OMG OMG OMG OGMGOMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so, i was horny, and so I said, "my god, I would do anything to see mister juicey masturbate.OMG." "I so wwant to see him masturbate. it would be the best." (((

So i typed into google, "beetlejuice masturbating.'"

AND OMG LOOK WHAT CAME UP!!!!!!!!!! OMGOGOOGMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SOMEONE MADE THIS !!!!!!! LOOK !! HE IS TOUCHING HIS PENIS AND THINGS@!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!  ^___^ I SQUEEALL SCHOOLGIRLISHLY IN DELIGHT AND MAKE YEEE FACE WITH CARROTS AND LINES!! ^__^    ^___^

mmmmmmmmmm.. i love how it moves. i love how there is an obvious mass and it moves up and down quite bulikly. i lofe how the pants also move along with his dirty mass. mmmm. dirty dirty mass. Oh yes mister juicey! He is just so cUtE!!! XD XD and things! ^____^^

mmmmmmmm. i lofe how when he does it he is angry. , and his one hand is outstretched, as if he is yelling, "COME ON!!!" angrily while masturbating himself. mmmm.  i suppose that if he does it long enough through his pants, he will eventually get a large bulging erection. mmmm. that has pre-cum on the tip of it. mmmm.

 mmmmmmmmm. i lOfE! mister juicey i lOfE! him!! i lOfE him so verry verry veryy mUch!  i lOfE his chubbiness. he is so verry cute. Kute. he is so verry very cUtE and i lOfe and lOf and wUF and L9oof and LUF HIM!! AWWWW!!! ^_^  ^__^! Look mister juicey you gives me the happy kawaii face of the happy because you grabs yourselfs!! See?  ^_^  ^_) i luf him so very verry very much, i LOFE HIM!!!! YEEEEEE!! I cannot squeal enough, specially when he touch and grab and rub himselfs!!!!!!

YEE! I loFe Him and i lOfe him so very much that i just lOfE him!!! oh, my sad, unfulfilled, unrequited yearnings. how i yearn to lick off that tiny drop of pre-cum from his big bulging veiny erection . and hten have it choke me forcefully and fill the entirety of my mouthandthroathole so i can hardly breathe.. i am so very sad.

see this is me except replace spock with mister juicey. this is what i do all day long. i giggle for hours and hours and hours with my panties exposed and look at my MistTer JUICEY YEEE!!!!!!!!!! ^__^ but the cat is used as a replacement object for mister juicey juicey, and so he knows what's coming and he is sad.

i Loffffffffffffff himmmmmmm ^^^^___)) it makes me so happy and fuzzy and warm, his chubbiness and bulginess and bulgy package that he holds and his face and hair and eye sockets and things, it makes me so very happy and warm that i think i will just go to bed right now and curl up under my pictures of my mister juices on my wall and think of my mister juices and squeal into my pillow and lof mister juices and think of him grabbing and touching himself . it will be the FuNss!!!! ^__^ i looff you mister juicey juicey juicey juicey juices!! then i want him so bad that i will cry and i will cry myself to sleep while simoltaneously rubbing myself against a pillow. then i will be the sads because i want my mister juicey verry badly but i can never have him

^___________^ sad.

cry.

there is no point; there is no point.

oh the sadness that I am. Oh. oh indeed. oh. the sadness. OH FUCK. OH FUK.

i have to be compassionate with myuself! COMPASSIONATE!!  there's a good little emily, there you are. good for you. good you. i shall pet you and then feed you and then i shall loveyou. you are the good dog. you are the good.

OH! THE MONITOR! STOP MONITORING ME!!! HE KIEESPS MONITORING ME!!!

the no and sad. the no and sad.

thjis is not a very good way to live you see. I am constricted. i am constricted. he is always around me, he is always be hind me. HE MAKES ME MISERABLE. MISERABLE!!

i hate myself.

well he hates me.

OH! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! N!O N!O !N ST$RAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS ALL GOOD SOMETIMES ITS GOOD PLEASE LET IT BE GOOD PLEASE LET IT TO CONTINUE TO BE GOOD. i am so sad.

it was good earlier. I uh .. . .i was very happy, and FREEEEEEEEE!!! I SAW MY VOICE! I SAW A VISION!! I THOUGHT I Was, i had beautiful thngs for the show.

NOW THIS FUCKER HAS TO COME ALONG. i want my good feelings . he will not let me have the good feelings.

 MICHAEL KEATON!??!?!

IT IS A METAPHORE!!!

HAHHAHAHAHHAHH HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i loved the joker. i loved him. i thought i did anyway. then i thought, "BUT ALL THESE OTHER FUCKERS DO TOO,!!!!" there was then, no point.

BLACK ! WHITE! BLACK AND WHITE!! OBLITERATING MY MIND!! THEY ARE OBLITERATTING MY MIND!! ENTERING AND OBLITERATTING MY MIND!!!

i cnanot love the joker if other people do too. this is distressing to my worldview. if other people love the joker, then perhaps i do not love him at all. for they probably actually love him, and mine is just again THE GODDAMNED STRAIIINNSS OF TRYYYINNNGG OTTTOOO OOOVEEE HIIIMMMMMMMMM> i could not do it, i could not. i couldnt do it, and i was very sad . i could not really love him.

but then again, I could!!! YAYYY!! I DID!! I DID FEEL THINGS FOR HIM!!! but then again, those other fucker girls said they got all hot and horny from the joker. AND SO WHY CANNOT III!!?!?!? WHY CANNOT III!?!??!

IF I DO NOT LOVE HTE JOKER THE MOSTT< THE BESTEST< THEN THERE IS NO POINT IN ME LOVING THE JOKER AT ALL@!!

they'res is probably real. and mine is not. it is just a thing that i say to myerlf over and over and over again. i am always convincing always convincing always convinvgin.

perhaps i do not know what horny is. Perhaps i do not, after all.

and so it is nothing.

YOU SEE, folks, it is the prime problem. Once i start thinking of ther other humans, IIIT CANT AND NOTHING WORKS NOTHING IS GOOD NOTHING IS GOOD ITS ALL BAD ALL BAD ALL BAD ALL BAD ALLB AD!!!!!!!!!

you see, i can love mister joker. but then, if  I know others do too, then I think they love him more than me. and so, i see it is al l a sham. all a sham. i really dont.

THIS IS THINKING  BLACK AND WHITE!!! AHAHH! BEST AND WORSSE!! !!!! AND I CANNOT STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT IS OBLITERATING MY MIDN!! IT TAKES ME OVER !! I CANNOT STOP I CANNOT STOP I CNANNNOOT STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

why am i so sad.

oh boy, but i did have good feelings for a while!! Well, anything that is preventing me from having those good feelings, must just be, THE PART OF ME THAT HATES MYSELF!! AHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAAHH!!! so no, you fukcer, you shut up now.

oops, that wsa self-hating too.

so i guess all i can do is

is

is

is

you are a good little human!! GOOD HUMAN!!! good, little human. AAwww.

[you see folks, i have to be comapassionate to myself. good human. good human . i must respect and yeild to all my little needs and thoughts. good human. goood hummannnnn./]

aww. isnt that better? See, she can feel anything she wants too.

good.

good human. good human. good. i pet thee. good . i pet thee.

YOU SE E FOLKS, thats why I GET SABATOOOCGGGED WHEN I LOVE THE JOKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BECAUSE I SEE THE OTHER PEOPLE THAT LOVE THE JOKER TOO, AND I AUTOMATICALLY GET GET BLACK AND WHITE, AND SO I SAY "WELL THEY MUST LOVE HIM MORE THAN ME> THERE FORE I DO NOT LOVE HIM, AND THEREFORE, EVEN IF I DID LOVE HIM JSUT A LITTLE, THERE IS NO VALIDATION IN IT BECAUSE I COULD LOVE HIM MORE AND I DONT LOVE HIM THE MOST."

AND THAT IS THE FUCK MINDSET, YOU FUCK!!!!!!!!!!

BECAAAAAAAUUUUUSE ..

... AHAHH!! AHH!H! I AM WINNING!! I SHALL FIGHT YOU YOU FUCKER@@@ SO YOU THINK YOU CAN STOPM ME AND SPIT IN MY EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AHHAAHHA
NO!! NO!!
I FIGHT YOU!!
MY SPIRITY SHALL WIN!!
MY SPIRIT OF MICHALE KEATON, THE MAVERICK SPIRIT!!!
AHAHHAHA!

