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Wednesday, July 08, 2009

VOTE 5 ON ALFRED POARN VOTE 5 ON ALFRED POARN

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4chan has spammed TWITTER!!
THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING WONDERFUL THING THAT HAS EVER HAPEND!!
UNFURtunotely, my addiction to 4chan was really sucking out my soul so I quit it  , but apparently right afterwards they SPAMMED TWITTER!!!

HAHAHAHAHH!! AHHAHHAHAH THIS IS THE MOST EPITIMATIC THING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD OF AL THAT IS GREAT AND WONDERFUAL!!! OH I JUST WANJEWJWEGO OH IM SO PROUD TO BE A /b/TARD I SO AM AHAHHAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is why the world is gay. People are taking Twitter seriously. The site where you write 'got new phone, LOOL!!!' and expect people to take an interest. I advocate one hundred percent the spamming of these stupid sites, I advocate it evne more because people get incredibly angry over it. FUCKING Twitter. FUCKING TWITTER, FUCKING ALL THESE SITES USED BY THESE 'COMPUTER SAVVY' NEW WORKING PEOPLE WHO WORK IN THE OFFICES AND BUY THE HYBRIDS AND ARE UPDATED ON THE PHONES AND SO THEY JUST GO DOWN TO STARBUCKS AND TYPE IN THEIR LITTLE SHITS!! RIGHT ON THE PHONE CAUSE THEY CAN!!
AND WE CAN KEEP TRACK OF THE HOT NEW ARTISTS, LIKE SKINNY LONG BLACK HAIRED GIRL WHO SO VERY STYLISHLY LOOKS LIKE A WET SPANIEL!
AND WE CAN KEEP TRACK OF THE MOMS WHO POST EVERY TWO SECONDS ABOUT THEIR TODDLERS' NEW SHITS THAT THEY LEFT ON THE GROUND AND HOW IT IS SO VERY ADORABLE!!!!!
BUT NBOOOOOO!!!! IF THER IS GORILLA PENIS, THE MOMS WILL GET PERTURBED!! !HOW DARE THESE KINDS OF WORDS EXIST IN THE WORLD, WHILE I HAVE A CHILD ON THE GROUND JAMMING ITS FINGER UP ITS NOSE AND ASS SIMOLTANEOUSLY BECOMING PROCESSED AND PLASTICY FRESH FROM DORA THE EXPLORA BOTH IN SHOW FORMAT AND YOGURT!!
AND LO, HOW CAN THE PEOPLE DRINK THEIR ESPRESSO MO)CHA FROTCHO WHILE ADMIRING ALL THE OTHER HIP Y(OUNG 20 YEAR OLDS IN THERE WHEN THERE IS A GORILLA PENIS!! THEY WILL GET UPSET!!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH! FUCK THEM ALL!!! FUCK THEM ALL AND THEIR HYBRIDS WHO TAKE MOTHERFUCKING TWITTER SERIOUSLY!!! FUCK ALL YOU LITTLE GOGETTTER NEW LITTLE DEALLY THAT SEEMS OOH SO CUTENCOOL FUCKERS, WITH YOUR FUCKING CHILDREN!!! AHAHHAHAHAHHHAH!!! FUCK THEM ALL TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT JUST SHOWS WHAT MOTHERFUCKERS THEY ARE WHEN THEIR LITTLE SHITS GET GLITCHED UP AND THEY GET ALL FUSSY, OH THEY JUST WANTED TO POST THEIR TIDBIT OF INFORMATION TO THE WORLD, THEY JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT CUTE LITTLE THING, THAT CUTE LITTLE PHRASE THEY JUST MADE UP, SO EVERYBODY CAN SAY OH WHAT A CUTE LITTLE PHRASE!!
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU MOTHER FUCKERS REVOLVING AROUND THESE CUTE LITTLE PHRASES!!!? WHY ARE YOU CONSTANTLY ON THIS STUPID SITE, AS YOU DRIVE YOUR FUCKING HYBRID AND FEEL SO VERY GOOD ABOUT YOURSELVES>!>!>

YES THE /b/TARDSARE CONSTANTLY ON THEIR SITE. AND THEY'RE trying to get attention from it. BUT NOT IN THE STUPOID SO FUCKING ANNOYING (you know what the FUCK I MEAN) LITTLE CUTSEY SMARTEY GADGETY WHINMSICAL WINKY SORTA WAY ALL THESE GODDAMNED YUPPIES ARE !!! YES!! THATS THE DIFFERENCE!! ALL YOU TWITTER FUCKS ARE FUCKING YUPPIES, UNREAL, UNKNOWING, BLIND RETARDED YUPPIES WHO THINK THEY KNOW ALL ABOUT THE STATE OF THINGS AND THE WORLD AND ALL THAT OH YES POLITICS BUT ALL THEY CAN FUCKING DO IS GO OBN MOTHER FUCKING TWITTER!!!  THE /b/TARDS ARE FUCKING DIRTY REAL PEOPLE WHO STAND ON THE EDGE OF ALL YOU YUPPIE FUCKS , -- BOTH ARE LIVING SHITTY LIVES BUT THE /b/TARDS DO NOT FOOL THEMSELVES!!
THE /b/TARDS KNOW THAT THEIR LIVES ARE UNIMPORTANT WASTES, WHILE THE YUPPIES CONTINUE INTHE BLINDNESS THAT THEY ARE DOING SOMETHNG WELL WITH THEIR LIVES B ECAUSE OF THEIR FUCKING CAR AND COFFEE! OOH! I MET SOMEONE TODAY ON TWITTER!! I LEFT A CUTE BLURB, AND THAT GIRL WITH THE CUTE HAIR REPLIED Bacck AND THINKS IT WAS CUTE TOO!@! OH ITS JUST CUTE ISNT IT OH JUST SO VERY CUTE
THE ./B/TARDS WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS DENIAL AND BULLSHITTERY AND FLUFFY WHIPPEDCREAM B ULLSHIT!! THE /b/TARDS DO NOT PUT THEMSELVES ON A FUCKING PEDESTOOL!!! THE/b/TARDS KNOW WHAT THEY ARE AND THEY KINOW WHAT YOU ARE MOTHERFUCKER, AND THEY KNOW YOUR A SELF ABSORBED PRETENTIOUS FUCK YOU MOTHER FUKCING YUUPPIES, YES GO MARRY ANBD HAVE KIDS AND GO TO CAFES AND READ YOUR WOMENS WEEKLY AND LISTEN TO WINK ONE O FOUR AND ALSO YOUR 'INDIE' TUNES AND FELL VERY GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF!!
AHAHHAHH!! HAVE THAT LIFE YOU YUPPIE FUCKS!!! GO ON AND TAKE IT!!!
AND WE WILL DO EVERYTHING WE CAN TO FUCKIN FUCK IT ALL UP!! GLITCH IT AS MUICH AS POSSIBLE!!!!!! AND YOULL JUST KEEP GETTING SELF IMPORTANTLY PERTURBED!! BUT WE'LL SHOW YOU JUST HOW TARDED IT ALL IS WITH GORILLA PENIS!!!
GORILLA PENIS!!!
ALL IS GORILLA PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!
AHAHAHHAHAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK YOU TWITTER SUCK MY FUCKIN DICK IM KID ROCK MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!


