November 10, 2008

November 4, 2008

  • interrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    Sad...
    Journal Entry: Sat Jun 7, 2008, 1:30 AM
    ok this is getting to be annoying. Since I dont have a scanner my pics ae gonna be of the worst quality and no one is going to know how I draw and what it looks like which makes me feel like a jerk for doing so. So Im not going to be doing stuff for a while except make stories. Sorry

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    * Mood: Sadness
    * Listening to: Mass destruction
    * Reading: My palm
    * Watching: nothing but a black screen
    * Playing: rumble fighter online
    * Eating: nothing
    * Drinking: nothing
    Devious Information

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    Email
    wolfen685@hotmail.com
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    dominictakeshi@yahoo.com

    * Current Age: 13
    * Current Residence: New York
    * deviantWEAR sizing preference: ummm...idk
    * Print preference: again dunno
    * Interests: Video games drawing and music
    * Favourite movie: I am legend
    * Favourite band or musician: Lupe Fiasco lincoln park Gorrilaz
    * Favourite genre of music: everything
    * Favourite artist: lupe!!
    * Favourite poet or writer: myself lol
    * Favourite photographer: again myself
    * Favourite style of art: Graffiti
    * Operating System: what?
    * MP3 player of choice: I-pod
    * Shell of choice: what does that mean?
    * Wallpaper of choice: umm idk
    * Skin of choice: I dont want to be racist
    * Favourite game: ssbb arcana heart PERSONA 3 BEST GAME EVAR! and marvel vs capcom 2
    * Favourite gaming platform: Wii and ds
    * Favourite cartoon character: Sonic the hedgehog pokemon rocko(rockos modern life) AND POWDERED TOAST MAN!!!!!
    * Personal Quote: Burn My Dread
    * Tools of the Trade: wtf does that mean?

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    GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATThe frat boys, well, I do not see them much, though I enjoy the parties. Mostly, i've been around the kids on the porch. Since i've already been banned from one dorm I've sat on 2 porches. I just sit there, and see if whoever talks to me talks to me. It is sort of destructive, in that it's partly a waiting obsession thing because I long for interaction yet can never initiate it myself really. (though I am getting better). It turns out, the reason kids sit on the porches is to wait around for weed. So I basically have been, in this new dorm particularly because it is much bigger, watching these pot kids idealistically and likek 'wpowzzz!! friendzzzz!"

September 12, 2008

September 2, 2008

August 26, 2008

  • WELLO KIDS. . today this be the end. THE end has come near. I, the I,, am off to college. College is where I go. Perhaps ther shall be sexual intercourse. people and the movies say that there is sexual intercourse in college. Oh, fair child, where shall your journeys take you?

    I am at the crux, my friends, the crux. Here. at this point in time. It is The Good point in time. I am at my youth. My body is supple, and the ROAD, ALL OF THAT ROAD, is ahead. i thought this lsat night as i went to sleep. it scared me. because, becasuse, because, because it was all just a whole bunch of things. but it also RIVETED ME. rivited me, and PLUNDERED MY BEING. oh. yes. and so i sat there, and i writhed beneath the starlet sky. and i thought, "YOUNG CHILD, this is it. this is the it."  and i sai,d "OH BUT FEAR! " and i said, "young child, you have the whole road. shall you do the karaoke? shall you do the show? shall you do homour writings with thekids in colloge? like conaon obrian died?!!?!!?" and i said, "OH HLLY SHIT, all that stuff really is ahead, right?" "OH HOLY SHIT! said i. "THE DESCISION MAKNIG HAS COME!!!! for, whatever is ahead, in this small little line or time, between now and when i'm middle aged and sad 40, ALL THIS STARTS NOW. IS DECIDED BY NOW>"

    oh holy shit, said i, as i writhed beneath the starlet sk. this life is a PAIN! this life is a STRAIN! and so, and so, i see myself in the dank karaoke brars, screaming and writhing.

    Oh, i am at the crux. the crusx. the crux. then i'm going to die. Right now, HOW CAN THIS, right now, this stupid point , this stupid point, where i spend my days twitching my muscles and clenching my jaw nad pushing my tooth in and rotting at 4chan -- THIS, THISIISISISIIS is it?!?!?" CAN IT BE!?!? CAN IT BE?!?!!?!??! this life is so very ver y short, said i. said i, this life is so very very short. and i sat there, and MY GOD.

    so, tomorrow, is my last fink appointment. I"m so very very sad. oh, god, dr fink the friendly mouse. he was my psychologist, and he looked like a mouse. he knew all of my mind-thoughts and chatterings. i would say things to him all the time. once i even wanted to do him! but he was like 55. ! Then i got over it, and i realized, it's all just part of the theraputic process. because you can't make progress unless you want to fuck your therapist.

    and so, and oso,

    and then i'm going to die. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this realization is both fear=rising and )Q#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR I FEEL ALLIVVE!! WHEN I THINK OF IT!! AND THE FEAR MAKES ME ALIVE!!!!!!!!!! HERE I AM < FUCKERS< HERE IAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    the only thing i can see worthwhile in this little thing - well i said, i must do my masterwork. my epic masterwork of alfred that brews in my head. to express this stupid little life i just fell into. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    And then, i want to be special. i saw a funny guy on conan. he wrote humourful things and he is supposedly the king of humour in britain. i said, "I WANNNA BBE LIKE HIM!!! I wonder how fame is working for him. fammmee. i wonder i wonder. he seems just like anormal guy. why do all the famous people just end up being normal guys?! because they are, and if I ever got famous, and people went up to me and said OMGOGMOGM, i would probably dissapoint them and just be a normal guy to them.  'oh ill give you my fake persona, to keep you and i happpy -- but i think all the famous people, once they see that their fake persona and works and talents and things dont really do that much, because fame actually doens't fulfill you -- only when they see that all that stuff is not worth anything, do they let out their regular old self. their NORMAL guy thing. the one that likes to  .. . . . go out with the kids and do SHIT AT THE ZOO. the one that likes to ...just do BULL SHIT.

    and then isaid, "NO. THIS LIFE TOO SHORT." I SAW IT. i saw --- my special needs, the needs of wanting to be spseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeecccccciiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal. i saw them, i saw them and said --HUH. and i said, WHY INDEEd. this life is a SHORT!!! You sir, stop worrying about all that. you , sir, you're gonna die. it's overrunning you. You haven't lived, o sir, because of your things. and i said, "yes."

    and i looked back at my mister juicey on the wall right now. i look at him at the very moment i type this. he is still sitting on nmywall, and on thursday,he will come with me to college and sit on that wall too. Right now, the white on his face and sttripes is slightly green. The otehre day , as i stared at him while lying there on my bed and looking out somewhat at the glorious sky that i could partially see -- well I longed for that sky, but i could not go out and enjoy it because i was just TOO DARNNN STRAINNY --- anyway, when i was lying there, i saw that juicey's white was colored slightly light orange. It was beautiful. FOr some reason, that there made me like life a bit. I remembered, "Oh yea, Life is THE GOOODS!!!" And i lofes the juicey, because he is everything that is good. He remembers me of everything that is good in the life, and i go, "Hoh yeah." well, right now, here he is, slightly off-white, Green. and i thought, we''well, good sir, nothing can be fully white. HOW CAN ANHYTHING BE FULLY WHITE!?!?!? is it because ---- well, maybe it can be infinetely white. But for now, here on earth, all i shall see, will be off-wihite, nothing is fully white. you cannot reach it. BUT JUICEY WAS SLIGHTLY GREEN-WHITE!! FROM THE GLOW OF THE COMPTUTUER SCREEN RIGHT NOW!!! and it makes me ahpppy . i do not nknow why. and then, he was a bit orangey before. OH YAY!!" why does this make me happy so? i do not know.

