recent successes......... successessssssssssssssssssss.........sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..susuusucccccccccccccccc
more like - SUCKsesses!!!!! LOLOL
jk. though thsi is one facet of my mindpoint right now ...... in LUIE of my recent successes....
doesnt everyone want to be the successful?? "I just want to be, i just want to be, succesful" - some hood rapper dude ... Well, ... I TELL YAEH........ I SURE DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
looking past this xanga, i've realized the many idols i have collected, switching as they do, betwen each other. Some famous icon. I woudl thus compare myself to this icon, and get , as one entry says, "SEXUAL GRATIFICATION IN THE FORM OF UNPLANNEd SIMMILARITIES"
NOw, it seems..... I AM an icon~! .... i AM the one i compare myself too. I mean, lately, whos picture has appeard on this SHITOFASITE but my own. well.... i feel since i have not emptiedmy mind in the form of writing inyears, I feel i must write about the scelebration ----- OF MY RECENT SUCCESSSES
you;ll see here that the girl pulled up is some blonde girl. i say, is that deserving of my iconoclasting? Imn my head, i say, ....."NAY!" No, i say "Why the fuck m i iconoclastin over this bitch?" perhaps its becuase i usually only obsessed with males becuase duh, i am straight female. .......tho we'll see what theis recent fame lends it s hand in doing.... now ssee, doesnt fame corrupt ur sexuality?? You can get anyone, anyone. Now for the femaile this is usually an insignificant quality. I dont nkow, it just seems like they'res nothni would be so enjoyable as a man's fame, cuz he gets to fuck all the bitches. If i was a man and i got famous, i'd be like--------------fuckin all da bitches
why r there people screamin outside my window all the timE? END IM ALL WAYS LIKE, WHY R THESE PEOPLE SCREAMIN WTFUFUCKCKCK im like, "THE HOODS DESCENDING INTO CHAOS" well see, i keep hearin more and more ambulences and police outside my window. they always be goin down, shootin down the roads. to hoods far beyiond.
As i write this, first i listened to SUICIDAL RAP ORGY. then i listened to my mutilated sound, which features mutilated clips of me naand PRESTON AND STEVE and clips of MC BUSHPIG. WOOWOWOWOOWOWOWOOWOW mentioning names makes u more famous cuz u mentioned them and then when they or someone else googles them they will all come together>>>------ ON THSI FVER Y WEBSIDE!!?!?!?!?!?!? WEBSITE!?!?!?!?!??!
'ALFREDALF ALFRED ALF ALFRED ALF ALFRED ALF ALFRED ALF"
its a good mutilated audio. i havent made one in a while!!! BUT i thought -- QUITE SOME TIEMES R HAPPENINE FOR ME -- what with my Recent Successes and wut not ---that i must record it. if only for my future self. For, though i cannot feel it now, as how nostolgia is when i become that future self i shall feel what this SUCCCESSFULL time periond truly was, and yearn for it. OOHHH< CRUEL FEUTURE, WHY MUST INEVER HAVE YOU UNTIL U AR GONNNE??
at the time o my interview , "in ridley township mcDADE boulivard at 4:20" as well as other streets "AT 4:20" ------ COICNCIDENCE!?!?!?!?
that the lady was saying before i came on.
"And the pistachio gig was just a segway into my real life show, and the real life show was just a segway into my cartoons."
they played that shit twice.
"are you working it facially? u knwow rec a you know, movements? Visually? Movements and eeverything?"
ME: "All of the above."
Them: "All of the above!"
well see, i can only be as great a famous person as i beleiv ethe people deserve. or as what i would want to iconoclize myself. Im workin on it! IF the universe destined me to be famous, then so be it. So be i must make myself the most beloved famous person there is. Because the people deserve better. So many things r iconoclasts, and then they just dissapoint!!! Always they will dissapoint int one way or another. And so i konow i always wil dissapoint. And becasue of that , i know i will be even more beloved in the way i dissapoint people, because as I love the flaws of life, so I love the flaws of man. THE DECREPEDER THE BETTR IS AS I ALWAYYS SAYY!! ;D ;D ;D;D
... BWECAUSE IM JUST THAT MUCH OF A LITTLE ARESHOLE!!?!!!?!?
constantly, am constantly working on humours. in both the context of my cartoons and in real life where its not recorded and its just the simple unrecorded monotony of real unrecorded real life. ANd nothing matters.
