell u thatid like to punch u in the face and eath ur cunt. but thats it. cuz u are sexually unatractive. if i saw ur face in the toilet id still take a poo in it. i woundt even stick my dick in it, thats how repulsive u r to me. Fo real, what ahpppend? U used to be cool , rock my jeans, start my world go round but now?? Look at u . type in away on 4chan in a thread no one is reading but you. Did you get fat or something? Is that it? IS that why u r suc a moldy peice of shitshit now? Wut do u have ahoonnybooboo syndrom? In that u are a fat pig that is 2 but is pragnant? If u r pregnatn, ib et it will look like a weaslel muppet, or even worse, like that ugly negroid watermellon u made talk o so gayly. You dont fool anyone thats not a boy its you emily u thin k u foolin?? fool me once same on me full me twice fuck u cunt. u caint full me no more. anyway i just wanted to tel u ur watermellonlooks like a pile of farts and i thnk u shud kil urself. Thanks Love Jacob (OR jakey for short, not that ur gona clal me that cuz u rnt my frond). PS i know where ur cunt is it smells lieke the sardines from last nights pizza haha i can smell it fomr idahoFile: alfredsbigsuprise.swf-(6.69 MB, Other)>>>>loyloyloyloyloioyloyloyloyloiddoyloyloyloyloidoyloyloyloyloid
>>>>>>>>ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh joies of funtasticnesss, the dog of the century just came all over my boots.
>>>>>>>>Wut the difference betwenn katie couric and dead baby?
Catie curics husband died of poo cancer. dead baby was born from poo cancer. the cycle of life is complete
)All haiel amen alfred christ round of clapps()
>>wuts teh difference between dead babies and the clap
the clap, when its on ur genitals, it stays there. the dead baby, when it is on ur genitals, spasms and breaks its neck and u get off on it
(RNT I JUST TEH FOOLEST?)
****clapping and trapping commmence)))>>hey hey i be the onl one one the 4chan tonight it apperas so yay, my favorite way to be heheh heheh wild yes wild. the bannana woo the bannannna tosh point o his wonderous shitlaugh blares from the oposite side of the room. the mother sleeps behind computer. the soft glow of theh candel elluminates the dirty dishes. and all is wrong with teh worl.ds
>>if i could choose, i would poop ou tthis cartoon at every moment i get. thank you, dddddddddddddogs lava links is now on telivison. call lava links. call lava lings. waiting for the minutes to die waiting for the whours to shrivel and explode, waiting for the eyes to shot so i can end nother horrible day in shittsville. no wait it was a fien day i completed alfred big suprise pt 2 joy i am valid. that is liek.. 30 seconds i did today i am boss
>>ut till then, it is work and sadness and work adn sadnes and work and sadness allday erry day. but eys, my frions, one da y it will pay off. wone day it will pay offe.ut till then, it is work and sadness and work adn sadnes and work and sadness allday erry day. but eys, my frions, one da y it will pay off. wone day it will pay offe.
>>elets all killllll this dog
u deserve to rot in helsh. and die. for ur actions. u and ur shitty carton dog. u stupid cunt. cunty mccunt, thats what the shcoolkids shud call u. for u r nothin but a meatflap and ur dog is the biggest turdfart i have ever seen never go back never go back u shitknowcker, if i knew where u lived i d slaughter u and ur shitty carton dog and store the remains at the bottom of the fuckboat. thats right and il fuckthe corpese of the dog too mm 4chin ima find u nd ur shitter of a fettrret. and slaughter that negro watermelllon too he nees to staste meh cock>>ehey, may name is Neke and i just wanted to tlel u i hate u aned ur poo dog. u think ur valid just cuz u can draw a dog big deal i can rape a dog so wahut. i just wanted to know i think ur the lowest form of shit on planet 3 and i think u and ur dog deserve to rot in hell for gayness. also, i am 12 urs old and ur dog is gay as fuck please exloide in a helecoptor crash or suffocate in ur car. please. then never ocome here again thank u
((((neke) (((neke@neke.sextPPPP>>my grandmother could've pooed this yesterday ok really? u think this is good shit? 02/10/13(Sun)04:42 No.1881956look okay do u think ur specia l just becaue u can like do voice acting it doesnt take that much talent okay my uncle Rotund jut did voice acting for viagra dn he got paied 20 bucks how much did u get paid oh yeah thats right u work for urself so NOTHING heh meanwhile my uncles rolling around, and he voice d the penis better than u could ever voice ur shitty ... what is it is it a squirrel ? I jsut wanted to tell u that i could draw better than u in the 1st grade when i was still in shitknickers. i bet ur knickers are covered in shit still lhow old r u emily youcis like 34 ? Its almost time for u to die havent u herd better get a movie on, ur never gonna finish u rmovie i know it cuz u are a poo and ur gnna work at boscoves forever so wny just dont u give up go drown in a pool thanks bye -___
8011` Love katie ps call me 2152031827 i have oxlocoton u can have some sike go die cuntfo real tho, u changed, whut did uget, fat? Anonymous 02/10/13(Sun)04:48 No.1881958
OK EMILy this is Jacob. hey how r u ied like to tell u thatid like to punch u in the face and eath ur cunt. but thats it. cuz u are sexually unatractive. if i saw ur face in the toilet id still take a poo in it. i woundt even stick my dick in it, thats how repulsive u r to me. Fo real, what ahpppend? U used to be cool , rock my jeans, start my world go round but now??