    oh juicey. , you shall come with me to coollege, and i wonnder what color your white stripes will be there?????????????????????????????????????????????// i wonder, when i am in college, willl i still be able to plyay my goooood fucked up audios . how i looooooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeee them. infact, i love them so much, that i want to cry. they are so great, and so nostalgic, and so so sososoosososooso soososo sooso great to me, so great, that i love them so much . because there they are and they are all the time periods and i love them.

    and all of the m are mister juicey, becuase they all are the diffferent tints of him and different shades of him -- each fucked up audio perfectly matches mister juicey on the wall (when i can taste the nostalgia. sometimes it faedes away, and i cannot get the rememberance, which is the saddnest. the saddest thing ever. However, sometimes i get the little moments of nostalgia.) Anyway, they are all him because they were all plaeyed during the man, many, many, many months of my love of beetlejuice, all the way, back to novermber, when i played 'freaky sound,; my ver first, looked at stroobeelight as it flashed on my juicey, and looked at mister juicey. i was so very sad then., and yet i had been finishing alfreds playhouse. And eyet, they were the best of times the best the best the best, because -- WELL IF ONLY I COULD keep the nostalgia IF ONLY I COUD. for it fades, but the freakysound was Hot Chocolate song "you sex thing" mutilated horribly, in all different  sections.

    it lasted for firteen minutes, the song, and it was jus ... it came about as a n accident. A long time ago, I was  bored and reveresed and slowed don "you sexy thing." I noticed that a lot of the parts sounded very funny when he screamed. So i took atout all those parts, and i com;piled them together into just one sound track. Months later, i discovered it again, except i added more and more on. it eventually turned into the freaky sound, and one night, when i was ------------------------------, very strainy indeed, i turned it on, and turned on the strobelight, and looked at mister juicey. See, back then, i just wanted stimulation, because i was just so dead inside, if you will, yes, i shall use that cliche. HAnd so, i would play this fucked pup, complete freaky audio extremelyloud, turn on the super fast, blinking blinking blinking strobe light, and just zone out loooking at mister juicey.

    He was , this was back when i first started liking him, very first. Mist ejUicey was not the name i called him. He wa s simply beetlejuice. All the other layers had not been compiled on to him... there was no corpsey, there was no...hearsey, there was no.....there was nothing.But oh how i wanted to like him. I craved to l ike him. i wanted to like him more than anything. becuase, because, i wanted to like something. i just wanted to like something. So, i sat there, and i'd melt away, into that pin prickey, jolting, electroshock stimulation of the strobelight and fucked up audio, melt away and stare at beetlejuice. i would leave, but my eyes would still remain, positioned in the direction of him , corner up diagonal from me, .. .. . .the vague image of him  flickering on and off, aon and off, on and off, sat far far away on my vision plane, so far far away. but I was osmewhere else.. and my eyes would absorb all of that pin rpprickiness and become joted, and mister juicey would stare back at me with his gaze . That Gaze. that represensts all of the nostalgia and fucked up audios i've done over the months. that gaze that still makes me melt. I drew it. Still, that gaze is lines, lines, and the paper gaze of those lines melded with my zoned out gaze, and that's all there was. somewhere else, a great straining dwelled, but it all was blocked out by that static, screamy noise, that flashing flashing falshing strobe, and that mister Juicey, the object of my affection and desire, the Man I Love, beetlejuice, who came to me out of nowhere from the video store a bout a week and a half ago. It was either him, or a retareded adam sandler film we wanted because it was so retarded. i was left inside to choose and, well you know what i chose, nad holy god, where the FUCk woudl i be now, had i picked that adam sandler thing.

    anyway, back to old nostaligia, and how it melds with juicey's gaze. . . . ..all m y fucked up adudios are juicey. each and every one is uniquely juicey, and ihen i listn en to each one and stare back at him like i've spent HOURS and HOURS and hOUSR and HOURS and HOURS and HOURS i've done so in the past, wasting away on that chari -- every one i listen to at the moment is MISTER JUICEY in its completeness. Then i listen to another one, and it is exactly him as well.

    and though i cannot think of it now, because my memory cannot bring any of it up, I know that when the melding does click, and that flash of nostagia comes, and beetlejucuice connects with that song, it is LIFE, and it is the greatest thing, and i reember why life is good, and i love it, and i love juceiy , and i love everything.

     

    OH SIR, GET OFF THAT FOURCHAN, i say. get offf it now, you've tasted it for -- for--------- donT YOU WANT THAT CLEAR SHARPNESS OF JUST YOU AND YOURSELF, SIR, dont you want tha t clear sharpness of BEGNI THERE out on your driveway? OH DONT WYOU JUST WANT THAT CLEAR SHARPNESS OF BECOMING SATURATED IN ANY MOOD OR EMOTION  You happpne to ge t from INSPIRATION@? OH SIR, DONT YOU WANT TO SEE IT ALL, SIR, DONT YOU WANT TO SEE IT ALL?@ AND STAND THERE, and see your juicey and you, and the world and you, and that you are alive with all thes humans now , you, and DONT YOU WANT TO SEE EXISTANCE@?@??@ OH, fourchan takes that away from you sir, and tis a great littele thing in intself, rotting -- BUT -- BUT -- DONT YOU WANT TO STNADN UPRIGHT AND CUT THAT CLEAR AIR WITH YOUR BEING, AND SEE THAT CLEAR PLASMIC VISION PLANE IN FRONT OF YOU< WITH THAT CLEAR PLASMIC JUICEY ON THAT CHAIR -- AND SEE IT -- AND JUST GO -- === and then you feel the uncertainty, feel the unknowingness, feel that mystery -- you dont know what it is, but you can SEE IT DEFINELY --AN DTHEN YOU CAN SAY -- AHH, THIS IS TO LIVE, -- THIS RIGHT HERE, I AM LIVING>>!!>!

    what i do

August 21, 2008

  • The Man I Love. By Emily.

     2006_0101fbukkk4233r0001   THIS IS THE MAN THAT I LOVE. . he wears this robe that i got him for christmas, andit is dirty and covered in stains ---- OF ALL KINDS!!!!!! ;) :))P)wfoeij

     

     SSSSSSSSSSStaannnnnnnnnnt. so. the. and . the a nd then enenenenenenenenen. so then simsmsmms.a ndnsosososo ianwiejroaiwjeroiejrowierjweijroweijrwoiejroiejroijoiwjoijoijeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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    top@! hee hee. stop! hee. the name is. what? oh. and . so . h

    weitj

     

    So now, I Am going to sing you a song about The Man That I love. It's called, "The Man That I Love."

     

     

    ID liek to sing youa little song. its by, some one. i dont know who its buy. but one day, i heard it. tihs is how it goes.fffffffff <in the constxt of that >

     

    im going to sit on a piano. and sing it. then, i am going to play with myself.

     

    It goes a little something, , like this.

    SOME day, he'll come a llooonnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

    fffffffff The man i looooffffffffffffffffffffffffffffe.

     fffffffff ffffffffff

    and hell be big and sotttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt. . . . . .the man i lofffffffffffffffffffffff.

    ffffffffff ffffffffff

    ...............................................and when he comes my waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

    ssccrriy

    i'll do my best . . .TO=ho-hooo make ... him........  ;    Staaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy     :)

     

    ffffffffff ssccrriy fffffffff ssccrriy ffffffffff ssccrriy ttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

     

    HEEEE'lll LOOK AT ME AND SmiiiillELLLLLLLLLE ..... A-ha-nd I_AHAH_'ll  UINDERSTAND.