I've learned something> I am only valid if im on the internet
the internet, if i didnt or wasnt known on the internet, i would not be valid.
Tho i never spoke of fame, did I when i was a young lass? OF ALL THE LONG AGO DISTRUBING ENTRIES --- why , i was a lil fucked up lil lass!! how naive and yet daemonic! How unknown to the horrors of life yet so engulfed in them! INMNDEDD! INDeed. did not notice that so much as now.
always i need MORE MOREMORMEORMEOMREOMROEMROERMOEMROEMROEMORMEOMROEMROEMROEMROREM i am never goood enough. HFFFFFFFFF
And so, that core will keep me humble, no matter how great i get, becasue I will always crave more fame and more power, and no mater what i wil never be good enough. SO i will always remain the same.
--- but here'es the secret ----
"I AM ALWAYS GOOD ENOUGH!!!" ----- and even when i dissapoint! ;D;;D;D:D:;D;DD: cuz you know folks, i can be a l il' arsehole. *lil' arsehole face* !@!! ;D ;D D: !! ;D
shitty shitty-but that's the speciality. or am i just saying that because i lvoe EM CEE BUSHPIG!?!?!!?!? the obsession to which has grown from this piggery has been----well it certainly is great. sometimes i find it innane -- WHY BE SO OBSESSED!?!?!? WHYYYY --- because, they are just humans, (and pIGS HOHOHOHOHOHOH!) .. and.... BUT that's why theire the best!! CUz humans!!!!
Ahh, i was so good back then. back in my youth -- oh wait i still am young -- i mean back when i was jailbait schoolgirl~! How clever, how hilarious, how decrepedly pathetic yet triumphant in that was all i could do. ahh, i'd give myself a high five. THERR YA GOOO.
would the old self have predicted this success right now??
ambulence goes by
i would not have guessed in a million years that BASEBALL would have been my claim to faim. ......atleast at such a young and spritely age.
yehyehyeh good n spritely
See, it's really good to see urself as an objective human. then you can want to fuck yourself! And let me tell u , nothin so satisfyin, and yet so unsatisfyin, as wantin to fuck yosefl. Narcissism. You knw,, we all really need a good narcissist. Too many people hate themselves these days ! Im sick o da humble, even though thats wht all that old guy ZWEIG said in that book and he said "WHY ALL THE BEST POETS WERE TOO HUMBLE, OHHOHOH, BACK IN THE ROMANTIC YOUTHFUL DAYS OF PARIS OHHOHOHOHOHOH!!! THEY WERE TOO KIND, AND TOO HUMBLE!!!! ADN THEY WERE JUST SO LIKE, ..SHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
i say, now the opposite has happened.
what with tyler the creator, earl, and wacka flock, m c pigg and the lot, poets are more brash than ever!!! So exhonerante they, so proudly rudimentary, so distructively brash!!!! FOHOHOHOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO nd the guy in the book was like, wuz like, "I luv artizzzzzzzzzzts nuthin lyek meetin ur favorite fellow artistiss" nd i wasuz all lyke, "yeh me too me too loike if i met tyler id shit my pnats. so wonderful to meet an artist who has the same kind of work as you!! who has the same sort of -- drive?!?! who has the same sort of inferiority complex of NUTHIN EvER GOOD ENOUGH, and thus they become powerhungry!?!?""
well, i guess, im sorry old ZWEIG, i gues i got the powerhungry. the hungry hungry. and im hungry for some pork. Oh, if only to meat the porky!! the porky pig!! of the bush! we nd the other artists of the crew would be soooo hpappyy, brainfucking each other!!! ------- and some other kinds too ;D:D:D:D:D:D:
for yepyep, the one of em, she's a relalallll pretyty one shesure is heheheh eheheheheheh - - this is what id be sayin if i was a guy.
But then againn, why not just become a guy!?!?
Why not just compile an alfred suit, completel with dog cock!! *you can buy custmo dog cock dildos online;D ;D;D
then ... nd then...id be ol' alfred nd say.. 'come here nd sit on my lap yeh pretty slut"
and seeming ly with the rising fame, and taht of the internet's power,s , which is directyly suppporting teh rising fame, Nwo we can finally perhaps meet these people, nd we CAN fuck da bitches, and not just random bitches folks folks bitches that you've dreamed about in your dreams!!! __-- nd they r not so far off iconoclasts anyway. they r........
rite in ur own backyard....
