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OH< the happy people. Oh, ter are many. for they are all out there. somewhere.

So let me tell you what i do. well, you see, i've been havig an alright time. there is much boredom, but when that happens, i talk like the dethkloks, in all their different voices. then i record myself doing it and put multi layers on so it is just a whole big mess of me talking like pickles, going "how ya doin!" and "he-hey!"

well though, it's alone though.

i like though if people would happen to walk by the dorm and hear my STUPID ACTIVITIES. then, sometimes they see me wehn i go to the bathroom. my EYES ARE WIDE FROM BOREDOM AND COMPENSATIONAL TALKING LIKE DETHKLOKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well, see, so ive just been rather obsessed with this show. yes, i suppose i have. and all things relating to it. well you see its what happens. no, it is rather depressing if someone was obsessed with the show LOST BECAUSE IT IS SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHTI SHTI I HATE IT WHAT
TGH IT IS THE MOST DEPRESSING THING EVER TO HEAR SOMEONE SAY THAT THEY WATCHED EPISODES OF LOST ITS SO DEPRESSING.

well, thats my first distraughtnemt. for watching my show i would consider it GOOD! because i lofes it! But if i hear someone say they watched lost, it would be the most depressing thing in the world. so my activity for some , could be the most depressing thing in the world. which is sad.

LOST IST HE STALEST PEICE OF SHIT IN THE WORLD AND PEOPLE WHO WATCH HOUSE AND LOST AND DESPEREATE HOUSEWIVES AND GRAYSANATOMY AND LOST AND WHO ARE OBSESSE DWITH THEM

WELL IT MAKES ME WANT TO KILL MYSELF BECAUSE IT IS THE MOST DEPRESSING CONCEPT IN THE ENTIRE WORLD>

second distraughtment, is  . . . .. the fangirls. the fangirls of metalocalypse, there are many of them. it is distressing because they go to the extremes with sick fangirl slash art of toki and skwisgaar fucking. I says to myself, "i cannot take that. it is too much for me." So i prefer not to view it.

however, the concept of metalocalypse-obsessed fangirls is all too much of a very interesting and distressing topic. so i would investigate the pictures, while feeling ashamed and odd, to delve into the idea of fangirldom. It is distressing that it goes so extreme, because they are more extreme than I am. And for some reason, that means I mean nothing. I do not know why, but that is the case in my head.

Theyre are so many of them! It is rather joyous becasue it is a gay joyous gay happy squealish obsession over something that should never be thought of that way. and i can participat ein the joyous squealish obsession as well!

but it is extremely sad as well,

well,

because of an excerpt i will paste here in a little bit.. i foudn this i n the diary of a fangirl that i happened to come across.

it seems like the happiest, most personal thing, involving true personal love for the show and a knowledge of all the little details of it.

and, even sadder, it is a happy personal thing shared with other human beings.

in a regular old, college dorm.

it is the most wonderous of things, and i say to mywelf, "oh, how i feel as if i am missing out."

it is like when you look into a window, cold and shitty in the winter, and watch folks have a fantasstic christmas dinner. this is what the following excerpt does to me.

oh, how joyous it is. i am very sad.

WELL HERE YOU GO:

"I have turned full fangirl of Metalocalypse. I have as of a few hours ago, started my VERY FIRST Metalocalypse fanfic. *shakes a fist at roommate* damn you for turning me towards yet another thing that I love to fangirl/fap about. I will threaten you with a trip to the moon, as I always do, in reference to that one sitcom that I can never remember the name of. It'll happen the second I get back to IV. I will walk up to you and say, "Do you wanna go to tha moon, Kori? Do ya wanna go to tha moon?!" And then I'll shake my Fist at  you. And then we will quote Toki and Skwisgaar endlessly until your boyfriend that I hate shows up and then we'll add Murderface to the mix. Then if Lauren comes over, we'll add her as Nathan... even though she can't really do any impressions of any of the characters yet. Then all of us will switch in and out of Pickles for awhile until we all fall onto the floor laughing in a heap (figuratively) and decide to try and decode Toki vs Skwisgaar differences beyond these following observations: Toki just has a weird phrasing method, whereas Skwisgaar just can't formulate a proper sentence."