YOU CANNOT JUST FUKIN VLOVE ME AND LEAVE ME TO DIE YOU FUCKING IDEAL!! AHAHHAAH!! AHHAHAHAHHAH!!! AHHAHAHHA!!! NOOOO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

WWWWWWWYEEEEEYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAW MMM HMMM.

FUCK YOUI, IDEALS!! HAHAHAHAHHAHH!! FUK YOU ALL!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAH!! HAHAHA

fuck you cukckk

yyyyyyyyyyyyoooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuu weeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrreeeeeeeee aaaaaaaa nnuuuuuuuuuu

burden on me but no more. no more. no more.

JUST GOTTA GET OUUUUUUUUUUUUU T
JUST GOTTA GET RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE OUT OA HEEEAAAAAAAAAAA

i have been connstricted into a tiny little hole . i cannot move. i cannot mofve. i cannot move i cannot move i cannot move i cannot move i cannot vmomove i cannot move i cannot move i cannot move.

can't though, when i have my insightful show-love, cannot i keep that? For i beleive it is genuine, sir, i beleive it is genuine, am i cooreect?? oh cant i have that, please? Oh cannot iiiii/??

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

itttttttttttttttttttttttttt

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

iiiiiiii

oh no. on h no.

RUT MINDSET!!

no. please do not come. please PLEASE DONT!!

 I THOUGHT I WAS OVE RYOU I THOUGHT I WAAAASSS!!!

[the rut seems to be coming to attack me. this is not good. i thought i was partly over this. but he might come back now. oh god, oh !!!!!!]

soemtimes i was happy. i learned about self-hate and how i hate myself. then i appplied it to my personal livings, and then i sung queen and performed bohemian rhapsody to myself, and then i gota cheeseburger , and then i read more book!!

BUT NO!!no, the all or nothing mindset, he is coming back. HE IS COMING BACK!!! I do not want him, i do not, i thjought i was rid of him. I SAW GREAT THINGS!!!
fror the joker, he gave me hope he did, he gave me hope.

oh good, i just thought of my show, and how i could do it, and it would be the beautifuls. but, ..

all i must do is hang onto that. hang on hang on.

BUT--

BUT__

UOISJFE!! BUT_--------------

okay so now this is the metaphore. YAY!! THE METHAOHPRE!!

that n' that.

as you can see here, this is a michael keaton.

aw. he sure is the cutest!! YEEE! What a sexy man. mmmmmmmmm. i do like his head. i do like it all i really d o i do i do i DO.

HAHAHA I CANNOT FEEL AHHAHHA!

anyway, so that was a micahel keaton.

wait.

okay s o that's a michael keaton. mmmmmmmmmmmm.

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oh yeah, also today i laid on my bed and had fantastical sexual fantasies involving beetlejuice forcing me down onto his abnormally large shaft, and how I screamed in agaony and pleasure!! what a struggle it was, fitting me on that thing -- it was horrid, and it represented the insatiable need for epitimatic wholeness that bursts me apart with epitimatic xenithic orgasmic GOODs that we all know cannot exist, and it also made me bleed and expell copious amounts of newly-excavated virgin cum! it was the goods! THE TOPS!! i haven't been able to do things like that in a while, seeing as how I CANT FEEL.

anyway, then i melted as i went into my ruttish completely fantastic wonderful fantasy of me Giiiivvvinngg mmyyseelellfff iiin eevvvvvvvvveeryyy possosisibblle wayyy tooo o  miisiistter juuuiiccceeyy annndndnd plleeeeeeassssssiiinnnggg himmmmmmmmmmmmmm mamaaaaaaaaaaaa its liike iimnn noot evvenn therreee, i giiiiIIVIIVVVVVVVVVEEEEE mmmyself to him and i melt into him and i dissapear into nothingness as i hungrily put my mouth and face all over his man-part - and this justpleases him so much because yoouur mann-parrt is likke driinkkinngg froomm the most fantasticall stream of godly-juice, and it is like the savior for me that , and i love you so omuuch miiistterr juuiceey -- look how mmuch i love you, SEE hoow much ii looooovve youuu -- THE PLEASURE IS ALL MINE--MY LIFE IS COMPLETE AND THE BEST BECAUSE I GET TO PUT MY MOUTH ON YOUR HOLY SACRED MAN-PART AND THEREFORE YOUUUUUUU AREE JUUSTTTSOOOOOO GREAAAATTTTTTTi want to please you soooo bad that your man-part juice is like THE WINE OF THE GODS -- that is how great you are THAT IS HOW GREAT YOU ARE YOU ARRE SOO GREAT YOU ARE SOOO GREAT YOU ARE SOOOOOO GGREAAAAAAAAATT TSOOOOOOOOO GGREAAAAAAATT SOOOOOOOOOO GREAAAAAAAAAT YOU ARE YOU ARE YYYOOOOOOOOOOOOU     ARRRRRRRE YYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRE I JUSUT WANT YOU TO FEEL GOOD I JUST WANT YOU TO FEEL GOOD I WANT TO BE YOUR SLAVE ALL  I WANT TO DO IS MAKE YOU FEEL GOOOD I VLLOOVEEE YOOUUU MISTER JUICEY  ITS LALL YOU ALL FOR YOU ALL FOR YOU ALL FOR YOU ALL FOR YOU ALL FOR YOU ALL FOR YOU ALL FOR YOU ALL FOR YOU ALL FOR YOU

and you know, then i couldn't do it after a while because I realized that the fantasy was just me transfering my own need for validation and superiority on mister juicey, so then it was just like i was sucking off myself. damn. i found that un-erotic.  .... well see, i get validated and superior because i have the POWER to please mister juicey in the best way possible and make him get pleased;;;; conversely, mister juicey (the other form of I) gets validated and superior because he has the POWER to make someone want to please him so bad.

SO ITS JUST A WHOLE NEEDY GRANDIOUS DISCUSTING LOVE-FEST OF NARCISSISMM!!!!!

i suck off myself. and it is the GOODS!! the TOPS!!

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;;

mmm.

OH YEAH ABOUT THE METAPHORE. forget it. forget it, i dont wanna do it. fuck it.

OH M GEEE!!

i am currently uploading hot n' sexy joker pictures!!. Then again, i cant even tell if I really even find them hot n' sexy. Some other people else probably find them more hot n' sexy than me, so therefore my findings of him hot-n'sexy would be absoultely worthless. For their's are probably real. they probably get auto-orgasms just by looking at him, and i can't at all. it's all a sham. i'm a sham. I cannot feel. i guess i'm just incapable of feeling. WHY OH WHYY CANNT III FEEEELL!?!! i can't get horny. therefore everything i've ever been horny aabout was nothing, nothingn, nothing, nothing. i can't feel, therefore anything i've ever found pleasurable has been nothing, nothing , nothing nothing. For i could've found them much more pleasurable, Much more, like all those other humans. i guess then that my show then, i am not even passionate about it. i cant get passionate about anything. WHY me?? Why MEE??? Why cant i feel?? WHY is life so meaningless/? WHY IS it so empty?? WHY is everyTHING DEVOID OF EVERYTHIN!??!!?!

mmmmm. ii canntt feeelll. i cannt feeell ata lllllll mmmmmmmmmm, plleassuuureeee. poooorr little meee. pooooorrr litttllleeee meeeeeeeee. my liffe is horrible. well then, welp, i guess i'll just give up then... mmmmmmmmmmmm.. ... i guess i'll just never be able to feel at all.. mmmm. i think then that i'm just going to go curl up in my bed and suck my thumb, and hide away and never comeout@ ! Because there's nothing for me to see or do, no point. mmmmmmmm. its sooooo pleasurable to rot here. mmmmmmmm. self-pity is the tooospppppss . mmmmmmm. mmmmm..... [inject with self-pity needle] AhooAAAHOAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh orgasm . orgasm.. mmmmmmmm. mmmmmm. never come out. mmmmmm . diiiee...diiieeeee.. . mmmmmm..

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what?@what.com

OH!OOH@!OH LOOK I JUST UPLOADED HOT N'SEXY JOKER PICTURES!!