Tuesday, July 07, 2009

kidrock kidrock Sooo, folks, it be hard bein a young girl in this us of a. everybody wants to rape ya. ERRRBODY!!!!!!!!!!! And thats why i, folks, have devised a plan to dress like a metal boy. A metal young boy, with a long black shirt, crusty blue jean boy shorts of light blue, combat boots and a backwards cap that says vietnam. It is my favorite alter persona and no one needs to know that i have a fyne shapely young female body underneath. All they see is skinny tan limbs sticking out from the blackness.

I"m just a redneck metal kid whos parents are somewhat neglectful and alchoholic which made me turn out angry! so i set out on my bike in this lone world and i'm also on drugs a lot. I'm just some crazy white boy on drugs. Aint no harm! This is the persona one must assume in the hood if you are white. A crazy drug kid. When i bike through the various hoods i live by i must assume to be as solitudinal as one in a drug haze who does not want any business with nobody and just happens to be in the hood - yet also vacantly hard because of all da neglect my parents put on me since day one. Plus i'm a child. Who wants to harm a child? A little crazy forgotten white boy who huffs glue. This is the good persona that people will just leave you be.

Now if i must be a female in these places, and i'm wearing the black wife beater that shows i am one (Cursed it is, yet also it will one day bag me a fyne longhaired redneck crackhead dude), I gotta take the persona of hollow mean dissociation caused from bein' fucked hard since i was about three by every male family member I had, which would make me volitiale and crazy and gone from this world. like I'm foaming from the mouth. Yes, you have to be Hollow if you are to be a girl. Mental disorder hollow. "Yessir i've had dicks stuck in me since day one i've had more dicks in me than you can count Yessir i've been stuffed to the brim, i've been raised on the dicks yessir. I'm born and raised as a hole baby and baby my mind's a hole, I'm jsut a hole i'm just a hole i'm just a hole. You can rape me if you like, i'm mothafuckin numb i dont care i'm just a hole." And if a guy looks at you, just show him crazed vacantness in the eye. Liek you're a wild rabid animal. If he come close to you you'll scratch and foam and bite cause mayn i'd know what it's like to get a dick when you dont want it and now that i dont depend on food from the fucker who wants to put it in me I can fuckin kill him now. It'd be automatic how you'd scratch at him.

Also you gotta rub red berries on yourself all ove ryour face and arms and legs if you're a girl, it makes you look like you got da plague or leporcy or somethin bad that the fucker wouldn't wnat. Then just pop an alka seltzer under your tongue when he come at you and freak the motherfucker out.

I'm A FUCKIN FERAL GIRL, MUTHAFUCKA! YOU DONT KNOW WHO YOU BE TRYIN TO RAPE I BE RAISED BY DA WOLLLVES MAYN AND I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT BUT YOU"RE A LIVIN THING APPROACHIN MY SPACE AND IM GONNA FUCKIN GO FIGHTORFLIGHT ON YO ASS!!!!!!!!!

 

 

Now if i just wanna bike in dem beautiful vacant concrete places where its just shitty dry cleaning stores and tire marts and strip clubs and loading shits and parking lots for nowhere and poles and highway exits, you know the places that 20/20 tells you the weird fuckers lurk, just becuase there would be no fucking reason for anyone to stand there because there are NO THINGS there .. .. .if you just wanna see teh scrapey beauty of those corners under the hot summer sun and you dont wanna get FUCKED WITH then you GOTTA be a redneck metal kid. One who likes wrestlemania and car demolition derbies and state fairs where he lives on cotton candy because his parents just like forget about him there. ANY GIRL who in there is a girl just ASKIN to be the girl on the 20/20 that got raped and murdered. All dem good ol' 20/20s' involve taht beautiful scrapey exaust-smellin' concrete.

No sir there is just fuckin fat sleezeball greasy dudes back there who are either mexican and workin for real underpay loadin shit or are a trucker, and they'll just fuckin slobber all over you, the fucks. Naw you wanna be a metal kid who'll just chew his candy treats and not think twice about the fat old men and if they talk to him he'll just flip em the bird and ride smoothly away.

 

 

See, nobody nobody nobody knows who you are. all anyone can ever see is the split second flash of your image. no one know where you come from, no one knows if you've been horribly beat since you were a child and thus you a wiley crazy depraved fucker who key word just does not CARE. and THAT is the difference between 'the people you wanna stay away from' and 'the people who have to watch where they walk.' NOobody can tell whether you are the Person that you Wanna Stay Away From or not. Heyll i might as well could be. i've seen this life too much i had scalding forks put up my ass and that's all i sort of know that exists, what else is there i can only expect more i dont care i fi fuckin live or die mayn aint nothin for me here. It's that hollowness, that vacantness, that you gotta assume. No fear man, they don't know out there. They dont know.

But it's not like you're lookin for nothin. cause if you look like your lookin for it then you'll get it. . . .. but you gotta be the person, YOU gotta be the perosn, that walks on by in that crazy way that makes you see they're lost in their own head, they're like the only one who exists in their world and they've got that sort of unfocused manic sharpness in their look and they are struttin, barrelin through.

AND IT'S SO FUCKIN Hard pullin that off when you'r ea pretty young lass. HOW I LONG TO Be A FAT SCARY 45 YEAR OLD MAN WHO LOOKS INSANE. how i long people to fear me. JUST SO PEOPLE WONT MOTHERFUCKING FUCK WITH ME MAN!!! JUST SO THEY WONT FUCKING FUCK WITH ME!!!!!

see i used to be scared of everybody. Now as i've reached this peak of age i've been wonderin if the 20/20's i've watched all my childhood and all the warnings my mother has told me are real or not. Is this merica somethin to be scared of? I dont know but my faiths' been up and down mayn. Now i'm startin to think, Unbeleivably, that you're gonna get FUCKED if you are a young girl, and you have the aura that you are on the Fringe. YOu know, hooker, drug addict, or in my case some extremely restless kid who feels the emptiness all the time and has too much of a fear of not living my life to the fullest. If you're out at night alone, in the concrete or the city, someone somewhere will find you and get you. WHY MAYN WHY!>>!>!!>> i jsut dont know exactly how it is. Are there really taht many crazy rape fuckers around!? ANd will fate inevitably bring them to just the fine fresh little thing that the LOARD wants to see corrupted?? WHat a stupid gig, i say, if this is the case. What a stupid fucking gig.