She has a roomate that likes metalocalypse, and they can like it . and the roommate has a boyfriend that likes metalocalypse. and they all just laugh and sing and la, all revolving around the wonderous show of metalocalypse. It's so very personal. why, even when the girl hates her roommates boyfriend, they all laugh and sing and la about metalocalypse, even if there is pissed-off feelings towards one another and the situation. And there are so many minute details that they know so much about, and have integrated into their daily lives. and then there's some other person who's seenthe show but not that much yet would still participate in the laughing and singing and la of metalocalypse. OH why does this make me feel so very empty insides?

(oh and i know that it is not because of the fact that it is involving multiple people and I am lonely, because if i saw the blog of a young girl like myself doing the same fangirl obsessionisms of metalocalypse, it would make me feel very yearning and empty as well. perhaps even more so.)

OH, HAPPY PEOPLE. EVEn if their lives are not happy, they can still be happy over metalocalypse. and even if they have a whole multitude of little problematic details and problematic relationships in their little daily lives, they still can get happy and la and sing about metalocalypse. for no reason at all than it happened to be on the television, and now they like it very much. and they talk to their boyfriends, and cuddle with their boyfriends, and perhaps quote metalocalypse and watch it ontv together perhaps. And metalocalypse is just another subtle detail in their lives for some, and a driving force that coats everything for others. Though whether people consider it just another little show that they love, or whether they consider it the thing that makes them get up in the morning ...- they still probably love it just the same ---...... Some people just happen to obsess. OH I"M GONNA GET SEASON ONE FOR CHRISTMAS!!! IF ITS NOT SOLD OUT OH I HOPE ITS NOT.

it is all very beautiful and wonderous, and also extremely sad and depressing and makes my life seem very pointless.

Well look , i found another. now i hate chibis and that BULLSHIT STHI but i like the idea behind it. Look what this person does. again, it is beautiful and depressing. ::

"I drew my first Chibi Toki while watching Metacolypse,...and quotting everything at the right time,....i love the fix."

now if you did that to lost, i'd say, "HOW STALE JEESUS KILL YOURSELF NOW I THINK I WILL THIS MAKE SME NOT WANT TO LIVE ON THIS EARTH AGAIN" but to metalocalypse i say, 'that sounds utterly fantastic BUT IM SAD BECAUSE I ENVY YOUR ENTHUSIASM.' .............................................................yeh earlier tonight i masturbated with a dildo (said in skwisgaar accent) that i bought for about 35 minutes while watching the same metalocalypse youtube mix of clips over and over again alone in my college dorm and not particularly masturbating TO them but just watching them as I did it in my computer chair and then i came when pickles said "ITS CALLED A GROCERY STORE YADOUCHEBAGS!" and another time when murderface was saying something.

HEY! that makes me feel better. because that there, is something i would envy someone else doing. that is a fantastic personal metalocalypse story right there, and if i saw that on the internet posted by some other fangirl, i would become depressed and empty because i would envy their enthusiasm. SO GOOD!

Boy , the shit here on the internet srue washed off the shores of that

Well,. like im sayin, there was a shole bunch of stupid shit here on the net, and they involved. . . . . . . . . .METALOCAYLYPPSPPSPSPPEEPPEEPEPEPEPEPEEEEEEEEEEEeE

And then that ending, scenario, occured in the distance. And no one ever was aware of what they were, as in that moviement you see....

And good evening, folks.

 Welcome to emily's Sack a shit now, we gon say here now. Meta fucking localypse. 'metalyhching locholipse i love that show.

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Dethklok's best song!

 i've been wanting to get drunk and watch metalocalypse on my computer. so i did. i went on a fourty-run by myself  a bum got it for me, becasue I got carded MOTHERFUC.then i went onanotherfourty run. and got another.

but see, i'm just bad at downing alchohol. it really sucks. becuase, i wanted to be just like pickles and be an alchoholic. i just wanted to rot in a corner in a drunken stupor like mister pickles does!