>>Look at u . type in away on 4chan in a thread no one is reading but you. Did you get fat or something? Is that it? IS that why u r suc a moldy peice of shitshit now? Wut do u have ahoonnybooboo syndrom? In that u are a fat pig that is 2 but is pragnant? If u r pregnatn, ib et it will look like a weaslel muppet, or even worse, like that ugly negroid watermellon u made talk o so gayly. You dont fool anyone thats not a boy its you emily u thin k u foolin?? fool me once same on me full me twice fuck u cunt. u caint full me no more. anyway i just wanted to tel u ur watermellonlooks like a pile of farts and i thnk u shud kil urself. Thanks Love Jacob (OR jakey for short, not that ur gona clal me that cuz u rnt my frond). PS i know where ur cunt is it smells lieke the sardines from last nights pizza haha i can smell it fomr idaho
>>Just lovely :3'''
>>>>><<<<<<<!--??????????? umm........>>>>><!--?????????????? 02/10/13(Sun)04:56 No.1881969
Okay, like, WUT?? u think its olkay to go on this website making fun of dead babies and making jokes and feeling? Okay my names celly and imconcerned my big brother told me someone was making fun of dogs and babies well let me tlel u Emily it is NOT cool okay i was a baby once, also i have a dog, and by ur words, you are directly offending ME thast right, ME. Celly. Werent u a baby onCCE? and ul be dead too hmmm thoguht so not so funny how huh Anyway like i said, im gonna tell my work moter on u, hes gonna call 222 and wer gonna send u to the lookney bin with the looks where u beloONG! instead of terrorizing the /f/ with ur boolshit ur not follin anyone emily its time for Celly Nd shies Concerend. Subscribe add me on facebook!!
ur pussy smells liek a cat whats noo pussycat 02/10/13(Sun)04:51 No.1881963
ur cartoons made me poo myeslf they were so bad. nd ur dog is ugly if it was real id shoot it.