See, those people that would get me have landed themselves in a very prestigeous hall of fame. That of "people you want to stay away from." "People who you dont want to run into at night." They've made it to the very top, the greatest most wonderful point you can. AND I WANNA BE ONE OF EM MAYN!!!!! Cause only then are you one of THEM, and only then do THEY fear YOU. NOT THAT I WANT TO HARM ANYONE BECAUSE I DONT!!!! BUT OTHERS TO SEE ME AS THAT WILEY WEIRD FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO BE THE ONE THE PUBLIC WARNS YOU OF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO BE ON THE OTHER SIDE!!!!!!!!f

and how do you get there?? Well some will say you have to just EARN it there and taht would mean killing a lot of yourself - liek the drugs have to do it to you, the brain holes. Only then through those things entering your life and aura can you reach the Highest Plane of People you want to Stay Away from. DO I HAVE TO KILL A PART OF MYSELF AND ONLY THEN WILL PEOPLE NOT FUCK WITH ME!!?!?!?!??! I say NO!!!! IM FUCKING PISSED and i can go there, only because THE OTHER PERSON IN FRONT OF YOU HAS NO IDEA WHO YOU FUCKING ARE. Why i could be a fucking ALEIN!!!!!!!!

 

i just gotta get strap. How fucking nice it will be when i have a nice black gun in my pants, hidden there from all yet goddamn it will give me fuckin confidence. becuaswe i want to harm nobody. but if someone comes up, or jumps out of a truck because there's a fucking SUPPLE YOUNG GIRLY GIRL ON A BIKE THAT THEY CAN JUST TAKE ON UP AND DO WHATEVER THEY LIKE WITH NO PROBLEM, becuase of this MOTHERFUCKING CURSE OF MY MOTHER FUCKING BODY, i'll just whip that fucker out and say "baby i really dont wanna do this." and then it will be their choice whether they live or die.

 

fuck this body.

 

i'll tell you what'll gnaw on a human's brain and will make them snap. i'll tell you what'll fill a person with silent rage that could make them snap at any moment. I'll  tell you what'll make people want to kill. I'll tell you what turns a man into one of the "People you Want to Stay Away From."

It's the goddamned motherfucking body they just happened to have landed in. that the good lord gave them. that they just happen to be inhabiting. The body of supple young shapely firm tight fresh female. That gets FUCKED with all fucking day long. To be born with the thing that gets you condemned, gets you put down to bein lower than dirt, gets you put into the role of weak little thing that can get thrown around, gets you laughed at and not taken seriously and makes everyone say it would be so easy to get dragged away and 'corrupted.'

Oh yes motherfucker i've been corrupted. So i say instead, thank you folks. Becuase now i'm a fuckin hollow corrupted hole. And now i just dont give a fuck baby. And now i've got the fucking gun. And now you'll want to stay away from ME at night motherfucker.

it's the fuckin schoolgirl army mayn. Powered by  you, you sick mexican dockloader trucker fucks who try and take us down. The more you try and beat us, the more we gon get angry baby. The fucka's gonna rise so let the motherfucka rise. it's comin for you bothways let the mother fucker rise. 

kid-rock


Sunday, July 05, 2009

did is gwhent down that other fucker started the shit not Kid Rockany pussy whos says kid rock is tu

Lawdy, you're givin' me the vapours! 400_rollingstonecover_kidrock_071003_rollingstone
 
i do why
i eat em too
i love ass eating
 
kidrock
did she put his bawls in her mouth? and also do you liek bawls? in your mouth or any were near the mouth?

Mah baby he put balls in his moutH!

i`ll bet he`s got big balls =)

let me tell you about what my baby does for fun, its real  fun!

see this is how you do it. cause when you do it like this then ur a real pi8mp. and i reall y admire what kid rock does. and well when i listen to this song i feel real cool. like Yea. i can just put the BValls in  the mouth.  Yea, i can! Really!

see let me show you how kid rock (my baby) does. and this is how i want my real life boyfriend just how to be. ;)

 

crusiin through the town! lookin for a slut so you can take her back to suck the dick and put the

BALLS IN THE MOUTH!p (6) p (6) p (6) kid_rock

he sees a skinny in the skirt! GET RID OF THE FOURTY!!!!

but before he could do anything she grappbed his digk!!

she whispered in ear, "i want to suck your cock."

i cant wait to get her back to my house!

TO put the balls in the mnouth!!!

what>?

TO putthe balls in the mouth!!!!!

you want your balls in my mouth!!!!

well

well i go back to my crib

 

well howbout i drop my pants??

she drops to the knees and starts blowin my horn!!!!!

she puts the balls in my moutha nd rubs the back

BUT WHEN YOU PUT FINGER UP TH EBUTHOLE NO YOU CANNOT PUT THE FINGER UP THE BUTHOLE@@!!!

 

so rhight then u know you have a hoe and half.!!!!!!!

 

 

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so now we all think, OH well kid rock really likes this hoe. i mean she just went righrt up and put his balls in her mouth!! But the moral of the story is that it is not true!!! Kid rock ends up telling the whole town!!!!! and it gets back around and al kid rock can say to her is, "YOU PUT YOUR BALLS IN MY MOUTH!!" ';)

 

 

 

 

well this is unfortunate for the hoe. the hoe thinks she's got it made, what with putting the balls in her mouth. not true. she is a fool.

 

 

OH i just want a boyhfriend like kid rock. oh give me a boyfriend like kid rock!!! one that will love me and put the balls i n th e mouth. I could have one, becuase lo and behold that one fuckin dude that i HAD BABY I HAD OH YEH well it turned out he look and act exactly like kid rock.

Onlly problem is, he might kill me. so this is not good. i do not want to go back because i am a friad he might kill me even though i really want him to be my bouyfriend. cause he looks like kid rock.

THEN I COULD PUT BALLS IN TEH MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;););0)

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and yes, he may love me he may, but he may also kill me . and i cannot risk getting killed, even despite the beautiful power of love. so i cannot go. i just dont want to risk the life.

BUT OH I WANT THE BALLS IN TEH MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;) ;)

 

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oh lord, just give me the same dude except that he will not kill me.

Dammit, it is just that one factor! tThe rest is GOLD, baBY GOLD!!!!!!! BUT ITS Just that  one simple factor of the killing. goddamn.

 

Pro: I HAD a dude and i could have AGAIN a dude that look and act LYKE KID ROCK BABY KID ROCK!!!!