Poor mister pickles, he has a problem!!!

and now poor toki has a problem~!!! YWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! I love that he has an alchohol problem and -- even bette r -- IT IS DUE TO ABUSE!! OH JOY!!!!!!I could only drink it slowly or else i would get nauseated and when i tried to drink ti fast I'd just throw up.

oh well. i guess i cannot be an alchoholic like pickles. BUT I JUST WANT TO BE AN ALCHOHOLIC LIKE PICKLES, AND AN ALCHOHOLIC LIKE TOKI!!! I WANTED TO ALSO BE A BLACKOUT BIDDIE!i

I just want the lowest of the low, and i want to rot. I also want to rot on cocaine withdrawal. it would be THE BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but alas, i drank it too slow and did not get very drunk. But i still atleast watched my good show, on comp and TV, and it was THE BALSL!!!!!!!!!! pickles put his dick in his mouth. i like to think about it, it is sexy.

so the other day i watched metalacolaypse, and i saw that pickle had a problem with drugs, so i wanted to as well. i was so adgitated and sexually frustrated because of pickles, that i did not know how to express it! I paced back and forth after watching the show which sent up up, U{P! UP LIKE METH!! however, i did not know what to properly do with  my energy and love of pickles and love of pickles' drug problem and love of pickles' alchoholicness and the way drunken people rot in corners and melt into the hole of themselves and how cocaine addicts look all coked up with their unfocused worn out eyes.

I DID NOT KNOW WHAT TO PROPERLY DO!! so all i could do in order to release my frantic joy, was to stumble around campus singing the dr roxxo song and acting drunk and cocained. i did it for a while, and then to keep with my fantastic aura and to express it more, i smoked a ciggarette. I smoked it shakily and drowsily and nastily, just like a real live cokeman!! I imagine pickles smokes ciggarettes so sexily and coked-up as i did. then i told the other people on the bench that i had just done coke.

mmmm. coke withdrawal.

OH, MEATWAD'S SOLO! OH HOW GLORIOUS AND BEAUTIFUL, I LOOK UP AT THE SKY AT NIGHT IN THE COLD AIR, ALONE AND STRAINED, AND FEEL THE BEAUTY AS I LONG FOR PICKLES AND THE FEEL OF COKE-WITHDRAWAL AND SLUMPED ALCHOHOLISM AND PLAY THE GLORIOUSNESS IN MY HEAD!
ALSO I PLAY THIS FANTASTIC SONG IN MY HEAD OF PIECLLKKKELSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

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	(50.454544% positive) Skwisgaar: [to stage hand] Okay, let me explains again, in prefectly clear Anglish, I wants, flys in, on, a dragons, okay? How many times I gots to tell this peoples?! Stage Hand: I know, there isn't a dragon. Skwisgaar: I know dats what I'm telling you! Stage Hand: But that's what I'm telling you. Skwisgaar: So go get one! What are you doing here?! Go! Go get one tired0frunning
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	(50.0% positive) Why does fans get their own day, but nots me? There is no Skwisgaar Day. thisisdildoes
	(50.0% positive) slash, dreams, metalocalypse So I had the most awesome dream last night. I don't remember much about it, but Skwisgaar and Toki were having sex.  face-smasher
	(57.14286% positive) drums, 010, skwisgaar, brutal, pickles [Sound of drums being played loudly and proudly] Skwisgaar, I gaht 'em back, Dood. yadouchebag
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WHAT THE FUCKS WAS THATS SONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

OH THE HORNIES I GET FROM THE CHARACTERS IN THAT SHOW! OH THE HRONIES!!!

OH WhAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BUT ITS OVER FOR NOW, NO MORE!! I CRY.

BUT, BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTT

MAYBE I STAY UP ALL NIGHT AND WATCH THE NEXT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I ANT GOT NO CLASS NO MORE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

WHAT THE FUCKS WAS THATS SONNNN

WHAT THE FUCKS WAS THATS SONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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im stupid

ITUTUUTUTUT

STUPIDIDIDIDIDIDI
COOLLEGGE!!
COLLEGE!

so , letmee tell you. college is all, for me:

SEX DRUGS, AND, ROCK AND, ROLL!

all day i rock, then do coke, then sex!

just kidding. its not.

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SEXS

sEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

SEX
SEXXXXXXXX
ABD

A
I HAVE SEX
WITH TOKI

justkidding LAWWLLSSZZ!!!

no but really

i had sex with skwisgaar

LAAAAAAAAAWLLS NOT REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!

yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

hahahh!

lol!!

LAWLLZZZ PICKLES PUT {I HIS OWN PENIS IN MOUT!HH!H!HH!H!

it sounded cool. over a million days and ladies died. that's why i used murdernobs this is really gonna happen organization its all about im psychoed were wready lets get in there and do it psychoed ready organized i got my songs ready its all about organizationwef

WELVE BEEN HERE WELVING FOR FIVE WELVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

COME OEN!! LOUDER!!!!!!! WELVE!!!!!!!!!

i wish i could welvd.

you kow i welve the otherday, is goooL!!!