OAH!! OAH THE TOPS!!! do i really find it the tops?? i cannot tell. i surely cannot. yes, i suppose there is something threere, there is something..... i definetely derive some pleasure from it. but.... BUT --- ooahh there's no way of telling.

BUT MMM!!! HOT N'SEXY!!! Now that there, is hot n[' sexy. i'd fuck it. i'd fuck. it. i'd . fuck. it. i would fuck it.

i woudl.

HHEHE!

.

pleasure.

.

SO CUTTEE!!

now that there, is the tongue that would be ideal for vaginal penetration. I beleive, that i would want it in my vaginal. I think. I have no idea. The other humans probably want it more in their vaginal than I do. oh, fum. how will I ever know??

Oaah, ther's no way of telling ( L(

mmm i'd like it in my vaginal.

OAH! Now that there looks like it would have a vaginal, correct? Well no, it doesn't!! Because it's actually the boy joker, just dressed up like a girl!! its hawt.

i think in the vaginal it is hawt becuase in the vaginal its hawt because it would be hawt in the vaginal because its hawt.

.

.

i want it in my vaginal.

,

,,

vaginal in the vaginal.

.

.

ll

pleasure.

Sexah@sexah.com!!  

AND THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT!!

OMG@@!! Maybe i actually DOOOO find him sexah!!! yes, perhaps it's real!! OH HOW I WANT TO BE A REAL BOY!! see, i look at his head, and OMG, yes, i definetley do find it sexah! I Definetley DOO find it Sexah!! OH HAWT!!

because, because i checked, and it is hawt and it is hawt becuas it it  it is sexy anad hawt nad then it was hawt. and in the vaginal i want it. in the vagina.

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wana know how i got those retarded avatars? FUNNY STORY!! It actually comes from my darkest shame. I shouldn't 've done it, i shouldn't 've!! I knew it, i've known, i know it only leads to trouble and shame! It's no good --- but' lol, i did it anyway, lol lol.

i did it, i went back to my little vice, my little sin.

well, i'm rather  ashamed to say it. but since you all ARE SUCK A FHANTASTIIC AUDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINEECCCCCEEEEEEEEaaaaaaaaaaaaa

i will say it.

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i typed in the joker's name in to goodgle. not just goggle, but JOKER name PLUS verbs! The ....... i mean adjectives. the adjectives where shameful adjectives. but i made sure to get all of the possible combinations so as not to exclude any possible things! they went a little something like this: Sexy, hot, hott, hawt, hawtt, cute, sexxy, sexxxy, sexah, sexxah, sexxxah, and just to make sure, sexxxxxxah and cutah. then, (well see i can't look at myuself when i do this. i have to deny in my mind that i am doing this. therefore, i cannot have the google bar, or any text on the computre, be showing the horrible shamefu l phrase.)

then, i click on them.

and that is when i found others like me!! I said, OH JOY!! JOY!! As i hugged myself and thought, "THERE ARE other s who like the joker as well! OHH!! OH kiNDRED SPIRITS!!"

but simultaneously i was enraged and i said "NO ON ECAN LIKE HIM BUT ME BECAUSE I WANT HIM AND IM THE INSANE ONE AND I LIKE HIM AND HE IS MINE AND I WANT TO BE THE ONLY ONE WHO LIKES HIM SO I AM VALIDATED AND THE ONLY WAY MY FEELINGS CAN BE VALIDATED IS IF I AM THE ONLY ONE THAT HAS THEM AND THE WORLD KNOWS THAT I AM THE ONLY ONE THAT HAS THEM AND THE WORLD KNOWS AND THEY KNOW IT SO I KNOW IT AND THE ONLY WAY THAT I CAN KNOW IT IS IF THEY KNOW IT ANDoah no, now that others like him it means that i probably don tlike him becaues  they like him more than me probably and so then that means that my liking of him means nothing, nothing, nothing at all oh no oh no oh no oh no im worthless im a sham im worthless im a shami'm a sham. I cannot feel. i guess i'm just incapable of feeling. WHY OH WHYY CANNT III FEEEELL!?!! i can't get horny. therefore everything i've ever been horny aabout was nothing, nothingn, nothing, nothing. i can't feel, therefore anything i've ever found pleasurable has been nothing, nothing , nothing nothing. For i could've found them much more pleasurable, Much more, like all those other humans. i guess then that my show then, i am not even passionate about it. i cant get passionate about anything. WHY me?? Why MEE??? Why cant i feel?? WHY is life so meaningless/? WHY IS it so empty?? WHY is everyTHING DEVOID OF EVERYTHIN!??!!?!

mmmmm. ii canntt feeelll. i cannt feeell ata lllllll mmmmmmmmmm, plleassuuureeee. poooorr little meee. pooooorrr litttllleeee meeeeeeeee. my liffe is horrible. well then, welp, i guess i'll just give up then... mmmmmmmmmmmm.. ... i guess i'll just never be able to feel at all.. mmmm. i think then that i'm just going to go curl up in my bed and suck my thumb, and hide away and never comeout@ ! Because there's nothing for me to see or do, no point. mmmmmmmm. its sooooo pleasurable to rot here. mmmmmmmm. self-pity is the tooospppppss . mmmmmmm. mmmmm..... [inject with self-pity needle] AhooAAAHOAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh orgasm . orgasm.. mmmmmmmm. mmmmmm. never come out. mmmmmm . diiiee...diiieeeee.. . mmmmmm..

.

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.. RETARDEDSFUX@RETARDEDXFUX.COM !!

mm. sexy. i bet it has a vaginal too.

like me! we have so much in cooomon. therefore we must be with one another andit is the law. you also look like you have a teat right there. i can see it. i can see it, ollook, see? its like poking out abit. it's triangular.

mm. hawt.

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just kidding, it has a penis. because its a boy. a boy joker and its just dressing up like a girl.

OH.

mmmm.

ahywya, okay let me get a bit serious though here guys.

THIS IS WHAT IS THE FINAL THING.

THE FINAL THING TO MY EXISTANCE.

THE FINAL THING

THIS IS THE DEFINER OF ALL.

DO YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU.

IT COMBINES EVERYTHING EVERY PART OF ME AND MY IDENTITY AND MY EXISTANCE, EVERYTHING> THIS IS EPITIMATIC.

I WILL TEL YOU KNOW.

I MEAN NOW.

THE THING THAT IS THE DEFINER< THE FINAL THING,

IS THIS::

THIS IDEA HERE.

THIS IDEAL HERE.

I WILL TEL L YOU NOW.

IT IS::

:::

::

,....

The joker in a schoolgirl uniform.

hawt. ist.

THEJOKERINASCHOOLGIRLUNIFORM@THEJOKERINASCHOOLGIRLUNIFORM.COM !

mmmmmmmm.

EDIT!!!!::::::::;

lok, ive got MANY more sexy joker in woman clothes things!!!!! (it would be much hotter witha man body, but i will take what I can get.)

mmmmmmmmm!

mmmmmmm- whata cutie! !hawt!

f oh yeah!!! it is HAWT!!!

MM MMM mMMMMMM!!! oh yes.

WHAT!?!? Now how'd THAT get in there@@!!

mmmm. that was sexual indeed.

 you are  michael keaton so then i can FUCK HIM>

   

I just answered bullshit this Featuredsuckmydick Question, bullshit, you can answer FUCKit tosuckfucko!

bullshit keaton FEATURED

Oh my god. I just watched MICHAEL KEATON BASH SOMEONE IN THE HEAD WITH THE GOLF CLUB!!!!!!!!

NOW IM REALLY EXCITED!!!!!!!!!! it was on youtube, and it was just this woman walking around and saying kitty repeatedly and walking, and then michael keaton BASHED SOMEONE IN THE HEAD WITH THE GOLF CLUB!!

NOW IM REALLY EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THEN I GOT EXCITED BECAUSE I WAS PROMPTED TO THINK OF TH E JOKER IN WMOOENS CLOTHING AND IT WAS THE HAWTEST@@!! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

I like him in it. . .it's so. . . humiliating for him. to be wearing a woman clothe. and yet HE DOESNT CARE. AHHHAAH. for he is FUCKING INSANE and he doesnt give a FLYING FUCKING FUCK IF HES WEARING THE WOMAN CLOTHE AHAHHA. mmm. hawt. he will still shoot you down with a FUCKING MACHINE GUN IN A WOMAN CLOTHE>

he dont givve a fuCIIKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!
AHAHH i want his tongue to penetrate me in several places. you know that tongue that he keeps smacking his lips with . mmmmmmmmmmmmm.