Con: I COUDL DIE AND GET HEPATITIS C IF I DONT ALREADY HAVE HEPATITIS C!!!!

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dammit, what  a world lord, what a world.

lord, you be puttin me in quite a pickle with this one.

lord, to put me in a pickle like this make me think the world is quite a world!!

what a crazy gig, lord, what a crazy gig.

to give me a dude that look like kid rock that give it to me GOOD BABVY GOOD ITS GOLD BABY GOLD and then just yank him away, -'no, he may kill u!!!!! lol'

fuck u god, this is quite a crazy world we live in.

wow god, wow. what you've done to me.

god, it just NUT!!!

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"A friend of mine was working as a stripper when she was invited to be a stage dancer at his show. One of the girls she went with hung out with Kid Rock in his dressing room and wound up with hepatitis" --

 THAT IS ME!!!!!!!!! Lo, but i may have TEH AIDS INSTEAD!! ONLY ONE WAY TO FIN

Fuck you welfare pc of shit

D O

fuck black people

UT!!!

 

 

 

 

 

I ALSO LEARNED THAT KID ROCK USES DRUGS ALSO, ALL SUMMER LONG, HE BE SMOKIN THE FUNNY THINGS!!

oh taht corus makes me cry.

and long for the boyfriend that i never had.

 

Oh it makes me long for love.


OH KID ROCK, your song of epitimatic summer thigns and boyhood adventures and the best times ever of summer fun that is what we all must do to live a fufilled lifemakes me yearn!!!

YOUR SONG!!

YUOU ARE SMOKIN THE FUNNY THINGS AND TRYIN DIFFERENT THIGNS!

we be tryin different thigns

and we be smokin funny things

makin love down by the lake to our favorite songs.

sippin wiskey out the bottle, not thinkin bout tomorrow

singing sweet home alabama all summer long.

 

 

WHY!>!>??!!? I WANT TO DO THIS!??!?!? WHY HAVENT I DONE THIS!?!?!?!?!?
WHY HAVENT I DONE THIS?~?!?!?!?!?!?
WILL I THUS DIE A MAN THAT HAS NOT LIVED?!?!?!?
ONLY WHEN I DO THIS CANN I FINLALLLY LIVEJ!?!?!!!!

OH, KID ROCK, YOUR SONG MAKES ME YEARN SO! FOR ALLI WANT TO DO IS EPITIMATIC SUMMER ACTIVITIES! I WANT TO FIND LOVE!
PLEASWE LORD< GIVE ME A KID ROCK LOOK ALIKE BOYFRIEND THAT IS LIKE THAT DUDE EXCEPT HE DOES NOT HAVE AIDS OR HEPATITIC AND HE DOES NOT KILL ME AND PLESE LET ME DO ALL THESE THINGS!!

PLEASE LET ME DO ALL THESE THIGNS!!:

smoke FUNNY THINGS
TRY DIFFERENT THINGS
MAKE LOVE TO LAKE BY FARVORITE SONG
SIP WHSISKY OUT THE BOTTLE
NOT THINKBOUT TO MORROW
SING SWEET HOME ALLABAMA ALL SUMMER LONG@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

 

I MUST DO ALL THESE THINGS OR ELSE I SHALL FELLL I HAVG NOT LIVED!!

I HAVE NEVER HAD A SUMMER LOVE@@ I HAVE NOT EVER EVEN HAD A LOVE@@ I HAVE NOT EVER EV EN BEEN TO SUMMER CAMP!!!


OH BUT ITS USMMER RIGHT NOW, EMILY

AND I CAN FEEL IT!!
IM GONNA GET ME A KID ROCK BOYFRIEND LOVE@!!
AND WE WILL LOVE BY THE FIRE!!!
IT S GONNA HAPPEN IT IS!!

OOOHH ITS GONNA HAPPEN I CAN FEEL IT EMILY I CAN!!!!

ALL I GOTTA DO ----

ITS IN THE FUCKIN AIR!! IT IS ABOUT TIME LORD!! NOW IS MY TIME, IT HAS BEEN ALONG TIME COMIN!!

 

SO HI HAVE A PLAN!!!

I SHALL GO TO THE SHITTY HICK SHIT BUMBLEFUCK WEST SHORE AND BIKE THERE AND JUST SIT IN FRONT OF GASSTATIONS WITH MY FAVORITE WHITE TRASH GEAR: BACKWARDS VIETNAM CAP, BLACK WIFE BEATER, LONG JEAN BOY SHORTS< COMBAT BOOTS!! THIS IS MY FAVORITE OUT FIT AND I AM SURE TO ATTRACT THE DUDES!! THE LONGHAIRED REDNECK DUEDES BY THAT!!
THE CRAZY ABUSIVE ONES!
BUT THAT GO ONLY TO THE POUNT THAT THEY ARE SO CRAZY BUT DO NOT KILL ME!!

TO THE WEST SHORE I SHALL GO!! AND SIT IN VARIOUS LOCATIOSN UNTIL I FIND A SUMMER LOVE!!
AND THEN I TOO SHALL SMOKE THE FUNNY THINGS AND TRY THE DIRFRERND THINGS SANDFSNOWIEOWIEGHO:WIEHGO:WGOIWHEGioh

 

 

Fuck you welfare pc of shit

If you was not at the fucking place he was eatting at then dont say nothing about him i was a person who just happend to be there by chance and no it was not to see Kid Rock. But i did see what whent down that other fucker started the shit not Kid Rockany pussy whos says kid rock is tuff for lettin two guys hit the dude in the waffle house before he did is gay. if kid rock was there wit only him and his girl he woulda kept his ass in that seat. he aint a rapper either. wtf? and "american badasses" dont hide behind bodyguards. so if u think he a badass, u a coward just like  anrybody at tht waffle house learned tht and whats this self proclaimed hip hop artist shit at the begininng man i furget the number but rocks gone platinum over 20 times i think its 23 but not sure either way Bob Ritchie is the shit and fuck d no it was not to see Kid Rock. But i did see what whent down that other fucker started the shit not Kid RowhKid Rock was and still is the fuckin Early mornin stoned pimp of the nation you dnt tlk shit about him to his face and everybody at tht waffle house learned tht and whats this self proclaimed hip hop artist shit at the begininng man i furget the number but rocks gone platinum over 20 times i think its 23 but not sure either way Bob Ritchie is the shit and fuck Tommy Lee Kids kicked yur ass a couple times too for tlkin shit on him at whent down that other fucker started the shit not Kid ckany pussy whos says kid rock is tuff for lettin two guys hit the dude in the waffle house before he did is gay. if kid rock was there wit only him and his girl he woulda kept his ass in that seat. he aint a rapper either. wtfnot to see Kid Rock. But i did see what whent down that other fucker started the shit not Kid Rockany pussy whos says kid rock is tuff for lettin two guys hit the dude in the waffle house before he did is gay. if kid rock was there wit only him and his girl he woulda kept his ass in that seat. he aint a rapper either. wtf? and "american badasses" dont hide behind bodyguards. so if u think he a badass, u a coward just like  and no it was notKid Rock. 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Thursday, July 02, 2009

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Highway Serial Killers

April 10th, 2009

The FBI suspects that serial killers working as long-haul truckers are responsible for the slayings of hundreds of prostitutes, hitchhikers and stranded motorists whose bodies have been dumped near highways over the past three decades.

murders along highways in the US In 2004, a somber group of seventeen law enforcement agencies gathered in Oklahoma City. A string of vicious murders along I-40, with most linked to the city, had raised the specter of death riding in the cab of a long-distance trucker.