PLANNET POSS!!!
PISS PIDD!
PISS POD!

pictch piss and your call options start the wo

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFF
actually you know what, i did  well i hav rotted in the corner drunk very drunk a few good times just so. i did i did!

I REALLY DID IT!!

its so cool!!! GOOOL!!

i feel just like alchoholic drug picles! HES THE BEST! THEN I WAS LIKE HIM!

cause i just like, woke up and i was sitting in front of my mirrror agaisnt the wall, drunk as fuck, fweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee was i. it was BALLS! i wish that i could be like that agian. SWISGAAR SEXY!!! well you see, then i just watched myself gag every once in a while. pass out again, wake up and gaga bit, look at myself, SWISGAAR SEXY!! then i went and finally i went myself to bed.

letmme telll ya, i've had my share of fun fun drunken pickle-ness! murderfacekindasexy see i've gagged n gagged!! i've rotted into the core of myself many times, slowly slunching

further

and further

and further

and further

down. the drink poisions me. AH HAHHHHAHHHHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Planet Piss!!

I"M HAPPY ABUT THAT!!

but now, i just wish i could be aware of my stupor now that i'm i n love with pickles and his drug problems!!!!!!!!!1 because thend i'd be like, "WOW! IM JUST LIKE PICKESL! AND POOR ABSUED TOKI@! WOUD BE BALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL"

pLaNeT piISSSSSSSSSS!

hes so drunk and cute when hes drunK!! (pickles) because he talks all DUMB and his accent gets so sSTRONNNG!! YEEEE!!!

LIKE I SAID IN THE THING!
I SAID IN THE THING!
SAID IN THE SAID IN THE THING!
LIKE I SAID IN THE THING
I SAID IN THE THING!
LIKE I SAID IN THE SAID IN THE THING
SAID IN THE THING!
SAID IN THE SAID IN THE
SAID IN THE THING LIKE I
SAID IN THE THING!
SAI D INT THE THING!
LIKE I SSSSS

also, i beleive i got as low and rotty as possible: YO CHECK IT! if you did nt already hear my fantastic tale of low rottingness , here is what happened to me, despite my unnknown memories.

POBODY'S NERFECT!

they foud me, GET THIS YO CHECK IT LYIN THERE MANN, on mah STOMACH, just wearing a bra n pantss, covered in my own throw up, half-in the shower with it running!! IT WAS RUNNING!!! PROBABLY POURING ON MY NASTY PASSED OUT PALE FACE!! OH YEAH BABAH! AND THEY SAID I REEKED OF HOL!! FUCK YEAH!

CAN YOU BELEIVE IT!!
AINT THTAT JUST THE MMOST CLICHE LOW THING THAT EVER HAPPENED!!

if i was in the gutter as well, then it woud just be perfect

OOOOOOHHHHHH WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL

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POBODY"S PERFTECT!
BUT WHEN BOOBS DONT FIT IN THE HAND THATS COOL!!!

iM AWESME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i also enjoy this one black out biddie i know. as compared to I, who slumps back into her hole of waste from the hol, this one girl does the opposite and just goes out and screams and makes  afool of herself!! THEY ARE TWO VERY GOOD THIGNS@!!!!

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" i had a clown stick its hand down my pants. Thats what i did today"

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I woke up with a clowns hand in my pants... thats what I did today

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the titty fish song is awsum lmao a fish...tits a fish with tits a titty fish xD

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Muurderface: hey grandma is there olives in it! Old lady: in what? Murderface: lemon tart wrinkled tit. thats my favorite part of all time

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complain all you want it won't make your weeny any bigger you dilldoe licker!

IS ALL I HAVE!
IS ALL I HAVE !
ID ALL I HAVE
IS ALL I HAVE!

IS ALL I HAVE!IS ALL I HAVE!

IS ALL I HAVE!

IS ALL I HAVE!

IS ALL I HAVE!

IS ALL I HAVE!

IS ALL I HAVE!

IS ALL I HAVE!

IS ALL I HAVE!

IS ALL I HAVE!

IS ALL I HAVE!

IS ALL I HAVE!

IS ALL I HAVE!

I LOVE TO ROT!!!!