THE BULLSHIT KEATON

OH YEAH BECAUSE I JUST WATCHED HIM.

okay so im watching the movie right now. it is the lady who walks around. she says kitty. she says it a few more times, LOUD MUSIC!! oh no, back to her again. well, she keeps doing it. walking i mean. and then michael keaton  JUST BASHED THE GUY IN THE HEAD WITH THE GOLF CLUB!!

oooooooooooh he's soooo manic and angry

and now now.  ..

okay so let me show you some things.

MMMMMMM HMMM HMM HMMokay so this is michael keaton.

. ..

mmmmmmm.

i like it .

okay now this is girl joker an di like it because its HAWT.

okay and now this is a hoomosexual with legs that are long and rigid, and its also freddie mercury.

. . mmmmmmmmmmm. hawt.

..

mmmmmm. i want his lips to have sex with me.

OMG !! I JUST Watched.. . MICHAEL KEATOn, BASH A MAN OVER THE HEAD WITH A GOLF CLUB!! IT WAS SO GOOD!! I HAD TO WATCH IT 9 MORE TIMES BEFORE I COULD STOP!!!

mm.

well see it was kind of hawt when he hit th eman, because he looked wild. and it was really crazy, and wild. and so it was like extra hawt.well see michael keaton has crazy head. and eyes, his eyes are hawt.

okay so this is what i do in my spare time. i get michael keaton heads and put beetlejuice colors on his head so that he looks like beetlejuice. then i can see how much he looks like beetlejuice, and compare it, and then i can pretend it is beetlejuice. i did this with 5 micahel keaton heads!!

 .

okay so this is michael keaton.

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 ..

okay so this one here is dumb.

and its girl joker!! yay~!!!! hawt . mmm. i'd totally tap that. tap that sweet little ass. tap it lal night. or should i say, knight.

 . . hmm heh hmmm. mmmmmmmmmmm.....

heh .

actually, yes i would tap that. as the men say. i suppose i could say it in this situation, since it is girl joker . like  if it was regular joker, i would not say that i would tap that. but since it is girl joker i will say that i would tap that.

mmm she's cute. but im not a gay.

okay. ..wait. ..

okay so this one here is stupid.

i remember when i watched batman.

i was a young poor girl, last january i'd beleive. i was lonely, so lonely. the only meaning and significance my life had was Beetlejuice and Michael keaton.  Once, i snuck away from my mom's christmas concert with all her shit catholic school kids and the shit babies in the pews, and i left, under the moonlight, in the coldness, to go to the graveyard . i knew it was futile, everyone knew it was futile. but i went anyway, and some distant little corner of hope in me lead me to the graves. and i called mister juicey's name 3 times into the night, wanting him, hoping he'd come. but he did not come. however, i did jump in front of cars that were leaving the concert and they thought perhaps, hopefully, that i was on methanphetamines.

and then as i was saddened that mister juicey would never come for me, I looked up into the night, and i saw a spotlight, against the clouds and moon, going back and forth. it was probably for Wrigley's SUBARUS, but i sayd, "loook, dead people, it tis batman. tis micahel keaton. for me."

.

okay so this is another thing of michael keaton that i put beetlejuice paint on. Here as you can see, he is young. So I assume it was beetlejuice when he was younger. But then I thought, "but when beetlejuice was younger, he probably was alive. I mean, ghosts don't age, correct?"

But anyway, that's what I like to do in my spare time. I also type in michael keaton's name in google. I type it in for hours. In school for the last half of my senior year, every study hall 9th period after lunch I would joyously go down to the library and go on the computer and google Michael Keaton's name for 45 minutes. I would be sad to leave, but I always knew I had tomorrow. The next day, i did the same thing. It was the funnest times. The best times. The beautifully stupidly retarded so fucking retarded it's just so goddmaned retarded that it's absurdly hilarious times. i mean, it's true genius beauty, that activity. true, and it is so beautiful, that i shant stand to think of it any longer, and so i will put it out of my mind.

okay so that's stupid.

This movie on youtube of michael keatno bashing the guy's head in is making me want to have sex. He grabs this woman, the one that says kitty and walks, and he slams her against the wall.

"kitty. "

bleeding man:AAW!!

"oh where have you been! kitty, kitty!! KITTY!!"

LOUD NOISE!!

"AOUH!"

[YOU CROSSED THELAND]

[YOUR IN MY HOME. YOUR IN MY PRIVATE THING.] (keaton.)

YOUR IN MY LIFE YOU INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE.

{CRUNCH.}

"AOAEIOAOEIJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOO!!!!!!!!!!!"

(inaudible.)

anyway, i'll stop it at that. IT is so sexy, that it makes me want to have sex. it gets me horny.

it gets me really horny, because when i listen to it with the speaker really close to my ear because i cant turn it up loud because my family is sleeping elsewhere in my house and they might get frightened by the sound effects; it gets me horny because micahel keaton's voice is a very low gargly whisper, and it is much louder than the other sound effects and so it penetrates through the speaker surprisingly pungently and likewise penetrates my ear, and it startles me. but it also gets me wet.

mm. now im wet.

mm. now i am all wet. what am i supposed to do because i'm so wet?

i know! I'll look at nurse joker. that'll help me.

Oh no! Nurse joker didn't get me un-wet, she just made me more wet! Oh, why was i so dumb as to thing that would be a good solution to my problem??

Well, i guess then, i'll look at Michael Keaton's Batman. It will probably solve all of my problems.

oh no, NO! Boy, was i smart. MIchael keaton's batman didn't help me out one iota more than girl joker. infact, michael keaton's batman just made me even more wet! Plus it is stupid.

What am I going to do now?

i know! I'll watch maniacal psychopathic wild-eyed crazy insane manic MIchael keaton in Pacific heights bashing the guy's skull in again, and raping that girl!! mmmmmm. it's so hot!

I'll be back in a second!

mmmmm, it's so sexy. But it just made me hornier. oh well, i like it like this!!

mm, horny!!

mmm.

mmmmmmmmm. look! it's girl joker! i want her tongue to penetrate my vagina. that would be the tops. It looks just so wild in the movie, that it looks like it would feel just very very good indeed. mmm.

mmm i want to have sex with it.

..

mmmmm. i would have sex with it.

..

mmmm.

mm. what??

mmmmm.

 mmmmm.

WWWELL SEE, REMEMBER HOW I WANT TO FUCK BEETLEJUICE AND THEN FREDDIE MERCURY!?!?!? AND THEN I WANT TO FUCK THE JOKER BECAUSE HE IS SICK AND EVIL AND THEREFORE I LOVE HIM AND FEEL SOOO SYMPATHETICALLY BAD FOR POOR MISTER JOKER WHO PROBABLY GOT TRAUMATIZED AS A CHILD AND THAT"S WHY HE"S SO FUCKED UP AND SO I JUST FEEL SOOO BAAAADDDD FOR HIM POOR MISTER JOKER AND I WANT TO HAVE BEATEN-PUPPY SYMPATHY SEX WITH HIM TO MAKE HIM FEEL BETTER AND MAKE UP FOR ALL THE LACK AND IN A PHYSICAL METAPHOR SUCK ON HIS SCARS TENDERLY AND RIDE HIM SLOWLY AND JUST MAKE HIM FEEL EXTRA EXTRA GOOD AND POOR MISTER JOKER I CAN SAVE HIM BECAUSE UNDER ALL THAT EVILNESS HE"S JUST A POOR LITTLE JOKER WHO JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED AND WAS  DEVOID OF IT AND SO LIKE I SAID< BEATENPUPPY SYMPATHY SEX AND WELL IT GETS ME VERY HOT THE FACT THAT HE WAS ABUSED AND SO HE CAN TAKE OUT ALL OFHIS INSANE RAGE AND FUCK-UPEDNESS OUT ON MY CUNT IN ANGRY FEAR SEX WHICH IS THE CONVERSE OF THE PITY SEX BUT IT ALL OF IT STILL IS COMPENSATIONAL SEX.

WELL LOOK AT THIS!!

HERE! LOOK!!