A computer database maintained by the FBI has grown to include information on more than 500 female crime victims, the majority of whom were killed and whose bodies were discarded at truck stops, motels and other roadside locations along popular trucking routes crisscrossing the United States.

The database also has information on scores of truckers who have been charged with killings or rapes committed near highways or who are suspects in such crimes, officials said. Authorities said they do not have statistics on whether driving trucks ranks high on the list of occupations of known serial killers.

Ten suspects in 30 homicides have been detained, according to the FBI. One trucker was arrested in Tennessee and charged with four murders. The FBI office in El Paso said it can not comment on the map or specific cases because the cases are not being investigated by the FBI. The office said the FBI’s role is to provide the map for other agencies.

Michael Harrigan, who oversees the Serial Killings Initiative, said the program helps local police “connect the dots” to slayings outside their jurisdictions. He said most of the victims led high-risk lifestyles that left them particularly vulnerable.

Though many of the dots on the map now appear connected to one another by similarities — such as the killers’ MO - modes of operation — the majority are not connected to any known suspect.

They are potential serial slayings waiting to be solved, the FBI says.


Thursday, June 18, 2009

my human contact

this is the human contact i have!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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You: U KNO WHERE TO FIND ANGRY TURKISH YOUTH FOR SEX?
Stranger: YA MANG U JUS HAV 2 KILL A VIRGIN AT MIDNIGHT =]
Stranger: SEX COME 2 U!
You: NO
You: I MEAN I AM GIRL WHAT ARE YOU
Stranger: YA
Stranger: I AM ANGRY TURKISH YOUTH
You: THEN CAN I LICK Y OU
You: I HAVE TO DO IT
Stranger: OJALA QUE DECIRME POR QUE
You: STO PUR STUPID LANGUISIH THATS NOT TURK AT ALL
Stranger: TOQUE MI CULO PUTO
Stranger: TOCUEME
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You: YO LIKE STOP OR ELSE
Stranger: YO I WANNA TRAINFUCK
You: WELLI TRAIN FUCK ALL DAY EVERYDAY
Stranger: HOPI TRAINFUCKERY IS THE BEST SEX EVER
You: ITS REAL GOOD U SHUD TRY IT
Stranger: INDIANS ARE THE BEST AT SEX
Stranger: TURK TURK TURK
Stranger: KAAAAAAY
You: THE ANGRY SHIRTLESS YOUTHS OF TURK IN THE BATHS ARE THE BEST
You: BUT ONLY WHITES ARE ON TRAINS!
Stranger: BATH IS IN ENGLAND YOU FUCK
Stranger: AND THERE'S ONLY ONE
You: BATH IS IN UR ASS!
Stranger: THAT'S AN ENEMA
Stranger: SHOWS HOW MUCH YOU KNOW
Stranger: MY ASS IS THE ORIGIN OF ALL CREATION
You: UR HOT
Stranger: DON'T SHITTALK MY ASS
You: IM A GIRL WANTOFUCK
You: ON THE INTERNET
Stranger: INTERFUCK
Stranger: IS THAT LIKE INTERPOL
You: YES BETTER THAN TRAINFUCK
Stranger: ARE YOU GONNA ARREST ME
You: INTERFUCK FUNNEST OF ALL FUCKS
Stranger: INTERCLUSTERPOLIFUCK
Stranger: RRAGH I AM FUCKLEGION
Stranger: WE FUCK MANY, WE FUCK ONE
You: PRETEND I AM CARTOON DOG WITH PENIS AND LARGE CHESTS
Stranger: DO YOU HAVE FUCKLEGION IN YOUR HOUSE
You: AND U CAN BE CARTOON HORSE
You: I THINK THE QUESTION IS DO YOU HAVE A HORSEPENIS?
Stranger: YES
You: IN YOUR PANTS
Stranger: BUT I AM A MAN
Stranger: WITH NO PANTS ]:
You: WHERE DID THEY GO IS THIS BECAUSE OF ME
You: LOL
You: LOL
You: LOL
You: LOL
Stranger: BUT BUT BUT
Stranger: SLEEP IS PANTSLESS
You: FOLLWO THIS LINK IT SHOWS U WHERE SEX IS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JWdO6yGlug
You: TELL ME WHAT YOU THIKN, SEXY
Stranger: WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF HEATHEN YOUTUBE IS FOR HEATHENS
You: ;) ;)
Stranger: GO TO REDTUBE THAT IS FOR GOOD CHRISTIANS
Stranger: GO TO MCDONALD'S
You: WHY DONT U GO TO MY ASS ITS FOR GOOD CHRISTINAS BLACKS AND JEWS JUST AS LONG AS THEY HAVE A GOOD COCK
Stranger: AND GET ME A GADDAMN BIGMAC
You: WHY DONT U GO TO MY ASS AND EAT A GADDAMN BIG MAC
You: MM MITS REAL GOOD THER
Stranger: YOUR CUNT IS A BIG MAC
You: THAT S WHAT I JUST SAID
Stranger: BEEF SHEETS BEEF SHEETS
Stranger: I'M A RIOT AT PARTIES, YOU SEE
Stranger: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
Stranger: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
Stranger: NEVER GONNA GO AROUND AND
Stranger: DESERT YOU
You: STOP UR ROLLING LINGO I KNOW WHERE UR FROM I KNOW WHAT KIND U ARE
Stranger: NUH UH
Stranger: YOU SEE ME ROLLIN
You: UR HOT
Stranger: BUT YOU NOT HATIN
Stranger: YOU JUST NOT UNDERSTNDIN
Stranger: WE CAN LEARN TO LOVE EACH OTHER AS MAN LOVES HIS BROTHER