BUT I WILL ASSURE YOU- this longing to rot did not start with dethklok -

NO, remember when michael keaton did cocaine?!? I WAS OBSESSED WITH MICHAEL KEATON AND COCAINE!!

so thisi is old people, OLD

BUT IT HAS BEEN REKINDLED< SPECIFICALLY WITH ALCHOHOL: BY PICKLES.

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and this is the only way i can express myself. i cannot thing of any other way to give my frantic joy of him any meaning.

murderface hates himself! he thnks hes fat and no good!!

well anyway, like i said, if i dont rot in a drunken stupor like pickles, and play the clip of him in a drunken stupor simoltaneously, and look up sort of as i regain consciousness a bit more, and feel the lines around my eyes and go unfocused and look at myself and go oh fuck what thefuck did i do, this . . oh god. . ..what .. .. . . ..uhhh gghh. .. ... i think . .. . i think this is  . .. .its. .....uhghg......

WELL I FI DONT DO THAT THEN I FEEL I MIGHT IMPLODE BECAUSE I DO NOT KNWO WHAT TO DO WITH MY FRENZIED LIKE OF PICKELS AND OF METALOCALYPSE AND OF COCAINE AND OF THE SEX DRUGS AND ROCK AND ROLE AND I DO KNOT KNOW WHAT TO DO SO I MUST DO IT I MUST DO IT

or, i shall just speculate, udner the night sky, and sigh and think, 'oh, i wonder how pickles is. i wonder how pickles is' and keep it a wonderful fantasy.

because

thats a problem you want to have

I WANT TO LICK LICK LICK LICK YOU. FRO M BYOUR HEAD TO YOUR TOES.

this bear sure is good.

yes, but can you have sex with it?

no.

actially, you can. you see, once i had sex with it.

no. why did you do that.

'hey. this is no time for bear fucking.

THE NEXT DAY.

playing drums sure is fun. it's a good saturday activity. Do you know where i can find some entertainment though? Drums can get a bit boring!

well you can TRY POOPING!!!!!!!!!!

LOL!!!!!

THE NEXT DAY:

psychological problems

um, swisgaars, sometimes i haves a problems. sometimes i feel suicides. is that normal?

oh do not be sad, toki. I have suicides all the time.

but haves you ever done suicies before?

once, i had sex with two women at the same time.

HEYY!! WHATS ALL THIS!! IM POOPIMG!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL!!!!

Part three:

dependencies.

i have dependencies on drums!!

i haves dependencies, on, on bears.

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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wait a second, murderface. why do you do that so much? you really should stop. its unhealthy.

WhaT!? POOP?!

no, not poop. no i'm talking about your dependencies. you really should stop doing that.

hey. leave me alone. it's not a good thing.

HOLY SHIT!! I JUST PLAYED KORN BEATING ME DOWN BACKWARD AND SPED UP!! ITS THE COOLEST!!! you should try it somtime.

STEP FOUR:

LOVERS AND FRIENDS

pickles, can i talk to you>?

OH i SUPPOSE.

Well, EVERY Time I Poop,

IT COMES OUT GREEN!!!!!

well that really doesn't sound too good. maybe you should see the dentist.

fff f

THE DENTIST?!?! BUT WHAT DOES HE DO?!?!

hey, swissgaar, can you tell murderface, what a dentist is?

a dentist is a beautiful old woman that i put my penis in.

LOL!!!!!!

LOL!!!!!

WELL NOW I JUST DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!! I HAVE TO POOP AND I DONT WANNA BECAUSE ITS GREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Part five:

METAL

METAL METAL METAL METAL METAL METAL METAL METAL METAL

METAL METAL METAL BRUTAL METAL M E TAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

part six: TOKI'S SO CUUTTTEE!!!! <3

OMG HES JUST SO CUUUTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!

OMG HE HE HAS UNDERWATER FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG LOOK HES SAD ITS TOOOO CUUUTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE IS THE CUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEST!!! LIKE LOOK AT HIM IN HIS LITTLE SUIT AND HES FROWNING LIKE OMGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HES LIKE JUST SO CUTTT LIKE OMGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!

part 7: murderface isnt that good looking

he's not that good looking.

PART EIGHT!!!!:
SWISGAAR IN THE ASS, TOKI IN THE VAG, AND PICKLES IN THE MOUTH

  Swisgaar in the ass

Toki in the vag

Pickles in the mouth

Oh yeh.

part NINE:THIS!!!!!!!!