     

     

     

    in a little whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiile he'll take my hannndddddd

    and though it seems ubsurrrddd...i know we bothth. . . wONT ASAYU A WORDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

     

    MAybe i Shall meet him MoNdAy...maybe TMONDAY. . .. may-a-y-ay-ay-ay-bee nottt. . . . ..

    STILLLLLLL i shall meet him OnE dAy .....MAAAAYYYYBEE tEuSdAy will ... be mY....GoOd NeWs DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY. . .

    ssccrriy <fantasy?>

    He'll BUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILDDDD A little hommmmmeeeee

    JUST MEANT FOR TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo

    <<<<<<<<<HE'LL BUILD A LITTLE HOME JUST MEANT FOR TWO >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    AND FROM WHICH ILL NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEERRr

    RRROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

     

    NEVER RAOM NEVER WHO WOULD WOULD YOU!!!!???????????????????

    ????????????????????????

     

    AND THAOUH IT SEEMS ABSURD IKNWO WE BOTH WONT SAY A WORDsumshit sumshit sumshit sumshit

     

     

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    and so all else above, I'm waiting for, the man I love.

    ssccrriy3 mmm.

     

    REPEAT CHORUS!!!

     

    MAyybe I shall meet him OnE dAy MaYbE mOnDaY mAyBe NoT StIlL iM sUrE tO mEeT hIm OnE dAy MaYbE tEuSdAy WilL BE MY GOOD NEWS DYA

     

    He'lll BUIIIIIIIIIILLLLDD

    a little hoommmeeee

    just meant for Two.

     eeeeee fromwhichillnevereverroamwhowo

    ouldwouldyouandsoallelseabove

    imwaiting for

     

     

     

    The man.

     2006_0101fbuttatr00033 I LOVE.

     

     

    SOMEDAY HELL COME ALONG
    THE MAN I LOVE
    AND HELL BE BIG AND SOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
    THE MAN I LOVE
    AND WHEN HE COMES MY WAY
    ILL DO MY BEST TO MAKE HIM STAY

    HELL LOOK AT ME AND SMILE
    AND IL UNDERSTAND
    INALITTLE WHILE
    HELL TAKE MY
    HAND
    AND THOUGH
    IT SEEMS
    ABSURD I KNOW WNE BOTH WONT SAY A WORD

    MAYBE I SHALL MEET HIM ONE DAY
    MAYBEMONDAYMAYBE
    NOT
    NOT
    NOT
    NT
    STILL IM SURE TO MEET HIM ONE DAY
    MAYBE TEURDSDAY WILL BE MY GOOD
    NESWS DAY

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    BUILD
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    HOME
    JUST M
    MEANT
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    IM
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    THE
    MAN
    IL
    LOVE
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August 17, 2008

  • get a uterus clench and go "oah, robert Downey!get a uterus clench and go "oah, robert Downey!get a

    Oh my gods. The 4chan website is blowing my MINDDD!! ! ! !!!!!! OBLIterating. obliterating my mind. I was on it last night for 6 hours. I couldn't stop. They have lolicon, they have joker, they have EVERYTHING!!!!

    i think that, as I tell you my fantastic dream, i shall upload some of the glorious bounty I collected from the sight. It makes me weep of joy.

     

    Anyway,  I touched beetlejuice in my dream last night.

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

    ......

    Okay. oh. anyway, --- OH yeah. I just wanted to tell you, that I watched Tropic THunder today. it was so good, that i  .. lol'd   ... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i also wanted robert downey junior, in black person version, to spank me. mmmmm. robert downey. Oh robert downey. I watched him in "a scanner darkly" like 2 years ago, and i was like "OMMGGG.'" his name was barris in that movie, and he was just soooooooo hottttt. i wanted barris to fuck me for quite some time. Also, every time i'd see the Dark Night for the purpose of getting off to the joker, I would see the trailer for the Watchmen first, and robert downey would be there with a cigar in his mouth, sweaty and rugged, and blowing a shitlooad of fire ontop of these poor sorry japs, and every time id's see it, i would spontaneously get a uterus clench and go "oah, robert Downey!!!" oah, how you torch those poor sorry japs so very sexily! mmm.

    anywya, he's pretty hot as well in black people version.

    OO! A PICTURE HAS BEEN UPLOADED!!

    aowefihwae #1. Michael felps with some stufff on his face and a caption .   --------- ..------ AHAHHHAHHAHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHOHISFOIHOIHOIHIOEWHGOW!!!!!!!!!!!

     

     

    Okay, anyway, so back to my dream. I me3an robert downey. Okay, so i was sitting there in the theatre, and i was like, 'oahh, black robert downey. mmmm.' I wanted him to spank me. I also was thinking about fucking beetlejuice while I watched the movie. This was prompted from my erotic dream, as it made me teh Hornyz throughout the day. MM.. isn't it great, how one erotic dream, can make you very horney,. .. .ALL DAY LONG?@?!!??!?!? wow.

    i wouldn't know ,because I am sexually frigid, and I never have them. :( :( :( . 

    ANYWAY, i was envisioning myself, as i watched "tropic thunder" and went "oaah, robert downey" in my mind, I was envisioning myself fucking beetlejuice. There was a large fat white-haired man in front of me, and his hair was white and the glimmer from the screen reminded me of beetlejuice's white hair, because in one shot of the movie, it was reflected like that. It made me go mmmmmmmmm. how i often fantasize of  burying my face in his soft, wild, white corpsey hair -- you know corpses have the sooffffftreest hairs, it is just soooo sensuall.   So, as I looked at his hair and watched robert downey and said 'mmm robert downey mmmoahhh," I envisioned myself fucking beetlejuice. Hard. Oh yes. He would be standing up straight, belly-out, and I would be riding him. But he would not be holding me, no, not at all. The only support I would have would be his very hard erection, and my arms clinging around his neck as I try with all my might to cum. I would wrap my legs around his fat belly and back and try and maneuver myself up and down rapidly, pushing myself physically to the limits to pleasure myself by utilizing his manparts, and it would be quite an exhausting endeavor. As I am doing it, i break my intense concentration occasionally to put my mouth all over his face and fat lips. I lofes him.  ^_____________________^

     

     

    do you see that? ... i made asmiley face with carrots. i saw someone do that once before. Now I do it.

     

     

     

     

    OOH! Antother picture HATH UPLOADED!! MMHHTHMM!!!

    wewefwef #2. Constipated fat black man. -------------OAOAHAHHAHAHAHHAAFOEWIJWEOIFHWEOIJF!!!

     

     

    Okay so back to my dream. I was, .. .well, last night, i apparently had a dream where I touched beetlejuice. It was beetlejuice 2, the movie, and I WAS IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, I kept trying to get beetlejuice (played by michael keaton) to touch me. He was showing snakes to the kids in the rodeo, beetlejuice was, and he invited the kids to touch the snakes. I was supposed to only be an extra, plus i was too old, but I sat down amongst the kids and forced my arm in front of them and said "touch me." Michael keaton looked at me confused, as if he was saying, "what are you doing?" but he touched my arm anywayGTEEEE!!!

    anyway, i dont remember much after that, except i kept trying to get beetlejuice to touch me. he was soooo the sexiest, and in one part he was in like the stables, wearing a cowboy outfit. mmmmm. I said "what the hell I might as well do it" and reached over the fence and grabbed his ass. It was good! So, I continued to grab his ass, then his balls, through his pants. I backed away slightly , fearing his wrath. But instead, he said "well, if you're gonna do that, you mightas well do it all!!!" So  I promptly continued!! I grabbed his balls and then shaft through his pants, and molested them so. he didn't ejaculate though. :::(((

     

     

     

     

    OOH! ANOTHER PHOTO HATH COME!!

    afhhahahhahahhh damn. it doesnt show up. but its the funniest.