You: I PUT MY CUNT ON THE COMPUTER SCREEN OKAY NOW U LICK UR SCREEN ITS LIKE UR LICKING MY CUNT
You: ;)
Stranger: EW GROSS
Stranger: CUNT
Stranger: CUNTSLAPPIN
Stranger: HAVE YOU EVER CUNTSLAPPED SOMEONE
Stranger: LIKE SLAPPED THEM WITH YOUR CUNT
Stranger: FOSHO YOU HAVE
Stranger: YOU THAT KIND OF BITCH
You: YEAH ONCE BUT THEN HE BEAT ME SO I DONT DO IT ANYMORE
You: ARE U BLACK NIGGER?
Stranger: SOMEONE PISSES YOU OFF YOU JUST RIP YO PANTS OFF AND LIKE RAAAAGH CUNTSLAP
Stranger: FLYING SCISSOR OF CUNTSLAP
Stranger: METEORIC CUNTSLAP
Stranger: HIGH JUMP CUNTSLAP
Stranger: FLAMETHRCUNTSLAP
You: NO WHEN SOMEONE PISS ME OFF I TELL A PREIST DONT U CONDEMN ME WITH UR CUNTLSPA JIBBERISH ILL DESERT U
Stranger: PSYCHIC CUNTSLAP
You: IL SLAP U WITH UR ASS!
Stranger: SLAP SLAP SLAP
You: SLAPCHOP
Stranger: PAL CHOP
You: SHAMWOW
Stranger: PALS CHOP
Stranger: WE SURE ARE BILLY MAYS TODAY
You: UR WORD GAMES ARE INFERIOR U MUST WORK AT A COMPUTER PROGRAMMING STATION
Stranger: CAPS CAPS
Stranger: LOL DUMBASS WE'RE BOTH AT COMPUTER STATIONS
Stranger: TUNDRASLAP
You: YEA BUT I DONT WORK THERE AND GET PAYD LIKE U DO AT BEST BUY!!
Stranger: THUNDERCUNTSLAP
You: UR HOT
Stranger: MAGNIFICENT THUNDERCUNTSLAP
You: EAT MY ASS PLEASE
You: NOW
Stranger: THAT'S TOO MUCH FAT
Stranger: I'LL GET SICK
Stranger: BEST BUY IS SHITTY
Stranger: BUY MY BEST SHIT
You: YEA MY ASS IS FAT I A GROWNASS WOMAN UR ASS PROBABLY WHAT WEIGHS 2 CENTS? GET A REAL JOB
Stranger: I STUFF MY ASS WITH PENNIES
Stranger: MY ASS IS WORTH MORE THAN YOUR HOUSE
You: BUY THE BEST, SHIT AT BUY.
You: MY ASS IS 12 INCES IN DIAMETER IT CAN FIT A BLACK MANS FIST
Stranger: IT IS ALSO HEAVY AS IT IS FULL OF METAL
You: AND A MEXICANS
You: CANNIBACL CORPSE
Stranger: MEXICANS HAVE TINY HANDS
Stranger: FUCK YOUR LAME MUSIC
You: WELL DUH HOW ELSE WILL THEY EAT THEIR TACOS
You: FUCK UR LAME GAY FAGOGT AS U FAGGOTASS
Stranger: FFFF TACOS
You: CANNIBACL CORPSE FISTED ME ONCE IT WAS GOOD REAL GOOD
Stranger: HAVE YOU EVER FUCKED DEAD PEOPLE
You: ALL OF THEM DID IT AT ONCE IT WAS EXHILERATING I PAYED THEM 3 DOLLARS
Stranger: SOME PEOPLE HAVE AND DON'T EVEN KNOW
Stranger: THEY WALK AMONG US
You: WELL YEAH DUH
Stranger: DO YOU SERVE THE DEAD
Stranger: DEADWORLD IS ALL AROUND YOU
You: I TRIED TO FUCK THIS GUY AT A MORGUE HE WAS OLD HE WAS REAL FEIN BUT WHEN I TOOK OFF MY PANS A GUY CAME WITH A BROOM SAID U CANT DO THAT SO I WENT HOME
Stranger: DEADWORLD IS COMING TO YOU
You: IMMORTAL CALL OF THE WINTERMOON FAGGOT
Stranger: WORMS WORMS WORMS WORMS
Stranger: SUMMER STENCH AND WINTER ROT
Stranger: WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF ROLEPLAYING FAG
You: OH YEAH WELL ID FUCK TRHE DUDES FROM IMMORTAL THEY FEIN. THEY COULD ALL FIST ME
You: NO I BELEIV EUR THE ROLEPLAYING FAG BESTBUY FAGGOT
Stranger: ONE THOUSAND FISTS OF DISTURBED FAGGOTS
Stranger: DO YOU PLAY THE WARCRAFTS
You: UR HOT LICK MY NIPPLES
You: NOI HAD A FRIEND DIE FROM THAT ONCE
Stranger: I BET YOU LIKED THAT
You: NEVER GET INTO THAT SHIT
Stranger: YOU FUCKING RAPIST
You: YO I ONLY RAPED MY CUZIN ONCE BUT IT WASNT REALLY RAPE IT WAS JUST FEELING
Stranger: HOW MANY TIMES
Stranger: 15
Stranger: I BET YOU RAPED HIM EVERY DAY
Stranger: YOU FAGGOT
You: NO I ONLY TOUCHED HIS NIPPLES LIKE TWICE DURING CHRISTMAS FUCK OFF
Stranger: OH HO HO LOOK AT YOU
You: UR HOT WATS UR AGE SEXY
Stranger: TRYING TO DOWNPLAY YOUR RAPE RESUME
Stranger: I'M ON TO YOU
You: FUC U I BET U RAPED A COMPUTER
Stranger: IT WAS DELICIOUS
You: COMPUTER RAPING FAGGOT
Stranger: IT LOVED ME ALL NIGHT LONG
Stranger: DICKTWIDDLING COCKSMURF
Stranger: I'LL BET YOURS IS BLUE FROM ALL THE RAPING YOU DO
You: YEAH WELL ONE DAY UR COMPUTERS GONNA GET REVENCE THATS WHAT I DID TO MY FATHER I HAVENT TALKED TO HIM SINCE THE BIG NO NO TIMES
You: MINE COMPUTERSS BLACK U PUSSY
Stranger: THAT WAS JUST GOOD PARENTING YOU TWAT YOU WERE PROBABLY A REAL CUNT
Stranger: YOU SHOULD CALL HIM NOW AND THANK HIM
Stranger: FOR SHOWING YOU WHAT A REAL TRANSSEXUAL IS
Stranger: YOU ARE A TRANNY AREN'T YOU
You: WELL I DID BECAUSE IT FELT SORT OF GOOD BUT ULL NEVER KNO U FAGGOT SINCE UR PARENTS PROB LY SUCKED
Stranger: OR A HERM
You: NO IM A GIRL U FUCK
Stranger: DADDY FUCKED YOU AND I LIKED IT
You: IVE GOT A BOOB AND NO DICK
Stranger: FUCK YEAH AMAZONESS
You: DADDY DIDNT FUCK U AND NOBODY LIKE IT!
Stranger: oh no my feelings
Stranger: ;_;
Stranger: you have gone and hurt them
You: HAHA U HAVE FEELINGS R U A GIRL
You: UR HOT WATS UR AGE SEXY
Stranger: PROB THE SAME AS YOURS
Stranger: WE SHOULD FUCK