PART NINE::

THESE OCCURED UNDER A VIDEO OF NATHAN EXPLOSION SAYING PEICE OF PAPER FOR -- THREE MINUTES! WOW THREE!!

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haha i think he looks like a Nathan

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yo NATHAN I FUCKING KILL U

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I thought his first name was Dylan?

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Go fantasize about having sex with cartoon characters.

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ya know what????? I DONT.

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i do :]

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ok hope u have fun

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there isnt much to it. just FANFICTION WRITING!! yeah baby.

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ok lol

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Isn't that hentai? Yaoi...

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Wow...I can't stop watching...why????

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Why thanks ^^

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Dude, I TOTALLY agree, there. So what if we all think he's hot?

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Pfft
Its ovious whos the hotest
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Drew Pickles

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omg is that his first name?

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mhm ;D

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shut up.

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no u shut up

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i feel like such a tard now. that cant be his first name.

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yay, im not alone

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at first i thought i wasn't going to like this but i laughed the whole time! awesome video! and your name is pretty f*n sweet too! prepare to get RAWKED!! lol, great game...

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don't be ashamed - i think they're all hot. even murderface.

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burn in hell, asshole, i can have my own opinions, u need to get a life

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lol hes the vrutalist anime alive and vampet ur a douche bag go rot u worthless maggot

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you, die.

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me?

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yeah, you. die.

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well you go die

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no, u should die, because youmare not friendly and have no business talking to people

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you go die

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HE'S SOOOOOOOOO HOT!!

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Wow. It's a animated character.
You suck at life.

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I like it

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I NEED A F***ING PIECE OF PAPAH! It makes me smile.

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Really? Awesome. I mean, PIECE OF PAPAH!

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aaaaaawesome!!

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the funny thing is, that when I was in 7th and 8th grade, me and my friend allison would play in the dollhouse with these ceramic dogs that acted like thug gangstas, and it was all about their thug gangsta life and it was based on pop culture's feeding of the thug-life into us -- nto saying it was all feed, for I thouroughly enjoyed everything about that crap and was so very very enthused and excited, so very happy because of it, even if it was a lot developed for wanting to fit in. I have not gotten so excited about anything since those wonderfuallly pathetic days of middleschool.

anyway, the funnything is that one of the characters, phat dawg, the thuggiest of them all, was EXACTLY like nathan explosion. characterwise. He was 'hard' and showed no emotion but he'd get perturbed obviously sometimes and he'd just be so hard that he was a parody of himself. He was a rottweiler, and he'd just angrily sit on the toilet all day and then Shizzle the Pit Bull would often walk in on him and he'd just make low gutteral pertubed noises until he left. Also he'd just angrily sit in the bath all day and the same thing would happen except Shizzle would trip and fall into phat dawg's crotch, and since phat dawg was just so hard and so set on being non-homo, he would just make the low gutteral noises again until shizzle backed away. THOSE WERE SOME FAANTASTIC GAMES!! THEY WERE HILARIOUS, and they were truly inspired. THey were appealing on so many different levels. And I'd say that Shizzle was a cross between Toki and Murderface, if I had to choose.

 

BUT PICKLES IS well at the moment i think he is slightly hotter than the rest, probly somewhat because he is american and i can relate, and also his body is the hottest. it's just a standard male body, thin. and he's like the biggest alchoholic and druggard ever. mmmmmmm. i'd like to see  him in pajama bottoms. and we could cuddle in our pajama bottoms well he'd wear them but i'd just wear panties. but i think all he wears is those tightie whities. that's all i've seen in him. but that's hot too.

oh and also HE IS THE NAME OF MY CHARACTER!!! BEFORE I EVER EVEN KNEW OF THIS SHOW, WAY BEFORE, WELL MY CHARACTER HE IS PICKLES!! DICTATOR PICKLES!!! THIS ISS TWOJEWOGIJEOGEIHOWEIGHOIH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

also, i find it odd that back in my un-college days when i was a slightly fatter un-pretty retarded highschool self in senior year *i cannot tell if this is skewed exaggerated perspective from my new slimmer cuter college self* , I find it hilarious and odd that I would dress like all those dethkloks every day. I'd just wear either a dark gray or a dark navy blue or a black plain ac-moore t-shirt with plain jeans. Especially murderface however, because  alot of those times i'd just wear those t-shirts with plain dark gray or dark navy blue or black plain shorts. and me and my brother would wear the exact same thing. we must have looked so fat and retarded.

infact, there was confirmation because once we were at walmart and i never thought it would happen but that time III became the stupid bumblefuck that people laughed at , a standard walmartee freak show person. because me and my brother in our stupid plain clothes were eating fishshandwiches and iced coffees once at micdonalds, and this guy next to us was laughing at us and said we looked exactly the same.