THE WORKING CLASS HEROOO IS SOMETHIN TO BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHEN U GO TO THE STORE AND ALL tHE PEPOPEL SEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(IMA BE ON TEH SIGNS;D)
why not get a hilarious ammount of publicity, especially when it is this easy!!!????
ahhh, to have recorded my conversations of 4chan.....
i miiss u.....brudda
oh wait im there every daya
but if only i could have copeied and pasted them here~~!!!
About how i invaded an ausfag's questioning of the recent OCCUPY WALLSTREET ???
i said, "hey its me m.c. bushpig i want to go out back to the baraby!?!?!?!?" and something of those sorts, and i posted the picture of Butchesrs haerem.
and then, i posted the wank of death cd and he wuz like, "okay yea, thats how every ausfag talks, thansk for expressing ur self...douchebag"
nd i was like
THIS IS NOW A PIG COCK THREAD!!!!!!!!
AND I STARTED POSTING PIG COCK PIG COCK EVENTUALLY HE JUST LEFT HE HAD ENOUGH OF THE PIG COCK NO ONE ANSWERED HIS WUESITON!!!!!!!!!!
ah, how i've always been trowlling. and now i've torlled the Philadelphia Inquireer. For to call onesself a troll, makes any act you do that is successfully trollfol trollism. For u could say, 'she's just this bitch on the top of the inquirer' and i wold say, 'no, folks, my plan was to troll the inquirer, or some sort of large muloti-known media source. thus i've already 'trolled' G4, the phillies baseball game footage, and now the Inquirer. And so that little pic of me up over the title, me lurkin up there, sellin them nuts ....... that's trollin."
And yet, how humble is this fantastic pig - why he covers himself in shitt and gizzum dalily!!!!!!!! one of the most human things to do, the lowliest of the excrements. And he is always liek,e "IM a peice of shit." but hes also like, "im ur master bow down before ur lord slut" and iom all like
piiiiiiiiiig cock u gotta pig cock uu gotta big pig cock.. put it in the pig when u put it in ur pig.......
piggggggg cock . u gotta pig cock, puttit in the pig when u put int in , pig it in the head when u pig it in the sink!!!!!
I WAS ON THE RADIO
I WAS ON TEH RADIE
I WAS ON THE RADIOOOOOOOO
I DID IT
I WAS ON PRESTON AND STEVE
Ambulatnce rools by........
---anwyway that was from my mutilated audio
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool "CREAMER" like in the interview the guy was like, "CREAMER" in the back ground .like 'creamer!" Cremaer i said "jimmy didnt them kids make fun of your name ur whole life?!?!!?" He said "not till 11th grade" i said "YOU MUSTIFVE HAD A STUPID SCHIOOOLTHEM KIDS IS SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
anway, so the moralll of this story is, i feel i have not been successful.
AND HAVE AT THE SAME TIME!>!!?!?!??!!!?!?? ;D ;D D:
but what i must remember, is i'm the king. right now. no matter how rigch i get. no matrer how many bithces. i am the choolest. money ont dont determines anyting. like im king rightn now. i am, the shit.
but i could be more of the shit.
so i shall sculpt my self to fit the demands of the Modern Human. )exxcept not really cuz i dont give a fukk
CKKLICKKK HERE TO SEE TYLER GET FUCKED IN TEH DOG BY IN THE ASS CLICK HERE TO SEE TYELR GET FUCKED IN TEH ALSSS!!!
.. and let me tell ya -- PRESTON NAND STEVE WANT ME BCACK ON HOOBVOY HOOBOYOHOOBOY
TE WORKIN CLASS HER OOOO IS SOMETHIN TO BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ta /b/ /b/b/b/b/b/b/b/b/b/b/b/b/b/
yes, it sure is. oh to /b/ me.
and yet - -- and yet ---- THE SPASMS OF UNSTATISFACTORINESS STRAININNGNNGGGGGGGGGGGG
ah its gone
donw rorry, wrory, that's jut the void of life! The mroe u feel it the better.fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
here's another quote from me, on fame:Michael Keaton
i have someone yellin at me the whole time nd also a little guy that's tryin to appeal to the yeller
but ive ben integrating them fairly well
u know, the sadist is always like MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE im never goo denough no art i do is good enough nothing is good enough
so i become powerhungry and starved.
that's how u get dictators, the insatiable people