IT IS A MACZING! 

READY??

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this is the most exquisit thing that has ever happened to me.

oah by the way that is like omg hot because that is the hawtest part because he is dressed like a nurse omg hes female omg that is like the hawtest part

oah by the way that is like omg hot because that is the hawtest part because he is dressed like a nurse omg hes female omg that is like the hawtest part

oah by the way that is like omg hot because that is the hawtest part because he is dressed like a nurse omg hes female omg that is like the hawtest partoah by the way that is like omg hot because that is the hawtest part because he is dressed like a nurse omg hes female omg that is like the hawtest partoah by the way that is like omg hot because that is the hawtest part because he is dressed like a nurse omg hes female omg that is like the hawtest partoah by the way that is like omg hot because that is the hawtest part because he is dressed like a nurse omg hes female omg that is like the hawtest parto ah by the way that is like omg hot because that is the hawtest part because he is dressed like a nurse omg hes female omg that is like the hawtest part

OMG, that is like the hawtest. the hawtest. omg that is like the hawtest. omg. it is the hawt.

omg that is like the hawtest. omg. it is the hawt.

oh i also married a centipede in my basement true story

 OMG OMG OMG OMG

I WAS TYPIGN IN MICHAEL KEATON IN GOOGLE AGAIN FOR 2 AND A HALF HOURSE, AND GUESS WHAT!! SOME BRILLIANT PERSON SAID THEY FOUND THIS PEICE OF TEXT IN A BOTTLE ON THE STREET!!! I BELEIVE THAT HE WROTE IT< BUT I DONT KNOW!! BUT IT IS THE MOST BRILLIANT THING@@!

FOR THIS GUY HAS CAPTURED MICHAEL KEATON EXACTLY AS I HAVE ENVISIONED HIM. THIS IS LIKE, RIGHT ON. TOP NOTCH. THIS IS THE MICHAEL KEATON THAT I HAVE IMITATED AND MADE FUN OF FOR MONTHS.

WHOEVER WROTE THIS IS BRILLIANT>

I DID NOT WRITE THIS

I DID NOT WRITE THIS

I REPEAT, I DID NOT WRITE THIS

WHOEVER WROTE THIS IS BRILLIANT.

I MUST SAVE IT FOR FUTURE READINGS.

FILMS THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN IMPROVED IF MICHAEL KEATON REPLACED CHRISTIAN BALE

a list

by

michael keaton

EMPIRE OF THE SUN

Actually, I'll let him have this. I'm sure I got offered this. I got offered everything. But I couldn't take it. Because I was off doing a little film called TIM BURTON'S BATMAN which went onto make HALF A BILLION FUCKING DOLLARS WORLDWIDE. I heard he was plenty cute in it though. Good for him. Do you know who else got by on being cute? Moose. You know Moose. He's THE FUCKING DOG FROM FRASIER. And I have it on good authority that he was a cherry when he made this film. Course he was Keaton, he was 12, you say. Well I was FUCKING SINCE I WAS SIX. And it wasn't because I was cute, I can tell you that for nothing. Next:

LITTLE WOMEN

I was always a fan of the book. I really like books. Not many people know that about me. This is another project that I had to turn down. The character of Teddy was eighteen. I was in my thirties at the time. Not saying I couldn't do it. Just didn't want to. Why not, you may ask? Well, dear reader, at the time I was making a little film called TIM BURTON'S BATMAN RETURNS. Apparently some people thought that the first film was so good that they wanted to see more. Maybe it didn't make the change that the first film made, but it did bring the overall haul of the series to two hundred million shy of a BILLION FUCKING DOLLARS. How much did Little Women make? What's that? Oh yeah. NO ONE GIVES A SHIT.

AMERICAN PSYCHO

Now this was a role I pursued vehemently. After I had retired from mainstream acting so as not to saturate the industry with unmatchable quality in cinema acting, I decided that American Psycho was the film to announce my return to my old friend, Joe and Josephine Q. Public. I didn't audition. Why not? BECAUSE I'M MICHAEL FUCKING KEATON, that's why. I got a hold of the book and highlighted paragraphs and dialogue that I felt would do both myself and the book justice. I showed up on the first day of filming wearing a suit. "Where do you want me to stand?" I asked the director, who was some ..:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />Hollywood chick that miraculously I hadn't gotten round to banging yet. Unlike Courtney Cox. You see, dear reader, I BANGED COURTNEY COX. Go on. Ask her? She'll probably be too busy orgasming at the mention of my name to give you a straight answer. Anyway, the BULL DYKE DIRECTOR asked me to be escorted from the set of the film. I thought that she wanted me to do some METHOD SHIT so I bit one of the SECURITY GUARDS IN THE THROAT. When I got thrown outside I was like FUCK THIS SHIT and went home. That's probably when they got LAST MINUTE BALE to sub for me. The one thing that I've always respected about Christian Bale as an actor is his availability. I just went home and, knowing me, probably banged someone. Fuck 'em.

REIGN OF FIRE

Two words: Matthew Mc Connaughy. Alright, that's three. Or two and a half. Damn, I wanted this all to be CATCHY but now I've gotten myself into a grammatical quandary. Whenever some punk asks me for my autograph while I'm hitting on some tail (not so much anymore, word must have gotten around THANK GOD) and I say: "Two words: I'm busy" they never correct me. But why would they? They're piss licking ball sweat drinking fuck turds AND I'M MICHAEL FUCKING KEATON. So yeah, back to my original point, two words that I didn't do this film. Matthew Mc Connaughy.  Is a name a word? Someone should find that out for me. But if you see me on the street don't stop me and tell me. Just slip it into a line of ONE OF THE MANY MAINSTREAM SCRIPTS that I still get offered every day. That'd be nice.

THE MACHINIST

One of my passions in life is cheese. My "Michael Keaton Hosted Hollywood Cheese Party Get Togethers" has become something of legend around the City of Angels. SEAN PENN brings the BRIE. HARRISON FORD brings the BLUE NUN. WARREN BEATTY doesn't bring anything so he STOPPED GETTING INVITED. We drink and eat cheese and TRASH MAIL BOXES with BITS OF BUSSES. The script described Trevor Resnik as being like "a walking skeleton". When I met with the producer, my first question was "Define Skeleton". "Well, it's the bones of the body". "Would I have to lose weight for the role?" "Maybe a little…" but I was gone. Was I fair to the cinema going public who had to indulge Mr. Bale's skinny whingey bullshit. Losing weight does not make you a good actor. If that was the case then the Olsen twins would be MARLON BRANDO. I wasn't fair to the public but I was true to myself and my Wensleydale. And who knows, maybe Christian Bale will be at one of my legendary cheese parties one of these days. AS A FUCKING WAITER!

BATMAN BEGINS

They say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Its not. Somebody saying that you're great and buying you an EXPENSIVE PRESENT to prove it is. Samuel L Jackson gave me a DIAMOND SWORD with "To Michael Keaton, you're great, Samuel L Jackson" inscribed on the side. Nice.

I was loaded one night after YET ANOTHER SEXUAL CONQUEST and decided to give the little scum muncher a call to give him some advice. He was filming in Iceland which SOUNDS TOO FUCKING COLD so I called collect.
"Bale", I yelled.

"Is this….is this Michael Keaton?"

"Call me sir you little shit".

"Yes sir. Sorry sir. What can I do for you sir?"

"I wanted to give you some advice about playing Batman".

"I'm all ears".

"Alright. Its very important….while playing Batman… that you…. EAT MY GRANDMOTHERS CORN FILLED SHIT".

"Yes Sir".

"You're going to do that, right?"
"Yes Sir, Mr Keaton, Sir".

"Now fuck off".

I hung up.

The film came out a year later. What a goddamned mess. Correct me if I'm wrong, but in the comics didn't Batman have a PAIR OF TESTICLES. Maybe they got snapped off by his utility belt.

Another thing that I felt distracting about Mr Bale's performance was the fact that HIS TITS WERE BIGGER THEN KIM BASSINGERS. I thought this was supposed to be the Batcave, not Hooters. Put them away love.