BUT NOW I KNOW THAT MY OLD GAY CLOTHES WERE TOTALLY METAL!!! THE COOLLESTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. HOW. i dont know how this could hav ehappened i should be so much more hype right now but HOH EWMFYEWPIGWEJOIGJI

OH FUCK
ING GOD

 

not onlyis it sexually HOTTTTTT, becaues its PICKKKLELSSS,

but its pickesl doing something that III in my own character/being find VERY SEXUALLY HOTT, a maneuver that i would deem SEXUALLY HOTT,

BUT

not only is he doing this, but he is.....DOING THE EXACT SAME THING THAT DICTATOR PICKLES DID!! THE EXACT SAME FUCKING
MUOTHER FUCING
MOTHERFUCING THING!!
THE EXACT SAME THIGN@
THE EXACT AIGJOE

weoijagojwe

NAD HIS NAME IS PICKLES

AND MY CHARACTERJS NAME IS PICKES IS

its so hott

its so hott. and the sound he makes. is so hot.

you kjnow, i went into this show thinking at the beginning , 'well thats the drummer. i suppose he is no one's favorite, for he is just the drummer. ' BUT NO!! I think he is THE HOTTEST! Yes, i beleive, he has earned the spot in the upper quartile, reserved for TOP OBSESSION in my head.
HERE IS THE LINK!
IT IS THE THING WITH THE CIGGERETTE!! WTF!!
please, watch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDYAeGQK87c&NR=1

 

(also, i really wish i could stop looking at these on the net. i want to save them for other times. i dotnt want to spiols them. i want to keep it all very good and fresh and everything.

BUT I WENT TO THE ADULT SWIM SCHEDULE AND IN A WEEK THEY ARE TAKING MY SHOW OFF THE TV!!!! IN ITS NORMAL TIME SPLOT, it will be replaced by AQUA TEEN!! and i love aqua teen but i love this like TEN TIMES MORE AND PLUS I AM NOT SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO ANY OF THOSE IN AQUA TEEN EXCEPT PERHAPS A BIT THOSE orange and green spikey things and the milkshake a tiny bit BUT i cant beleive this is happens to me.

is so sad.s.

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OH WHAT A GOLDMINE IT IS
I AM THE HAP{PIEST IN THE WORLD
 ALL DAY I WATCH THIS SHOW AT THE TEXCH SENTER YOUSEE MY COMPUTER IN MY OLD DORM BECAUSE

WELL YOU SEE I PASSED OUT< THEY FOUND ME {PASSESD OUT IN THE SHOWER WITHOUT A SHIRT COVERED IN MY OWN THROWUP HALF IN THE SHOWER WITH IT RUNNING I W AS ALL WET
 IT WAS THE MOST BRUTAL THING THAT EVER HAPPENED
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DETHTHRET DETHTHRET DETHTHRHET
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THEY ARE ALL ALCHOHOLICS AND SO I FELLEL GOOD LOOKING BACK AT MY ALCHOLHOLIC EXPIDENTURE OF WATKING UP IN THE DETHSHOWER BECAUSE THEN I SEAY W ELL PICLES IS AN ALCHOHOLIC SO I SAY YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHTO THOT HTO THOT HS EXUAL SEXUAL HAOT HOT HOTO THO THOT HOT HOT HTHOT SEXUAL HSEXY SEXY SEXY SEXY SEX Y SEXY SEYX
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THE HOTTESTTS THING IS WELL NOT EXACTLY THE HOTTESTTS BUT WONE OF THEM IS THAT THE GUY PICKLES WELL I HACE A CHARACTER OF MY OWN NAMEED PICKLES HTO THOT HTO THOT HS EXUAL SEXUAL HAOT HOT HOTO THO THOT HOT HOT HTHOT SEXUAL HSEXY SEXY SEXY SEXY SEX Y SEXY SEYX
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