You: WHAT IS URS I WONT FALL INTO THIS TRAP
Stranger: AND BY WE I MEAN
Stranger: YOUUUUUU
You: WE SHOULD FUCK OUR COMPUTERS TOGETHER
Stranger: DICKTRAPTIONS
Stranger: EEENF EENF EENF
You: give them a good time while we watch each other. that would be hot the poor computers could not even scream
Stranger: I LOVE COMPUTER
Stranger: THEIR CRIES WILL LAST FOREVER
Stranger: NO
Stranger: BETTER
You: i loce computer too but i will put mine in bondage
Stranger: LET'S PIMP THEM OUT AND MAKE MEGABUX
You: they will screma but no one shall hear but cyberspace which is no one becuase no one lives there
Stranger: NOBODY CARES
Stranger: BUT THEY CAN ALL HEAR
You: no only if we can pimp them and fuck them too they gotta have respect
You: gotta KNOW WHO THE MAN
Stranger: NO RESPECT FOR CYBERS
Stranger: THOSE DAMN CYBERS
You: what is a cyber/? are they hot?
Stranger: NEIGHBORHOOD'S GONE TO SHIT SINCE THEY MOVED IN
Stranger: GRADIUSICALLY SO
You: i live next to angry black men in north philly someday ill get raped in the crack meadow cant wait!
Stranger: PHILLY SUCKS
Stranger: MOVE TO A REAL TOWN
Stranger: SERIOUSLY IT ISN'T EVEN A CITY THAT'S HOW MUCH IT SUCKS
You: I CANT CAUSE PHILLLYS WHERE MY HOMEDADDIES/MOTHERS/ ARE AND IT IS A CITY ONCE GEARGE BUSH SAID IT WAS!
Stranger: PHILLY CHEECORONARY HEART DISEASE TACOSTEAK
You: it is a city it is dont even say that
Stranger: GEARGE BUSH IS ALMOST AS GOOD AS SARAH PALIN
Stranger: I VOTED FOR SARAH PALIN LAST YEAR DID YOU
You: I BET U LIVE IN MEXICO WITH THE PORKFUCKS AND GUINOS!
You: NO I VOTED FOR MY ASS!
Stranger: SARAH PALALAN 2012
Stranger: NO WRITE-INS YOU FUCK
You: SARAHBLE PALSEY'S MORE LIKE IT
Stranger: SARAH PALAHNIUK
Stranger: BRITAIN AND AMERICA WERE THE SAME COUNTRY ALL ALONG
Stranger: WHOOPS SPOILER
You: SARCUNT PALDICK WILL ASSASINATE OBAMSHIT HES THE ANTICRHIST
You: STOP U JUST RUINED THE ENDING
You: U FUCK
Stranger: FECK YEAH SHE WILL
Stranger: DON'TCHA KNOW
Stranger: REDNECK HELICOPTER ARMY
Stranger: SHONUFF
You: YO OBAMA IS GOING TO KILL US OFF DONT U KNO HES BLACK BUT HE ACTS WHITE IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE
You: HES UP TO SOMETHING
Stranger: PROTIP
Stranger: LOOK AT HIS HAIR
Stranger: THE REAL OBAMA IS COMING THROUGH AT THE TEMPLES
You: YEA ITS NIGGER HAIR BUT HE STYLES IT LIKE A WHITE WOMAN
Stranger: NO WAY
You: THE REAL OBAMA IS A DIRTY GOAT
Stranger: IT'S TURNING WHIIIITE
Stranger: GOAT GOAT GOAT
You: OHNO SOON HELL TURN INTO WHITE MAN
You: THE WHITE MAN RAPE AND PILLAGE THE WORLD SO THAT MEANS TAHT OBAMA WILL KILL US ALL IFHE IS WHITE!
Stranger: HOW MANY GOATS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP
You: SLAYER!!!
Stranger: I DON'T KNOW I WAS TOO BUSY HAVING SEX WITH THE GOATS
Stranger: THE ENGLISH DO LOVE THEIR MORNING GOAT
You: OH YEA WELL UR COMPUTER JUST MOANED FROM MY HOT DICK
Stranger: ALTHOUGH SHEEP ARE PREFERABLE
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: DO WOMEN IN PHILLY HAVE DICKS
Stranger: WAIT NEVER MIND
Stranger: IT'S PHILLY
Stranger: OF COURSE THEY DO
Stranger: SILLY ME
You: SHUT UP YOU MEXICAN DICK! I BET U LIVE IN KURD. THATS WHERE ALL TEH DUMBFUCK BEST BUY EMPLOYEES ARE -- HEY FIX MY COMPUTER ITS BROKE!
You: OH TOO BAD I BET UR ONLY THE GUY TAHT SITS AT THE COUNTER AND SAYS HELLO TO EVERY FUCKER THAT WALKS IN THE DOOR
Stranger: I'M NO GEEK SQUIDDICK
Stranger: THAT GUY'S WATCHING YOU TO MAKE SURE YOU DON'T STEAL SHIT
You: I BET U JUST CLEAN UP THE GEEK SQUAD'S SHIT
Stranger: HE KNOWS
Stranger: HE SEES EVERYTHING YOU DO
You: OH SORRY I GUESS HE IS A HELPFUL MEMBER OF SOCIETY THEN
Stranger: GOD HOW DUMB ARE YOU
Stranger: LOL HURR DURR HE JUST SAYS THE HELLO
Stranger: WITH HIS SCREENS AND SCREENS OF THE STORE
Stranger: WATCHING, ALWAYS WAITING
Stranger: ONLY TO STRIKE
You: YEAH HES JUST FRIENDLY AND HE HAS NO FRIENDS LIKE U THATS WHY HE SAYS HELLO TO EVERYBODY BUT GUESS WHAT NO ONE SAYS HI BACK!!!
You: if he strike ME ILL RAPE HIS ASS!
Stranger: WHEN HE SEES YOU STUFFING GIFT CARDS UP YOUR FILTHY VAGINAPENIS
Stranger: WHICH AREN'T EVEN ACTIVATED
Stranger: YOU STUPID DICK
You: DO U WANT TO SEE MY PICTURE IM NOT
You: I MEAN IM HOT
Stranger: GO CLIMB A WALL OF DICKS
Stranger: ALSO NICE FREUDIAN SLIP
You: GO EAT MY WALL OF CUM YOU INTELLECTUAL FUCK
Stranger: WE BOTH KNOW THE TRUTH
You: OH BOY U USED A MANS NAME THAT IS IN A BOOK SOMEWHERE
Stranger: HAHA CUM IS A LIQUID YOU VAPID CUNT
You: UR SMART I RESPECT YOU
You: VAPID IS NOT A WORD I BELEIVE U MEAN VAPOR
You: YOU DUMB DICK
Stranger: HAHA LOOK HOW DUMB YOU ARE
You: NO I MNOT IM HOT