All in all, humiliating. I'm glad that I wasn't approached because it would have interfered with my 2005 Summer Blockbuster smash HERBIE: FULLY LOADED which, according to my dry cleaner, went on to make an unprecedented history book re-writing THREE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS WORLDWIDE. What did your Bat movie make Bale? What's that? Jack shit? That's a shame. Cause if you'd have made JACK FROST then you'd be the NUMBER ONE MOST BANKABLE STAR IN THE WORLD and they'd have been so embarrassed by your bankability that TO PAY YOU WOULD BE AN INSULT.

Well that's all. I gotta run. Courtney Cox is in my bedroom dressed up as a CUBE OF BRIE.

The end.

Get fucked,

Michael Keaton.

OMG WASNT THAT THE GREASST THING IN TEH OMG OM GOM GOM GOMMG  O

AH hAH HA!! HAHAHA!! HAHAHAHAAHHA!!!! (in the tune of jingle bells.)

I am also becoming sexually attracted to cars!! I especially like SUVs, like those big broad clunky ones. mmmmm. I like when they dance to my music in my car with their turn signals. They dont even know they're doing it. I AM IN CONTROL!!! the other day at a parking lot in a Ruby Teusday's, i happened to trip and my hand , as it reached to steady itself, became accidentally placed on a big fat white SUV. it was quite an erotic moment, but i couldn't continue it because the people in the SUV saw me.

Anyway, my attraction to cars has become quite distracting on the road, and it's been WWWWWWWWWWWWWW AWQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ troublesome

ooh that's hot. is he smiling or not smiling? is he a girl or a boy? I cannot tell!! Oh ho! AWW! and AWW! and fa and and GRAAAAAAA!! FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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OOPS! HE HEE! SORRY!!

thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaI was looking for a centipede downstairs that could keep me company because i am lonely and i was lonely and it could sit with me and then i t could co on me and then sensual touchings with his legs to my lips would occur and it would be very sensual and erotic and also but then he was never there.

.

Why do no centipedes show up for me?

AAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW!!AAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW!!! AH!! Look how sexy that man is! Oh he is a sexy sexy mannmmmmmmmmmm, oh yes. he is sooooooo sexxxxxxxxxyyyyyyyyy mmmmmm but and though mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

but he is a crushed.

GRAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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let me show you all what i am attracted to!!!

WAIT I MEAN THIS ONE  i want to have sex wth it

i want to have sex with it

but especially this one.

WHAT I FIND ATTRACTIVE What i am attracted to!

WHAT I FIND ATTRACTIVE What i am attracted to!

Let me show you WHATFIND ATTRACTIVE What i am attracted ATTRACTIVE What i am attracted show you all what i am attracted to!!!

WHAT I FIND ATTRACTIVE What i am ATTRACTIVE What i am attracted to!

Let me show you WHATFIND ATTRACTIVE  What i am What i am What i am

LET ME SHOW YOU ALL WHAT I AM ATTRACTED TO@!!!

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOH NO A HOMOASEXUSAL!! ATRAT

AGRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OH NO!!

I I  I I  IIII III TEEEETH!! GRAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I wish i could've ended there, for it would be the funniest ending.

But no. i will continue.

YESIM WHANIGINB SUCH A GOOD TIME IMM HAVNNA  BALLLLL IF YOU WANNA HAVE A GOOD TIME JUST GIVE ME A CALL ODONT SOTPCUS IAM NAVIG NA  GOOD TIME YES IMA HAVEING A GOOD TIME I DONG WNANT STOP AT ALLL IM S A ROCET SHEKP AON MY WAIY TO MARS ON A COLLIESION COURSE IM OUT OF THCOMETRL IMA SSEX

i am a sex mashcine. readly to rlelond like an atom bomb i go and then explode.

MM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OTODAY I WATCED THE LTITLTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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OMG SO LIKE THE LITTLES FINALLY CAME FROM LIKE ZANZIBAR FROM LNETFLIX LIKE IT WAS SO GAY BECAUSE LIKE WELL THEY SAID IT WOULD COME BU T IT DID NOT COME BWCAUSE IT HAD TO B E SHIPPED FROM A FORENGIN COUNTY AND I SWAS SLIKE WTF@!??!!??!??!?!?!?!
SO THEN I WAITEED AND HTE LTTEKLLITLES DID NOT COME SO I WAITED AND THEY DSIITIL DID NOT COME AND

WELL

OMG I LISTEN TO DONT STIP ME NOW IN FAST MOTION!!!

IT IS THE GREATREST!!

I WISH I COULD TURN IT UP BUT ITS TOO FAST!!AND MY

I MEAN LOUD!! AND MY AUNT IS SLEEPING!!

GUT ITS THE BEST!!
i SISIW IISTH I COULD TURN IT UP LOUD!
ITS SO FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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OYHHH FMMMISTER FARAUHNIHIGHTT!!!

oh anyway, so the littles had to be shipped from zanzibar. and i was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!??!?!

OMG, so they said it would come, but it never did, because it wsa like so far away. so like I KEPT LOOKING IN THE MAIL BUT IT WOUNDT COME!! MMM IMS SO IPPIISED!

THEN TODAY IT CAME!!

and i watched the littels.

and then i wenrented shawn of the dea.d MAMM!!!

it played DONT STOP ME NOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


WHEN UI LIESTNE TO I TI WI I WANT TO FUCK SOMEONE BECAUE JOFIOEWJOWOJEGJOIESG

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weaw;oeijfoaweijf ;aowije i wish i wamw jMMANNNIIC
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AND THEN well we RWERINTED BEETLEJUICE BECAUSE WELL MCIHEALK KEATON UT I WATCHED IT TOO MANY TIMES AND NOW ITS FLAT AND MMM I LOVE BEETLJUICE SOOOS EXY BUT THE REST OF THE MOVIE IS FLAT!!

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THIS SONG IS THE MANIC SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

its like, a commercial: all they do is play "dont stop me now." then they say, "have you been experiencing any of what just was said? You may be suffering from Bipolar disorder. Please contanct your doctor for LITHIOIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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oh the pain. the pain . it seeps through me. .. . .it. . . . ....i'm sort of whoozy at the moment, but. . . .i still look up into the  . .Into the sky, foklks. .. . i odoooo. . . ..

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.. .. My time was coming. .. . . .. ..  .

and i watched the littles. and i watched the littesl and i watched the littles and it was. ..

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It was. .  .. ..>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

GOOD.

starrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. .. i was leaping through the . .. SKKyyyyyyyyy

uyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy like a  . .

the littles i needed to finda centipeded. i needed to find a centipede. i needed to find one................................................and sooooooooooooo

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oh well i rented beetlejuice again today YUM!

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IIII WIIISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHI WWWWAAAAASSSSSS
MSAAAAAAAAAAAANIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCC
AND THEN well we RWERINTED BEETLEJUICE BECAUSE WELL MCIHEALK KEATON UT I WATCHED IT TOO MANY TIMES AND NOW ITS FLAT AND MMM I LOVE BEETLJUICE SOOOS EXY BUT THE REST OF THE MOVIE IS FLAT!!

IIII WIIISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHI WWWWAAAAASIIIIeaw;oeijfoaweijf ;aowije i wish i wamw jMMANNNIIC
IIII WIIISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHI WWWWAAAAASSSSSS
MSAAAAAAAAAAAANIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCC
AND THEN well we RWERINTED BEETLEJUICE BECAUSE WELL MCIHEALK KEATON UT I WATCHED IT TOO MANY TIMES AND NOW ITS FLAT AND MMM I LOVE BEETLJUICE SOOOS EXY BUT THE REST OF THE MOVIE IS FLAT!!

IIII WIIISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHI WWWWAAAAASIIII  eaw;oeijfoaweijf ;aowije i wish i wamw jMMANNNIIC
IIII WIIISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHI WWWWAAAAASSSSSS
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AND THEN well we RWERINTED BEETLEJUICE BECAUSE WELL MCIHEALK KEATON UT I WATCHED IT TOO MANY TIMES AND NOW ITS FLAT AND MMM I LOVE BEETLJUICE SOOOS EXY BUT THE REST OF THE MOVIE IS FLAT!!

IIII WIIISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHI WWWWAAAAASIIII eaw;oeijfoaweijf ;aowije i wish i wamw jMMANNNIIC
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SO, today, i was feeling very -------------------------------------, because uhm, well, the craving and need for the humanic love and praise, and also to sing karaeoke, was like a searing knife plunged into my stomach and then tore across it, slowly, so all spills into the night! It was also like a very large thing of metal, after being put into flames, being shoved down my throat and landing, very nicely placed, in the pit of my stomach, turning my innards black and creating a scream so deep that my eyes roll back and I dangle over the side of the chair.