     

     

    Well her'es a compensational one.

    OMG A FURRY HITLERRRR!! #4. HOLY SHIT!! HITLER FURRIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!they are sexy though, and I like them tenfold more because the third reich WASSS all homos anyway, so it is historically correct. !!! Then i realized, "HOLY SHIT!! ITS DICTATOR PICKLES!! THEY HATH STOLEN MY IDEA!! so i will kill them.

     

    Odlly enough, when i was a kid, furries would've been the GREATEST thing for me. As a small child, i would always want the cartoon dogs in the movies to fuck each other. I would get very giddy in anticipation during the 'romantic' scenes, such as the spaghetti shit with those Tramps, but then would sink in sadness when they did not fuck .i would always say, "These movies would be so much better, so much richer, if the animals fucked." I also wanted the girl dogs to have tits. I thought it would make the movies so much better.

    But allas, that is not the case. BUT LOOK!! Now, in this day and age, a decade later, Furries have come about!! it's like a brain-deposit from my soul!!!

     

     

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    anyway, so back to my dream. i mean the fantasy during black robert downey. jr. I was riding beetlejuice as he just stood there. Itt was pretty much a one-sided action deal, seeing as how all beetlejuice does is stand there feeling very good about himself because a girl will go through all that trouble to Use him for need-satisfaction, while also feeling very good physically as I pump him. mmmmm. Anyway, as i said earlier, i would feel the very urgent need, despite the intense concentration needed to continue getting myself to orgasm, to put my mouth all over his face and fat lips. i LoFeS him!! ^__^i lLoFeS his fat lips!! ^____________________________^ and so, well I'd need to do this because i just lofe him so much that i must tear myself away from my task in order to fulfil my lofe. and i put my mouth all over his face, biting down slightly ocasionally. i lofes my mister juicey, and i want to show him this badly. i want to show him how much i lofe to put my mouth all over him.

     

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    ajhahahahwwwwlwei OMG!! now that is horrible. but it made me make a very loud noise. it was a loud noise that was partially horror-shock, and partially HILARRIITTYYYA HAAHHHHHHAH!!!! but no. poor thing. yes.  .. ..AHAHIOEHF

     

     

     

     

    Excuse me if i scroll down a far ways; i cannot type about my sexual fantasies while looking at the thing above. it is too distracting and freakish.

     

     

     

     

     

    well, liek i say, MISTER JUICEY I LOFFES SYOUUU.

    and i touched him in my dream. i woke up feeling lofe for mister juicey, and then i went to my friends house and we had a juicey drawing contest! She doesnt want to fuck juicey though, so obviosuly i won because i have much inspiration (from wanting to fuck him.) I dreaw him in a bathrobe. He's so CUUUUUUUTT!!!!!!! ^______^.

    i want robert downey to spank me. but i'd rather him do it when he's white, and when he's firing up poor sorry japs. with a cigar in his mouth. mmmmmmmm..... he does look like he enjoys firing them up too. he likes the feeling of power. mmm. he likes that powerful cigar, for he can smoke one even during horribly terrifying battle, and he likes feeling powerful because he can fire up japs with his large large gun. mmm. i assume then that he'd like the feeling of power when he spanks me. so i want him to do it.

     

     

    juicey's so cuUuUuUTTTTEE!!!! How i lOfes him!! i lOfes him berry berry berry much. i lofes him. i want to bite down on him. i want his juicey fat from his cheeks and belly and lips to touch the roof of my mouth as i slide down his juiceyness, i slide down his juicey body as i undo his shitty nasty dirty old robe and i put his body in my mouth as much as possible as i do it. cas i LoFFFFFFFFFFFeSS him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 i lOfes him so much, and when i do it, i slightly bite him, because ijust LOFOEFFES him and iwants him in my mouths.

     

    MISSTTTREERRR JUUICEEEEEEYY!!!! YEEEE!!!

     

     

     

    OKAY SO I HAVE SOME MORE SUPER FUNNY PHOTOS THAT I FOUND ON 4CHAN OMGMGMOGMOGMMG!!!!!!!!!

     

    a lot of them are for shawn john, because apparently all the 4channers want to fuck him. i dont understand. he is ugly looking, and he is a man. why do they want to fuck a man? oh who am i kidding. i am just sad and jelous because htey do not want to fuck me. all i want is the 4channer's approval. how am i to do it?? maybe i should show them my tits ,theyn they would like me!!!!

     

    hahahh OMAMGOMGOAMGOEIJGOIEGWOIEJGWOEIJGOWIEGJOWIEJOJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

     

    WTTHHTHAOAOOIAFHSAHO Okay. now this, is pure, utmost absolute genious. this is one of the funniest things i have ever seen. this is pure bliss. this is xenithic. this is the most valuable, most beautiful thing, i have ever seen. i bow before the person who made this . this is the work of a god.

     

    ehehh egPOAIHOEIHOSEIGHOEGIHOEGHOIH!!!!!!!!!!!!

     

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    OMG!! ITS FRIENDO!! I LOFFE FREINDO!! i wanted friendo to fuck me once, when i saw the movie. he was quite hot, and i liked his hair. i especially liked the phallic symbol of his air-gun thing. it was very hot. Oh friendo, i one wanted you to fuck me, but you faded away. but, i'm sure if i see your movie again, i might slightly want you to fuck me again. YAY!!

     

     

     

    WELL< I HAE TO GO TO 4CHANS NOWWW !!! BYYEYEYYE!! !IT SHALL BE THE DEMISE OF ME!!get a uterus clench and go "oah, robert Downey!get a uterus clench and go "oah, robert Downey!get a uterus clench and go "oah, robert Downeyget a uterus clench and go "oah, robert Downey!get a uterus clench and go "oah, robert Downey!get a uterus clench and go "oah, robert Downey!!!get a uterus clench and go "oah, robert Downey!get a uterus clench and go "oah, robert Downey!get a uterus clench and go "oah, robert Downeyget a uterus clench and go "oah, robert Downey!get a uterus clench and go "oah, robert Downey!get a uterus clench and go "oah, robert Downey!!!get a uterus clench and go "oah, robert Downey!get a uterus clench and go "oah, robert Downey!get a uterus clench and go "oah, robert Downeyget a uterus clench and go "oah, robert Downey!get a uterus clench and go "oah, robert Downey!get a uterus clench and go "oah, robert Downey!!!get a uterus clench and go "oah, robert Downey!get a uterus clench and go "oah, robert Downey!get a uterus clench and go "oah, robert Downeyget a uterus clench and go "oah, robert Downey!get a uterus clench and go "oah, robert Downey!get a uterus clench and go "oah, robert Downey!!!get a uterus clench and go "oah, robert Downey!get a uterus clench and go "oah, robert Downey!get a uterus clench and go "oah, robert Downeyget a uterus clench and go "oah, robert Downey!get a uterus clench and go "oah, robert Downey!get a uterus clench and go "oah, robert Downey!!!get a uterus clench and go "oah, robert Downey!get a uterus clench and go "oah, robert Downey!get a uterus clench and go "oah, robert Downeyget a uterus clench and go "oah, robert Downey!get a uterus clench and go "oah, robert Downe!!get a uterus clench and go "oah, robert Downey!get a uterus clench and go "oah, robert Downey!get a uterus clench and go "oah, robert Downeyget a uterus clench and go "oah, robert Downey!get a uterus clench and go "oah, robert Downey!get a uterus clench and go "oah, robert Downey!y!get a uterus clench and go "oah, robert Downey!