P.S> watch my youtube channel subscribe SassySusanSerablePalsy@youtube.org in it ul find my heroic journey form tard to prom queen it is exteremley inspierational and i think ul benifit from my hard work, and to know that eenven u can reap the benifits o fhumanity. sike no u cant u are a large cuntflap hehe i hope u get food poinssoning from the taco shop M3 sarra>>emily the last tiem i sw ur face i was eating donuts then i saw it on the compter and let me tel u i just about spit my dounuts up all over the keyboard. ur nasty fat fuck face almost made me looes my lunch you artard!!! i just wanted to tell u that, they were form walmart and they costed 34 cents a peice, and i got htme on welfare , but they STILL wondlnt be worth loosing because of ur shitty as face. i saw ur tits too ahve u seen them?> parrently not cuz they go all the way down to ur va JJJJ. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dont u know wut normal tits look like they are circles, not inverted traingales!!!! have u ever tried back lifts ther sposed to reshpae ur tits OH THATS RIGHT u dont have time cuz u have to animate ur POOOPY CARTONS . just wait, one day ur tits l grow so long they ll get stuck in the door, then ul see!! then we will all see!!!! go chocke on a giant shitcock you wainking whore of a ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))0 lofe karen <)
Karent Kares NOTT KUNT Karently 02/10/13(Sun)05:00 No.1881972
emily the last tiem i sw ur face i was eating donuts then i saw it on the compter and let me tel u i just about spit my dounuts up all over the keyboard. ur nasty fat fuck face almost made me looes my lunch you artard!!! i just wanted to tell u that, they were form walmart and they costed 34 cents a peice, and i got htme on welfare , but they STILL wondlnt be worth loosing because of ur shitty as face. i saw ur tits too ahve u seen them?> parrently not cuz they go all the way down to ur va JJJJ. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dont u know wut normal tits look like they are circles, not inverted traingales!!!! have u ever tried back lifts ther sposed to reshpae ur tits OH THATS RIGHT u dont have time cuz u have to animate ur POOOPY CARTONS . just wait, one day ur tits l grow so long they ll get stuck in the door, then ul see!! then we will all see!!!! go chocke on a giant shitcock you wainking whore of a ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))0 lofe karen <)
animate? more liek aniDIE will you please fucking go to sleep 02/10/13(Sun)05:05 No.1881977
no one is laughing, no one watns to hear ur miserable drivel. please do us all a favor , and just go the fuck to bed. if u even have one. im really geting sick of ur shit and its tiem for u to sleep. NIGHT NIGHT emily NIGHT FUKING NIGHT dont make me tell u twice DIE BITCHASS BITCH oh yea btw ur cartoon FUCKING SUCKS
animate? more liek aniDIE will you please fucking go to sleep 02/10/13(Sun)05:05 No.1881977
no one is laughing, no one watns to hear ur miserable drivel. please do us all a favor , and just go the fuck to bed. if u even have one. im really geting sick of ur shit and its tiem for u to sleep. NIGHT NIGHT emily NIGHT FUKING NIGHT dont make me tell u twice DIE BITCHASS BITCH oh yea btw ur cartoon FUCKING SUCKS
Anonymous 02/10/13(Sun)05:00 No.1881973
Replies: >>1881974Dat Land Before Time soundtrack....wow that brings back memories.
AND YOU'VE RUINED THEM. YOU RUIN EVERYTHING.
>>troll her facebook emily youcis 02/10/13(Sun)05:09 No.1881982
okay seriously im so sick of this cunt and all her dog threads they are fuckign ruining my pony threads and the pony genitals, i dont wanna see a fuckign dog or a negro watermelon genitals , i jsut wanna see my fucking ponies. SO like, can u guys all like find her facebook and post FAGGOT liek 234 times, for real, thatll shower, thatll teacher her all. ireally jsut wanna go to sleep but i cant until this cunt is put out of her misery. for fuckkkx sake. go throw urself in a burlap sack and drown TEEEEEEEEEHEHHHEHE
love, marybethAnonymous 02/11/13(Mon)01:48 No.1882771
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when does al fred find thEADY TO FEEL 02/11/13(Mon)00:04 Nosad 02/11/13(Mon)00:05 No.1882676oh my god it was so said i cried
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Krispy Kate 02/11/13(Mon)00:16 No.1882689so said that i died insied loolz
e place he is gong fer? like he lose person but person man, but alferd be man. so gay? or then is she? pink bw wa of with dres but it main? i confuzd?>>Look at u . type in away on 4chan in a thread no one is reading but you. Did you get fat or something? Is that it? IS that why u r suc a moldy peice of shitshit now? Wut do u have ahoonnybooboo syndrom? In that u are a fat pig that is 2 but is pragnant? If u r pregnatn, ib et it will look like a weaslel muppet, or even worse, like that ugly negroid watermellon u made talk o so gayly. You dont fool anyone thats not a boy its you emily u thin k u foolin?? fool me once same on me full me twice fuck u cunt. u caint full me no more. anyway i just wanted to tel u ur watermellonlooks like a pile of farts and i thnk u shud kil urself. Thanks Love Jacob (OR jakey for short, not that ur gona clal me that cuz u rnt my frond). PS i know where ur cunt is it smells lieke the sardines from last nights pizza haha i can smell it fomr idaho