Twas the need, folks, to be the best. In karaeeoeoakeoeo. I have such the need. such the need. I declared, someone shall die because of it. I must karoaoieke, i must. i must, and well,

But let me tell you what else, I will tell you a secret! Well like I wrote it in my diary, with the pink flowers, but oh the saranade,  i will release it here! Well, in my girlish parts, all day long, all day long, ! I lay on my bed and listen to Queen, becauwe I stole over to the best buy and got it - 50 songs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And as I do, I lightly bring the inscenece, unlit, up to my sensitive nose, and stroke it across the mid-part between the nostrils, and as I do, the sweetlish voice of Freddie shoots out of teh speakers oh so loud, so loud that it hurts me and causes my ears pain, and also my mother to scream from the bottom, and also the people outside to go back indoors, and also the vibrations are making my lamps fall off my desks.But when that happens, I stroke the inscence harder (and yet lighter), serenely against my nose, and as I do, I sigh and my eyes close in tight little half circles, and my shoulders go up, and my arms clasp together like . .. baby bop. .and the trees giggle Also, the SUV's outside dance to music with their turn signals!! and I elicit a sigh from my bowels and thighs. My thighs, when presented with the serendipitous clarity of freddie's screech, quiver and then unconsciously gyrate and rub together, moving with the frequency of a uh.weed whacker. In the vibrations.                 .   And when his voice shoots up as fine and as pure as a shooting star through clear black space, it also metaphorically shoots up my vagina and into my womb, where it resonates for a few hours, making me quake and quiver, and then afterwards it slides back out gingerly and unintrusively, and returns back to the CD where it was produced. It's homeland.               . .    . And i laid like this, in the rubble of my sheets, without showers or bathing, for 5 days - the filth from my skin sloshed out onto my pillows and blankets and created a foamy casing for me that I marinated in - nay, I did not only marinate in bodily waste, but also in the voice of mister mercury, whose is as finely tuned and pitch perfect as a perfectly multi-faceted super-diamond and i was engulfed in it, and for many moons it gave me many orgasms. Oh and the insence was there too and the inscence sometimes i would put it in my vagina then back to my nose and then it smeelled like cunty insence.            In my mind, the noxious fumes from the filth entered my brain and put me on a trip, and so I ventured through many lifetimes and galaxies, where I made love to mister mercury 712 times, alternating between young-transvestitey version and stalin-pornstary version though every time he was wearing red and purple summerbeach long-pants, and each time was accompanied by a uniquely sounding bell, ringing in tones that do not exist in our spacial universe.

This takes us back forward in time to my current state a few hours ago: I wanted to sing kareaoeokee, and after many happy day of walk around the neighborhood getting orgasms from my cd player (because it was playing there too and it felt good) and orgasms, and then.

Then, i became rather scared. the fear returnedm. Life was empty, it was not the best. Nothing mattered, there was no point. Everything was meaningless and futile. All my endeavors would eventually be swallowed up by that damned time in a few years. my existance meant nothing. Also, i was manic, and i needed to do ckakreonke, but there was no kareoeoaik!!!!!!!! So my imagination, in its sad flailing state, desperately sought out fantasies to fill the void, some sort of comfort, and It happened to land on a rather interesting one.

I wanted meat. I wanted the meat down my throat. I wanted it to be stuffed down in there and choke me. This meat woudl be preferably that of mister mercury. I wanted freddie's meat. I wanted freddie's meat down my throat. As i watched kathy griffin, i thought, ' i do not care about his bi-ness or gay-ness or homo-ness or what ever the hell it is. i want his meat.' down my throat. I wanted his meat down my throat. nice and off-white sort-of-brown meat i craved it. i craved to kneel down in front of him, and have it slap my face a bit and then sort of like, tease my hungry mouth by moving around my lips yet not going in, as he sings another one bites the dust and does his little between-lyric moans, and then (well see, my arms are tied heehee HO HUM!) and also my legs and by the sheer need and achiness and pain of my meat-neeedings, i will muster the strenghth to put it in my mouth, but it wont even matter because right after he will take his hand and place iton the back of my head and then impale my throat with himself. This would all occur when he is wearing one of those skin tight, rediculously flamboyant glamerous, homosexual leotards that are retarded. But it get me offYAH! YAH!! GET ME OFF it get. me off YAH HAUY YUA@ As i contineued to watch kathy griffin, i thought 'but what form is he in, stalin or young-transvestitey?" well, i was confused about this. Mostly though, i envisioned him young-transvestitey. for the stalin version scares me and it's just too hairy porn star, plus, i already went through a faze of wanting to fuck stalin, and reminders of that would just bring me back to the horrible break up (in my head) and ex problems. You know, like ex problems, like when you are like breaking up with your ex, like you know your ex boyfriend.                     because ive done it before.               ive had many exes................ yousee, my relationships do NOT do NOT occur soleley in my imagination with people that dont exist Not at all!! NOT AT ALL!! NOT AT ALL!! NOT AT ALL!! NOT AT ALL!! NOT ATL ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!! STOP!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! I HAVE REAL RELATIONSHIPS YOU SEE, SEE? SEE YAY!! HEHE YAY! ahahh!! it makes me so happy because of all my real relationships! AHAHAHAH!!  SSEE?? i laUGH BECAUSE IM SO HAPPY BECAUSE OF ALL MY RELL RELATIONSHIPS THAT ARE REAl!!! AHAH AHAH! AH! AH! AH ! AH! IT S FUNNY. ITS FUN.NY AN.D IT IS FUNNY. AND.

SEE?? I HAVE REAL RELATIONSHIPS AND THAT IS WHY I DON'T NEED TO ESCAPE INTO MY HEAD WITH PARTLY HOMOSEXUAL SINGERS THAT ARE DEAD FROM AIDS BECAUSE THEIR VOICE MAKES ME ORGASM AND THIGNS.

omnce i had a boyfriend once. his name was . rian.     like ryan but like with an i like rian.we went out once, and we got some friench fried potatoes and a chocolatfe strawberry shake with cherry sprinkles. he took me to a movie, i think it was called like attack of the angry blob and then he made out, we made out in his baby-blue convertable s class and then he said lets have sex and i said no!

see???? i do have boyfriends and things, becasue i just told you a story about it. so its real.

anyway, back to meat.

As i pictured this very nice, somewhat satisfying fantasy in my head (freddie's meat sliding in and out of my throat while getting steadily lubed because of my drool and his like pre-cum and things) as i watched kathy griffin, and when i licked it just right he would shreik in his fantastically airy-ish waaaaaaaaaaaa niceness that goes so high up, it makes all of those whack-a-bell stands at carnivals get their bells wacked, and it peirces roofs of buildings and connects in a verticle line with a far-away, distant solemn star. And when i licked it another very nice way he would sometimes go HEY!! - no - HAEY!! like HAAY! or "eeaAAH!" or like "YeeAAH" or "HAeeAH!" like, just like a random sexy airy noise he makes for no reason, which is very hard to pheonetically spell. it is hard to capture it with letters, because some letters are fuzations of other letters or not even letters at all . i think it would be a lot of help if i had one of those half-a-half-e things, like dAEMon or whatever the hell that is.

anyway, they sound like he's having very fun exciting orgasm while perhaps flailing his arms, and he makes those HAEY! noises and it summons vaginal secretion from my vaginal.

Anyway, this was going on pretty nicely in my head, and then i thought - waint -- oh no, wait. See, the fear was returning. insignificance was clouding my mind. need for love and atttention cut a big fucking hole through my torso. void. VOID! VOID!!!

i needed more.

MORE!!

 i needed more meat.