     

     

     

August 16, 2008

  • it especially makes me scream and cry in joyanguish, because it is the joker, and he is Teh SEXaHist

    I CAnnot take it. some things in this world are just too great. I must have them, i must have them in me, i must control them. i must swallow them. they must be in the stomach of me. then i will digest them.

    this is because, they are just so great, and i must have power over them, becasue i feel i am missing out on all the greatness.

    it fills me with strainy horribleness, i want to shoot my head and then it feels like my body is torn in 2 and i cannot STOOOOOOOOOOO

    THE THING THAT IS SO GREAT, are things like 4chan.

    i did not nkow what this was. why haven't i known?? I am blind, blind, BLIND!! Once, a long time ago in study hall when I typed in' michael keaton retarded' into google to see the images that would come up, i came across a very peculiar being. it was a lolcat. i had no idea, had no idea.

    i promplty wikipedia'd lolcats. i cannot take it. why have not i known about such things? I have been blind, blind, BLIND! they came from 4chan i found out. i cannot take it. i went, and saw the most retarded montage of crap. it was so retarded, so wonderfully retarded, that i cannot take it. I CANNOT STAND IT.

    becase you see, i must have it all. i must consume all the retarded crap. I love it so much, i love it so much,i love the retardedness, i love it as much as obscure chatboxes in obscure corners of the internet, tha ti cannot stand it. I must have fulll Absolute Power over it. I must control it.

    thus, i must eat it. To consume and swallow is the only way to have control. I must have . the. 4dhan inside of me.

     

    4chan is so great, along with all the other internet memes like slashdot that i have only read about on Wikipedia and yearned for but could not delve into because there was just so much, so much, and to witness it would make me feel so overwhelmed and blind that I would not be able to take it. The yearning is so horriffing. They are all so great, that i feel very inferior. so inferior. they make me feel so inferior. I have not seen any of the glory, i have not taken part in any of the glory. i have not taken part in putting links to all of those 'never give you up;' music videos.

     

    i love it. i lofe it. i love the stupid pointlessness. THE GRANDIOUS, STUPID, POINTLESSNESS IT IS JUST SO REATARAREEDEEDD I CANNOT TAKE IT.

    i must consume it.

    Becuase, because, wehn i see slashdot, and ------- Well, when i go googling 'michael keaton retarded' into google images, or google, and i happen to come across Slashdot, something from slashdot that is absurdly retarded and I haven't the least bit of understanding --- I feel horrible, horrible, because i do not know it. i will never know it, becasue it has been going on for years.

    this is the same with "all your base are belong to us.' i love it. i love it, i love every single stupid stupid stupid detail that has come from it, and ended up on this retarded internet wasteland foR NO REASON AT FUCKING ALLLLL.

    i discovered 'all your base' last summer, when i was but a small lad, yearning and horrible, i was in my void remember, and the idealized self was lashing me incessantly. Well, due to my horrible aching void, i would go out onto my driveway and pace in circles trying to please my idealized self with my Thoughts. The stars were out, and i tried to see them, but i could not.

    ANyway, i came back in, feeling so achingly voidish, so very empty after playing guitar hero for 4298 hours stragight but never being able to move up a level because i feared the pixels' booing so much -- anyway, i came in, and went on the computre. By some random thing, I cmae across 'all your base are belong to us.' I watched the movie, and i was blown away. Blown. Away.

    I thought "WHAT A DISCOVERY!!" i immediately wikipedia'd it. The sadness is , i discovered, that it had been around for several years. I have not known, i had missed it all. Miissed it all. missed it all.

    And all i could do now, was watch this All your base, over and over, till the sun came up and fucking dawn entered my room and i knew my mom would be up shortly and bang on my door, worrying inside her little brain that iw as addicted to porn.

    but i was not addicted to porn. (that came later.) i was addicted to the things that i have missed out on. this interent. this interent, in all its details, in all its stupididites, consisting of all of those people out there that make it up in their conglomerate mass-- those people, THsoe people, that i so desperately love, for they are the lowest supposedly, the lowest of the low -- those, who only go on the interent to slashdot, all day, with their hand constantly on their genitals, looking up good solid quality lolicon on one internet screen and posting lolcatz on the other. i lvoethem. i lvoe them desperately. those, poor souls, poor poor souls, how i lvoe them. how i love them.

    i desperately wanted to be one of them. i watned to be the slashdot scum, i wanted it all, to banter with their non-understandable jokes, their fantastical senses of humour. but i could not. for i was n00b. if I tried, they would surely consume me alive.

    I am n00b to all. i have missed out on all. i am not a part of this interenet wasteland, oh the sadness.

    This is why i want to consume it, consume it, and eat it so that i can feel like I AM!! I AMM!!!!!!!

    IIII AMMMM!!!!!!!!

    the conglomerate mass is full of perhaps the peopel like me, who want their existance proven in the form of people responding to their pictures of Obama with the Joker makeup photoshopped, or that crazy Austrian daughter-fucker with Joker makeup photoshopped, or anytying with joker make up photoshopped at all. I desperately wanted to be recognized with my fantastical picture of Schoolgirl Joker (you may have seen it.)

    so, i gleefully pressed the button an dsent it in-- what a fantaastic place, 4chan, what fantastical things are posted, what fantastical people poste them. I AM JELOUS> I WANT TO BE ONE.

    anyway, soon after, it got pruned back and shuffleled away into the infinite abyss of forgotten Shit-pictures.

     i was sad,

    BUT I WATNED MY SPACE!! I WANT TO EXIST ON THAT 4CHAN BOARD, I WANT TO EXIST!!! so i sent another one!!

    AND ANOTHER!!

    AND ANOTHER -- MICAHEL KEATON PICTURES!!

    BUT THEY ALL FADED!! I WAS NOTHING!! THE ONLY ONES THAT WOULD STAy, were LOLITAS!! OH, perhaps i should find an underaged girl and take a photo of her vagina. THEn, they would love me. THEN my existance would be proven on the 4chan boards, and everyone would reply, EVERYONE WOULD REPLY, and i shall be in GLORY, surrounded by "i'd hit that" and "ZOMG!!" AMONg other trhigs!! OOOHH AHHHA YES!!!

    OAAHHH!!!

     

    but no, NO! none stayed., i must consume. HOW I WANT TO BE A PART OF IT ALL!! HOW I WANT TO START A MEME!! OOH! OAH! OHA !OAOHH!

     

    i feeL AS IF I AM IN A small little hut, a very small hut, way out in the midst of the countryside, and the city is but a small dot of light in front of me, but i can never get to it. THE CITY IS THIS MASS OF STUPID INTERNET THINGS AND INTERNET MEMES AND RETARDEDNESS!! I CANNOT GET TO IT! I CANNOT GET I!N!!!!

     

    to have a meme, to be part of one, Why, you would be a leader in consciousness, you would be a prophet amongst the people. You would be bob dylan, telling your tale of whatever retardedness your meme might be, to all who happen to click on a stupid obscure link. And everyone shall go, "what the hell is taht," when they click on it, and eys. Yesss. oahh. i moan.