Stranger: HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN COCKSLAPPED FOR BEING DUM
You: REALLY HOT UIN RELAL LIFE I AM
Stranger: LAFFO!
Stranger: HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN COCKSLAPPED FOR LYING ABOUT THAT
You: WELL ONLY WHEN I GO BY THE CORNER STORE ON MY BLOCK THE HOODDADDY ALWAYS SLAPS ME BUT THATS ONLY BECASE ITS PROTOCOL!
You: SO TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION ZERO!
Stranger: HONESTLY I BET YOU GET COCKSLAPPED A LOT FOR BEING DUMB, A WHORE, AND A CUNT
Stranger: ALSO COCKS
You: IM A FINE ASS BITCH! I LOOK LIKE A WHITE PAM GRIER BUT U NEVER KNOW CAUSE ALL U HAVE IS COMPUTER!
Stranger: WHAT ARE YOU BLACK OR SOMETHING
Stranger: OK COMPUTER
You: FUCK THAT MUSIC AND UR GAY MUSIC
Stranger: NO UR GAY
Stranger: I BET YOU LIKE TOOL OR SOME SHIT
You: U BETTER COOK UR COMPUTER BREAKFAST IN BED ELSE ITTL LEAVE YOU
You: NO I LIKE SLAYER AND TORSOFUCK
Stranger: FUCK THAT SHIT I KEEP IT ALIVE
You: WHATDO YOU LISTEN TO, MARTHA STEWERT?
Stranger: HAHA RIGHT
Stranger: YOU LISTEN TO DANIEL BLUNT AND CRY TO EVERY WORD
You: I BET ALL U LISTEN TO IS BERT AND ERNIE'S GREATEST LOVE SONGS OF ALL TIME~!
Stranger: YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL IT'S NOT TRUE
You: THAT CD CAME OUT IN LIKE 96 U LAMO!
Stranger: RUBBER DUCKIE IS A LOVE SONG
You: UD KNOW!
Stranger: BERT AND ERNIE LOVE TO FUCK RUBBER
Stranger: IN RUBBER
Stranger: ALSO ANIMALS
Stranger: THAT WAS A SICK SHOW I DON'T KNOW HOW I WATCHED IT GROWING UP
You: ALSO WHEN JARED BLUNT SINGS THAT SONG YES I CRY OFCOURSE I DO ITS A GOOD SONG UR JUST A FAGGOT U CRY TO IT DONT LIKE U FAGGOT
Stranger: LIKE A FAGGOT TOUCHED FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME
Stranger: GOD WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF FAGGOT
Stranger: FUCK
You: WELL I BET U NEVER GOT TOUCHED FOR THE FIREST TIME! AS OPPOSED TO ME WHO GOT TOUCHED SINCE I WAS 3
Stranger: GO EAT SOME FUCKING SUBWAY
You: NO I BELEIVE UR THE FAGGOT. GO FUCK UR GAY COMPUTER
You: GUESS WHAT UR COMPUTERS GAY
You: FOR YOU
Stranger: YOU COCKSLAPPED WORN OUT WHORE
You: AND HE WANTS UR DICK BUT OOPS TOO BAD HES MOANING FROM MINED
Stranger: AT LEAST I'M NOT GAY FOR SPIDERMAN LIKE YOU ARE BITCH
Stranger: I DATA MINE WHAT OF IT
Stranger: ALSO MINESWEEPER
You: HW CAN I BE GAY FOR SPIDERMAN IF I AM BITCH ?!?! DONT U KNOW WHAT GAY MEANS
You: GOD UR DUMN
Stranger: YOU AIN'T NO BITCH YOU SOME GAY DUDE FAPPIN TO THIS
Stranger: DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT INNANETS IS
You: I BET ITS GAY
Stranger: TOO LATE IT'S ALREADY GAY
Stranger: YOU MISSED THE PROMPT
Stranger: CONGRATULATIONS YOU
You: FUCK
Stranger: HAVE
Stranger: CAUGHT
Stranger: THE
Stranger: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
You: SORRY I DONT THINK SO
You: IF I DID U MUST HAVE GIVINE IT TO ME
Stranger: YES YOU HAVE IT'S CONTAGIOUS YOU SEE
You: OR UR GAY COMPUTER BECUASE IVE BEEN RIDIN HIS SWEET ASS ALLLLLLLLLLLLL NIGHT
Stranger: THAT'S JUST LIKE A MAN
Stranger: YOU FUCKING SEXIST
You: why cant u be friends with me?
Stranger: WHO SAID IT WAS A MAN
Stranger: OH HO HO GOING TO THE LOWER CASE TO TRY TO GET TO ME HUH
You: i like you you talked to me all night
Stranger: IF YOU THINK THAT'S GONNA WORK YOU WRONG
Stranger: YOU SO WRONG
You: you and your gay computer we should just get along
Stranger: oh, I can do this, to.
Stranger: *too
Stranger: the caps lock is off now, shit just got real.
You: and our computer should not hate each other they should instead have love sex
You: i know shit just got real i feel the cold air and the peircing silence
Stranger: baby our computers are already having datasex
Stranger: exchanging information like a snowballing session
You: u are right! they are, through the interchange of our retarded things that we say
Stranger: ha, you must not be in philly. cold air my ass, it's the middle of june.
Stranger: you some kind of norsefag
Stranger: or a fucking canadian
Stranger: red wings suck ass
You: i am in THE UNITED STATES OF AMER
You: i bet u are just in KURD
Stranger: Don't you fucking lie to me.
You: oh i like it
You: i like the tone.
You: its good.
Stranger: I bet you do, you dirty bitch.
You: i sure do.
You: i am also covered in much filth.
Stranger: then get off the internet and take a goddamn shower. you've probably already stained your seat forever with the retch-inducing stench of your unwashed genitals.
Stranger: have you been poopsocking omegle, or what?
Stranger: ugh.
Stranger: i can smell you over the internet.



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