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>>SO ALDRED WEnt to the fuck the mlon, but was nigger adn drunk i cryed for drea alftred caus fuck mak feeeeeeeeeeeeee
guod but was nigg who say had fectioine so he get? alfrad went away after drukn nosuckdik? was not good with ofer? want suk 2 dick? i can give to fuck for alfdgred buf only for fvor771
drea alftred caus fuck mak feeeeeeeeeeeeee
guod but was nigmoar like this
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fafafaaaaaaaaaaaaa for once that was not the same fag.SO ALDRED WEnt to the fuck the mlon, but was nigger adn drunk i cryed for drea alftred caus fuck mak feeeeeeeeeeeeee
guod but was nigg who say had fectioine so he get? alfrad went away after drukn nosuckdik? was not good with ofer? want suk 2 dick? i can give to fuck for alfdgred buf only for fvorwonderufl, just wonderful
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go fuck yourself>>1882803 Thanks for bumping my thread
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1882803 Thanks for bumping my GE++ETGA>>but i hve srong desires to wrongle dear algreggo fuck yourself samefag. Get the fuck out of this placo said that i died insied loolz
e place he is gong fer? like he lose person but person man, but alferd be man. so gay? or then is she? pink bw wa of with dres but it main? i confuzd?>>>>1882796
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Emily is the bastard Daughter of Don Bluth....everything is so clear now
Emily is the bastard Daughter of Don Bluth....everything is so clear now
Emily is the bastard Daughter of Don Bluth....everything is so clear now
I don't understand what the shit I'm reading is
>>damn emily I don't give fuck what people r say, your shit is bangn
i'd fuck that pussy al night loing. don let the drunknigermlon say different.
that stinging sensation is just my dick in our ass. trust me, hard liqur dont help onl thing you ned is a good mind fukclet me be the one to fix and break that mind mind!
>>Anonymous 02/11/13(Mon)01:40 No.1882757
I don't understand what the shit I'm reading is Anonymous 02/11/13(Mon)01:40 No.1882757
I don't unde Anonymous 02/11/13(Mon)01:40 No.1882757
I don't understand what the shit I'm reading isrstand what the shit I'm reading is Anonymous 02/11/13(Mon)01:40 No.1882757
I don't understand what the shit I'm reading is
>>mily I don't give fuck what people r say, your shit is bangn
ng. don let the drunknigermlon say different.
that stinging sensation is just my dick in our ass. trust me, h this is BETTER than th e land before time and that gayass little fot and u know it !!our ass. trust me, hard liqur dont help onl thing you ned is a good mind fukclet me be the one to fix and break that mind mind!this is BETTER than th e land before time and that gayass little fot and u know it !!
>>OOD NIGHT EMILY 02/10/13(Sun)05:03 No.1881975
go to seleep emily seriously your not making anyone laugh, no one gives a shit about ur crazy ramblings its only you in here and you kow it. so just please, do everyone including urself a favor and just go the fuck to bed. JJeez.
who wants ot grope my NEGROMELLONS NEGROMELLONS 02/11/13(Mon)02:43 No.1882831
Replies: >>1882839Anonymous 02/11/13(Mon)02:37 No.1882826
Emily is the bastard Daughter of Don Bluth....everything is so clear now
YES YES YES YES
if it was not for all dogs go to heaven, poor alfred may not exist righ tnow...or hed be a shitty cat>>>>1882828
Anonymous 02/11/13(Mon)02:37 No.1882826Emily is the bastard Daughter ............. alfred. alfred forever wwwtwas.>>1882828
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like the shitty tv show fronds, yes, alfred always will be there for me. for you cannot depend on human , no. they come and go, they die, they bretray you and break your soul. but the cartoon dog, the cartooon dog that solely exists within you and can only be from the yearnings of your own mind... that cartoon dog only dies with you, and he is ur one true love
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Emily you gotta stop gettin trapped in the computer, ya can't end up like Dilbert http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8AUPSfgk18 DON'T LET MEATWAD DOWN HE AND HIS FAMILY WILL MISS YOU #wow #whoa
Oh crap this is updated daily now. 4chan still sucks though, no matter how many Don Bluths are in it.
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4chan is all i have now, sadly. i am a pathet