    I MOAN! This is the response i want. i want people to see something, preferably something IIII DDIIID MYSELLLFFF, and go 'what the hell is that. ' i want tit to INVADE!! INVADE!! INVADE THE CONSCIOUSNESS OF THSI STUPID, STUPID HELLHOLE OF THE INTERNENT AND OF ALL THE CONGLOMERATE MASS OF STUPID STUPID HUMANS ABOUT THE WORLD!! I WANT THIS POWER!! I WANT IT!! OAHh how i want it.

    But no, i am in the hut, i look out at it all, and occasionally a city-folk will come to the town, looking fantastical, and all i shall do is be able to loook at him. The city-folk is equivilant to a Slashdot Fragment i happen to come across while typing in "michael keaton retarded" into google images, a phrase that seems to brim with glory and humourful insight, but that i have no clue of what it is, how it came about, orwhy they hell it is everywhere. I cannot have it, oh why.

    OH how i yearn. i ffeel like that guy --- well remember in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas when that businessman enters the bathroom and sees the 2 people licking lsd off of each other in a manic insane, batshit, CRAZY, mysterious frenzy??? And the businessman, well, he never knows what it is, ... he wonders about it over his drink, what goes on in those bathrooms that he will never be a part of, that he will never ever know of? I am that businessmen, and the glimpse of those 2 people, are glimpse of the great Fantasticalness and Grandious Stupidity that goes on inside this Series of Tubes each day (I got that meme from wikipedia!!) , .. ... .

    perhaps, i shall live in a basement of my parents and eat pizza all day. then i can be like one of them, then i can be like a fair slashdotter, a person who starts memes, a Merry prankster, one who shakes up the internet, invades the "serious' pages like. . . .like the NEWS or something. . .. .invades with its pointlessness. Perhaps then, i can do that, and be loved and known by all. I wonder, what honorable soul is able to start a meme?  i cannot say, i cannot have it...  

    But all i can do now, is stare with rapidly moving eyes at the screen on 4chan, mouse clicking everything, scrolling and quickly darting to the refresh button so that i do not msis a retarded picture, jumping for glee at the passing photos, eyes wild and happy and sad at the same time, jmuping and jumping and trying to absorb all and consume all and see all see all the glory, ocassionally slipping one of my pictures in only to see it disintegrate back to the infinite shit-picture dustbin, wanting to be a common /b/ person, wanting to be seen so badly, wanting my photoshopped michael keatons to be seen so badly --- i scrape and reach and refresh and refresh that button, i do it all night long, all night,-- but I shall not be able to consume it and have power over it, Nay, there is too much pictures. indeed, the pictures shall consume me, and i shall rot on my chair, wide-eyed, hand-on-genital, forever clicking and refreshing on the never-ending stream of fantastical fantastical photoshopped pictures. ......Oh, but what now? oh, but what.

     

     

    Here, i wil l show you an image i acquired from the fantastic realm of 4chan. I cannot save all of the pictures -- i shant start, for the immensity and wonderfulness of all of the pictures that show up I willnever ever be able to capture. .. .but, i have just one, just one, that made me cry of joy, and scream out into the night, crying like the lone hungry coyote.

    LOVE!!! it especially makes me scream and cry in joyanguish, because it is the joker, and he is Teh SEXaHist!!!!!!

     

    i want power over the joker, I LOVE HIM. IIIII AM THE ONE THAT LOVES HIM!!! III WANT TO PHOTOSHOP HIMM!! I IIIIII LOOOVVVE EHHHJIIIIMMMMMMM B UT NO_---- NO THEY DID IT!! ___ THEY DID IT!!___ THEY HAVE STOLEN MY POWER I AM HELPLESS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

     

    oh, here is, my thing. this is my yearnings for the michael keaton. www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/453622

     

    i lofes him.

August 5, 2008

  • Why is it funny to see a celebrity getting food. everyone eats. besides, michael keaton was THE BEST

    MY LLIFE IS A STALE> i watch a michael keaton ordering food.
            >>_ ordering food i watch a michael keaton

                    ::::))) ordering food.

    AND LIKE I SAY S MY LLIFE IS A STALE because i watch a micahel keaton ordering food.

    he orders the food on youtube. in the store. Hes getting chicken but i have not watched it yet.

    (((((((((((UIIN THE FOOD______________________________))

     

    my life isa stale. do you want to see how stale it is??!?!?!?

    stupid keaton he is scary he looks like chuckie here that. it's as stale as that. the keaton head. look at it, how stale it is. tjere is nothing to it. it's just his head, with his hair , he is normal guy. he is normal guy and he have mannarisms. he has hand gestures . he has normal guy hand gestures and mannarisms. sooo stale.

    they should put it on the walls at the pediatrician office, instead of the millions of repeating mickey mouse heads that go ON Aand ON and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on adn on.

    IT WILL LOOK LIKE THIS!

    stupid keaton he is scary he looks like chuckie here stupid keaton he is scary he looks like chuckie here stupid keaton he is scary he looks like chuckie here stupid keaton he is scary he looks like chuckie here stupid keaton he is scary he looks like chuckie here stupid keaton he is scary he looks like chuckie here stupid keaton he is scary he looks like chuckie here stupid keaton he is scary he looks like chuckie here

     

    yes. that woud be horrid. But that's how my life is. it is as stale as multiple michael keaton heads. oh michael keaton, thy name is stale.

    my life is one line. line. line. i am trapped and parralyzed. paralyzed. i cannot move. i am in a cacoon of cement that i have plastered on ever so slowly over the years, a cacoon of SCARED. i am so, so , scared. all the time. anxiety. anxiety. first i had anxiety over the breakfast burrito, whether or not i would get one after the eye exam. then i had anxiety over whether or not to watch jerry or go back to sleep. i feel like shit ! i felt like shit, and i still do. oooohh. singing lessons.. ooahhhh. those give me the worst anxieties. that woman. remember how i said that if i didnt sing like freddie mercury my life-worth/value would be nothing and i would be not valid to live? well so i wanted to badly, and so my mom signed me up. Now every week, on teusday, i have to see this woman, and I dread it. i dread it so much. i dread dread dread it. it is a large weight on me, and i am so nervous. so nervous. so nervous. i hate it. i hate it. thank god it will be over soon, for i will be forced to go to college and it will cease.

    stupid keaton he is scary he looks like chuckie here stupid keaton he is scary he looks like chuckie here stupid keaton he is scary he looks like chuckie here stupid keaton he is scary he looks like chuckie here stupid keaton he is scary he looks like chuckie here OAH MY GAOD THERE IT IS beetlejism!!! mmmm.

    mmm.

    mmm.

    im so sad!

    im sad.

    the saddenings of the i.

    NoW I wIlL wAtCh MiChAeL kEaToN oRdErInG FOOD!!!!

    XD XD!!! ^_____________________________________________________________^

     

    OMG OMOMG OMG OMG !! THEY CALL HIM BATMAN AND SUPERMAN! HES AT A PLACE WITH A BUCNCH OF MEXICANS AND THEY CALL HIM THE SUPERMAN AND THE BATMAN POOR MICHAEL KEATON POOR HM HE IS VERY SAD I SAW HIM THERE I SAW HIM HE IS VERY SAD BECAUSE EVERYONE IS TAKING PITURES OF HIM AND CLALLING HIM SUPERMAN AND BATMAN AND THEYRE ALL MEXICAN THEN THESE RANDOM FAT WOMEN JUST COME UP TO HIM AND GO OMGGGGGG

    and foolks, that would be me!! except, yo u know, i feel so bad for him, and i know that he would not like me. for he probably would not see me and then go, "OMG! look, it is my fan! OMG! YAYYY!!" no, i have a feeling he would not do it at all. this dissapoints me and upsets my mindview. Why wouldn't micahel keaton come up to me and say "OMG, IT IS MY FAN!! LOOK! SHE IS THE COOLZ! YAAAYY!" why wouldnt he do it to me? it makes no sense in this world. on. and so, this makes me extra sads. the sads. i would go up to him and say, like the fat middleaged fat mom who is worthless, i would say "OMG, MICHAEL KEATOnn< OMG i wanted to fuck you and things, mmmmmm. " wait no, i would be too cowardly.

    BUT NO, I WOULDNT HAVE TO BEE!! SEe, see, i wouldn't go into 'real mode' which would ruin me. i'd go into mode when i met ted neeley and screamed and talked of porn and did fantastical hand manneuverisms, and everyone including he hated it!! but i dont care, becaus e i like michael keaton, and id secretly think he'd still be thinking as i grab him and hump him, "OMG, she is the cooLL!?"

    so first i'd have to get into the Extreme i. which is the one where i constantly talk about fetishes and rape. and then, since i will want to stand out from the dumb mexicans who call him super man and the fat worthless middleaged dried-up moms who probably like him in mister mom becasue he's owijfaewoeaigjoejfa

    anyway, so i would stand out! I would go up to him, and i would kick him! And then, see he cant hit me because i am little girl, and i dont think he has any body guards. Then, i would hug his ass. then i would hit his ass! I mean, not sexually, but i would punch it. (JUST CUZ!! :) :):):);););)))))))))0

    then he would say 'back off'. but i would go, "NO. I WANT TO FUCK YOU. THIS IS WHY. I WANT TO FUCK YOU. " then i would hit him more. Then, i would start crying. i would cry and cry and sit down and cry, and grab onto his legs, and i would not stop crying, and i would go "why are YOU LEAVING ME WHY i loved you. i lOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

    and then, in my pocket i will have a tape player with one of my fucked up audios of it, the one with mutilated "you sexy thing" by hot chocolate. (with hitler voiceovers) This will really confuse him. I will press play, then he will hear this fucked up shit coming out of nowhere and i will mouth it while looking up at him and clinging, and he will start to back up and look around from the fear of the unknown and then i will stand and make manevers aroudn him and start reciting the clean and sober lines to him. I will recite them, the ones when he is telling off morgan freeman. i will do it as if , i am actually doing it, and i am yelling at he, (who i will pretend is morgan freeman.)

    then i will throw a rock at him and i will lick his head. i will lick his hair, and i will llikc his head and hair.

    this is not even sexual. i dont really give much of a crap, sexually, but OH, its michael KEATON, and something about him just makes me wantt to fuck with him and make him confused like ExPONENTIALLY AND MAKES ME WANT TO HAVE SEXUAL SEX WITH HIM!!!. THAT is my sex drive.

     

    its very sad. and it just shoves the message into my brain I AM NOT THE SPECIAL I AM NOT!! AHAHHAH!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! MICHAEL KEATON DOES NOT LOVE ME!!! HAHAHAH!! NO ONE DOES!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
    THE GOODS
    THE GOODS
    I M JSUT A  PPOOORR BOOYYYY

    III NNNEEEEDD NOOOOOO SSYYYMMPAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

    YES. see. i must realize. i AMMNOTOT
    II MAMMNOTT THE SPPECIIALLL!!!
    MICHAJELE EKAOTN ODOE SNOTOTO LOVOVOVVOE MMEMEMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    ANNDN IIMM JSUSUUT T A POOOOOOOOOROROROROROROOOOBOBOOOOOYYYBOOBYY AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII








    NSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSstupid keaton he is scary he looks like chuckie here stupid keaton he is scary he looks like chuckie here stupid keaton he is scary he looks like chuckie here stupid keaton he is scary he looks like chuckie here stupid keaton he is scary he looks like chuckie here stupid keaton he is scary he looks like chuckie here stupid keaton he is scary he looks like chuckie here stupid keaton he is scary he looks like chuckie here stupid keaton he is scary he looks like chuckie here

    MOCK! MOCK!!
    NO BODY LOVES MEE!!
    NOBODY LOVES MEE!!
    MOBODY LOVES ME!!
    MOBODYEOYMTE!!
    THE THIGNS!!

     

     

    mock. he head, he mock! stupid keaton he is scary he looks like chuckie here his head.

     

    stupid keaton he is scary he looks like chuckie here FUCK YOU!!

     

    AHAHHAHAHHA
    THOUGh,
    FREEDOM AND SELF PITYY!!!
    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

    IVE TASTED YOU LONG AGO.

    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    the fFFFREEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOM ASSOCIATED WITH SELF PITY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    MMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMM
    YOU TASTE GOOD.

    i dont even like michael keaton that much anyway. IT MAEKES NO SENSE. AHHHHHHHHHHHH
    WHY AM I EVEN OBSESSED WITH HIM WHY AM I SAD THAT HE DOES NOT LOVE ME

    i dont know.

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

    mmmmmmmmmmmmm.

    it is tastey.

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

    the taste. its good.

    its. good.

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

    yum.

     liiiiiick the lips.

    mY LIFE IS A BITTERSTRAIINNN

    i shant eat anything tomorrow . that will be good. for i ate too much today. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. i like to starve myself . mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. mmmmmmmmmmmm. starving myself is mmmmmm ooaaahhh mmmmmmmmmmm..

    THE DROOL COMES OUT OF MY MOUTH AT EXPONENTIAL SPEED!! IT DRIBBELS AND DRIPPELS AND IT FEELS OOSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG OOOOODDD SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
    SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
    MMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. i am now somewhat lifeless. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    HMMMM!!!

    I PLAY A HAPPY SONG!! YES??!?!

    LLOOK!

    COMMENTS!!

     

    my favorite, is the one where the guy leave sthe same comment three times in a row!!

     

    mother fuckers, cant leave the man in peace?
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    michael keaton is hot as may i add lol...best actor he has a 6pac and he is 56 OMG how hot is that lol
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    God u would think he some kinda alien or sumfin just let him order jesus the world these days
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    God u would think he some kinda alien or sumfin just let him order jesus the world these days
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    God u would think he some kinda alien or sumfin just let him order jesus the world these days
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    superman? stuf
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    Jeeeaah,thats the real Batmaaaan!!!)
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    MMMMMMMMMMMM!! THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOTT!! the comments, especially the one that is typed three times in  a row, it make sme feel sexy! Mmmmmm. w
     
    Why is it funny to see a celebrity getting food. Everyone eats. Didn't Sesame Street teach you that? Besides, Michael Keaton was THE BEST in Mr. Mom.
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    Fucking Vultures. It's because of you bastards that Princess Di is dead. You should be hung by your balls. Cock suckers.
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    I actually felt bad for Mike here.....He took it like a pro though and was cool!
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    The greatest compliment you can give to someone famous you admire is to give them space and leave them alone
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    totally hot
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    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. He is sooooooooooooo hot especially wen he was in the batman suit
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    My sister digs his chili big time.
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    Would've been tempting to order about five milkshakes and unload on those guys. Then they'd've sued, of course; whiplash from trying to avoid milkshake spray, emotional trauma, ruined electronic equipment. Too bad ol' Mike
    couldn't've ordered some anonymity.
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    i wasnt to sure if it was him
     
     
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    Mmmmmmmmmmmm
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    mmmmmmmmmmmmmm. He is sooooooooooooo hot especially wen he was in the batman suit
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    NOO!!
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    was the only wone that could think michae keaton was sexy IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIii was the oN!LLY!!!!YY!Y!Y!YY!
    now i cant!
    nOTW I CANNOT!!
    BECAUSE  STACEY L)U LOIEKES HIM!MM!M!M
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    NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOstupid keaton he is scary he looks like chuckie here stupid keaton he is scary he looks like chuckie here OOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNstupid keaton he is scary he looks like chuckie here ONNNNNNNNstupid keaton he is scary he looks like chuckie here NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOstupid keaton he is scary he looks like chuckie here stupid keaton he is scary he looks like chuckie here stupid keaton he is scary he looks like chuckie here stupid keaton he is scary he looks like chuckie here stupid keaton he is scary he looks like chuckie here ahhahahahhahhah ahhahahahhahhah
     
    MO@
    NO!
    nO!
    i am going to type message her. that stacey lou.
    ue. yes. i am going to, and im going to tell her,
    SHUTFUTHEUCKEME
    see, because now i cant love him anymore.
    its impossible. because someone esle does. and now, i ahve no idea if i really love him. stacey lou probably actually loves him, and i just don.t. i cannot feel. OOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOH WHYYYY,
    MICHAAAAAAAAAELL!!!

    WHYYYYYY CANNOTT I FELEEEELLL!!!???
     
     
    stupid keaton he is scary he looks like chuckie here ANSWER ME!!!!!
     
     
    stupid keaton he is scary he looks like chuckie here
     
     
     
    uaaaaaahhhhhawaaaaaaaaaa....
    i am so sad. tears stream and the drool, it lacerates!!!
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    Oah, come look! More sexy comments! They make me the horny and the masturbate, and they make me want to masturbateheehee!!!
    who was in the car with michael keaton???
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    jealous? So am I ...
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    Its Beettlejuice
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    Which there were more new Micheal Keaton moveies, I'd see 'em!
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    Keaton is the man! He still is the best Batman that ever was!
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    Cool jacket he's wearing.
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    sad
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    my cat died
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    ME2
     
     
    MM!! Wasn't that just horney!??!
     
    heeheemasturbateheehee
    heeheemasturbateheehee
    heehee
     
    But here is the worst. the worst part. see, i always wanted to have the abiility to desire michael keaton sexually, especially beetlejuice. but i cannot. it would have been the greatest thing if i could desire him sexually, and my life would be complete - nay, the sense of I, my being, the concept of "emily," would be solved, and a hole in my heart would vanish -- if only i would have loved him as a young child. i thought, 'perhaps i did after all, i have the faintest recollection/' but it was so faint, i have no idea if i actually did, and even when I strain and strain and try and remember, I cannot. I cannot remember at all, and i fear, i am afraid that it was all just made up. I built in this memory so taht i could think the joyous thought that I had always loved mister juicey, and currently I just am rebuilding my affection for him. Wouldn't that just be the most Perfect Wonderous, Beautiful , Fantastic, thing?! I am a princess, in fairyland, and beetlejuice is my prince. and I did always love him, and We were so happy together, we where the happiest things, and every day i would be so happy as a young child to watch beetlejuice on tellivesion and hug a teddy bear and pretend the teddy bear was beetlejuice. Oh, the little feelings i woul dhave for him, that i would be confused about but nethertheless I knew that when I saw beetlejuice, i felt very good. And then, wouldnt it just be the most Perfect Wonderous, Beautiful, Fantastic thing, if now currently, I rekindled my original spark for beetlejuice, and i loved him once more!?!??! Oh, some permanence! Oh, something does last in this ever-changing I! Oh, it would be the most Wonderous thing- the whole world is against us, but I will always have juicey, and i always had. he was the one thing i could cling onto - he would be like a part of me. Me. Part of Me. Of me. OF. Me. paaaaaart. Of. . ... ME. . ..mmm.. .... And so then, in the Wonderous Perfect beautiful Fantastic Fairyland, i can say to myself : "oh , i did really love him after all. there was something real. something did exist. it was not just a whole bunch of bullshit i made up just for no reason. perhaps there IS reason to it, perhaps i DO love mister juicey after all@!!. It's not fake, I CAN love! It''s not fake, I CAN love!! i CAN!! it's REAL! iT's rEAL and it always has been real and it always WILL be real!"    
    but, this is not the case. it is not the case. It is not the case. i dont know if i ever liked him. i cannot tell. the spark that I may have deluded myself about, "that one back in November, when i first watched beetlejuice after all these years - rekindled from a large spark that i perhaps had long ago" --- i do not know if it is real. And so i post his picture, i go OMG, i post and post and rant and rant and rant, and yet, it may be nothing. nothing but build up, something to mill over and keep my milling brain milling and busy, milling and busy, milling and busy and fat and happy, milling and busy and fat and happy.   .. hhaapp.. .yy. . . .. .
    and now, this girl here, she has had the real thing. She has had the thing that I have wanted but could not get. She has had it, and it is natural for her. It was real, and she probably barely gives it a second thought. Something I yearn for, i want so very badly, i spend so much of my life focusing on and focusing on and millling over and focusing and milling and focusing nad millliong - she just Simple as that, Had it. Just like that. That's it. That's it. She had it. She had it. She had it. I did not. I do not. And she does not care, probably, she probably does not even care. but i care. I care. I care. And she does not. But II care. II doo! And yet II get NOthGIN!!   Andnn the love, It just IS for her, it just IS. . . it . .jsut. .. . >> ..IS. ::
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    OMFG!!! O-O Michael keaton*fan-girl-squeal* that is the coolestest man you will ever meet^///////////////^ he rulez i used to hav a crush on him when i watched beetlejuice when i was 4.<3
     
     
     
    \;;;;;
     
    and there we have it folks. Pirate girl KK. that's the one, right there. She had it. She had what i want. she has waht i want.
     
     
     
    . .. what do I have?  ..... .  .... 
     
     
     
     
    i have. .   .... . the ability to obsess. .
    yaaaaayy..
     
    that and  .. .. . .thisstupid keaton he is scary he looks like chuckie here .
     
     
     
    i have millions of michael keaton pictures and millions of beetlejuice pictures, millions and millions and milllions, piles, all stored neatly in a nice little file. My Pictures. I hoard them away, hoard them under the name MY, so i can look at them and think, 'oh yes, i guess I DO like him. this is what i like. because i have so many pictures. and so i MUST like him, right?' and i hoard and stare and hoard and stare, with my eyes unfocused and a happy smile, and say, "see? i DO like him. i Do like him after all. i likek THAT one, and That one, and THAT one. . ."
     
    And I do collect,- I pile up those keaton heads, massive quantities, massively stacking, I  build and build and build, hundreds, thousands of michael keaton thoughts and michael keaton notes and michael keaton everything, I show the world allll of my michael keaton heads and my fantastic obsession and KNICKNAMES, and they say, "That girl, she sure does love that Keaton."!!!! 
     
    .. ..
     
     
     
    But no matter how much I pile on, no matter how much the world thinks they know and I think I know, i still will never have what i was trying to acheive all along but never could quite get to it, the thing that doesn't need to be proven with hoards of pictures, the thing, that in the midst of all the delusions I still cry for somewhere in a pushed down corner - --just the simple, genuine feeling of childlike love that PirategrlKK had for mister juicey when she was 4.
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
    OMGOMGOMGOGM OMGOMGMASTURBATE OMG ITS SO HORNY IM SO HORNY ITSTHE HORNRNRYY!Y!Y!YSEXahhahahahhahhah ahhahahahhahhah ahhahahahhahhah
     
     
     

July 31, 2008

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