MORE MEAT!!

so then i started picturing mister juicey's nice familiar meat also sliding in and out of my throat. his meat is familiar, for i've sucked it and ate it a thousand times in my mind. Then, both freddie and mister juicey competed for my mouth-hole, and they just clogged me up, clogged me like a fucking drain full of hair. after a shower. nay, draino can do nothing for this clog! I choke, i spatter!!

yousee, when i listen to mister mercury through the headphones so it's penetrating my ears just how i like it, it is like an injection of speed or something, a hit of coke, and i feel an incredible need to chew on something. i feel this horrible compulsion to grab my bed post with my mouth or anything near by and just start gnawing on it. I was confused by this reaction, which i also have when i hear mister juicey talk in his very juicey voice. Now though, i know - I simply crave his meat. i simply am very horny, and i must have the genetalia, the manhood, of whatever creature was able to produce such angelic heavenly xenithic sounds, shoved right in my mouth. i must have it. the creature could be a large . . . uh .. elk thing .. (or a stalinistic porn star for that matter) -- anything, i dont care, i must consume the pleasure parts of the one who utters such bliss.

OH!! HOW JOVIAL!! WHAT A JUBILEE OF SONGS!! WHAT JOYISH NESS!! OH!! OH IT MAKES ME SPUTTER AND FROCK!! ITR TAKES ME ABACK< SO I CLUTCH MY BREAST AND GO OOH! OAH HO!!! I AM TAKEN ABACK AND SUPRISED BY THE JOVIALITY!! oH, LUST AND HEAVEN!! oh!! AND SO I SHALL REMAIN, FOR DAYS, ENRAPTURED BY THESE SONGS, AND YES, I MUST LATCH ONTO AN IDEAL, YES. WE ALL NEED ONE, WE DO. BUT I'D RATHER HAVE  A PARTIALLY EXAGGERATED IDEAL THAN NONE AT ALL. oh, OH LUST AND HEAVEN!!

OH, FLAMBOYANCE!! PURE, UNADULTERATED, FLAM!!! BOY!!!!!!!

OH, CENTIPEDES!! i want to have sex with a centipede that sings like mister freddie and i want to put it on my tongueput it on my tongueput it on my tongue put it on my tongue put it on my tongueput it on my tongueput it on my tongue i want to put it on my tongueput it on my tongueput it on my tongue put it on my tongue put it  i want to put it on my tongueput it on my tongueput it on my tongue put it on my tongue put it  i want to put it on my tongueput it on my tongueput it on my tongue put it on my tongue put it  i want to put it on my tongueput it on my tongueput it on my tongue put it on my tongue put it  i want to put it on my tongueput it on my tongueput it on my tongue put it on my tongue put it  i want to put it on my tongueput it on my tongueput it on my tongue put it on my tongue put it  my tongue put it on my tongue put it on my tongueput it on my tongueput it on my tongue i w ant to put it on my tongueput it on my tongueput it on my tongue put it on my tongue put it  i want to put it on my tong ueput it on my tongueput it on my tongue put it on my tongue put it  i want to put it on my tongueput it on my tongueput it on my tongue put it on my tongue put it  i want to put it on my tongueput it on my tongueput it on my tongue put it on my tongue put it  i want to put it on my tongueput it on my tongueput it on my tongue put it on my tongue put it  i want to put it on my tongueput it on my tongueput it on my tongue put it on my tongue put it  my tongue put it on my tongue put it on my tongueput it on my tongueput it on my tongue i want to put it on my tongueput it on my tongueput it on my tongue put it on my tongue put it  i want to put it on my tongueput it on my tongueput it on my tongue put it on my tongue put it  i want to put it on my tongueput it on my tongueput it on my tongue put it on my tongue put it  i want to put it on my tongueput it on my tongueput it on my tongue put it on my tongue put it  i want to put it on my tongueput it on my tongueput it on my tongue put it on my tongue put it  i want to put it on my tongueput it on my tongueput it on my tongue put it on my tongue put it tongue put it on my tongue put it  i want to put it on my tongueput it on my tongueput it on my tongue put it on my tongue put it  i want to put it on my tongueput it on my tongueput it on my tongue put it on my tongue put it  i want to put it on my tongueput it on my tongueput it on my tongue put it on my tongue put it  i want to put it on my tongueput it on my tongueput it on my tongue put it on my tongue put it  my tongue put it on my tongue put it on my tongueput it on my tongueput it on my tongue i want to put it on my tongueput it on my tongueput it on my tongue put it on my tongue put it  i want to put it on my tongueput it on my tongueput it on tongue put it on my tongue put it  i want to put it on my tongueput it on my tongueput it on my tongue put it on my tongue put it  i want to put it on my tongueput it on my tongueput it on my tongue put it on my tongue put it  i want to put it on my tongueput it on my tongueput it on my tongue put it on my tongue put it  i want to put it on my tongueput it on my tongueput it on my tongue put it on my tongue put it  my tongue put it on my tongue put it on my tongueput it on my tongueput it on my tongue i want to put it on my tongueput it on my tongueput it on my tongue put it on my tongue put it  i want to put it on my tongueput it on my tongueput it ontongue put it on my tongue put it  i want to put it on my tongueput it on my tongueput it on my tongue put it on my tongue put it  i want to put it on my tongueput it on my tongueput it on my tongue put it on my tongue put it  i want to put it on my tongueput it on my tongueput it on my tongue put it on my tongue put it  i want to put it on my tongueput it on my tongueput it on my tongue put it on my tongue put it  my tongue put it on my tongue put it on my tongueput it on my tongueput it on my tongue i want to put it on my tongueput it on my tongueput it on my tongue put it on my tongue put it  i want to put it on my tongueput it on my tongueput it on

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 OKAY so i went to college orientation for 4 days which was THE MOST FANTASTIC FUNNERIFIC THING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD BECAUSE OMG OMG OMG OM GO AT THE STUDENT TALENT SHWO, i mean, i couldnt beleive my ears. i couldn't believe what was going odwn. the talent show. i knew what i had to do. AND I DID. and i did AND I DID I DID

AND I SANG WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS ONCE MORE!!!!!!!! I SANG IT ACCAPELLA INFRONT OF ALL THE STUDENTS AND FLAILED MY ARMS!!! METH AGAIN!! METH!!PURE METH!!! THEY ALL CLAPPED AND CHEERED!! SOME STOOD UP!! THEY FILMED IT ON THEIR PHONES!! TWAS THE GEREATEST THING! NOT ONLY WAS ATTENTIONAL DESIRES FULFILLED, BUT I GOT TO SING AND MAKE VERY BROAD ARM GESTURES!! I DIDNOT KNOW I  WAS EVEN DOING THE BROAD ARM GESUTRUES!! bUT UPPARENTLY I WAS, AND I ALSO LIKE FOR NO REASON, LIKE SPONTANIOUSLY STICK OUT MY JKNEE, I DONT KNOW WHY, BUT I DID THOSE FUCKING ARM GUESTURES AND I HELD MY FIST TO THE SKY AND I SANG IT HAHAHHAHAH

AND THEN AND THEN, WELL YOU KNOW I'M SKIPPING OVER MOST OF THE STUFF OKAY? BUT I JUST DONT FEEL LIKE SAYING IT. SOME OTHER TIME. BUT THEN, THERE WAS LIKE A MODERATED STUEEDNT PARTY, AND WELL AFTER A WHILE OF SITTING, I KNEW I MUST DANCE. AND I DID. I DID. I DIDI. IDID. I DIDI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WENT IN THE PILE OF FOLLKS, AND I DID THE MOST RETARDED, FLAMBOYANT TINGS!! I WAS FEELING THAT RAP MUSIC, I LOVED IT, AND I FLAILED AND DID A MUTATED TINA TURNER AND SHOOK ALL OVER AND THREW MY HEAD AND IT WAS SO RETARDED BUT I DONT CARE!!!! AND THEN I MADE MY WAY TO THE MIDDLE OF THE CROWD, WHERE ALL THE BLACK KIDS WERE BUMPIN AND GRINDIN AND CROTCH FROTTAGING, AND THEN I JUST WENT IN AND LIKE BUSTED OUT WITH MY RETARDED DANCE, AND THIS GIRL WAS LIKE RANDOMLY CROTCHINGGME BUT ALL IN GOOD FUN NETHERTHELESS, SHE GRABBED MY KEY AND STRANGLED ME WITH IT WELL NOT REALLY BUT I MADE IT LOOK LIKE IT, AND THEN SOME RANDOM BLACK KID STARTED CROTCHING ME PROBABLY FOR HUMOUROUS PURPOUSES, AND THEN I BRAUSTED SOMEONE, AND IT WAS THE GREATES TAND I WENT AND I WENT AND I DID MORE AND MORE AND MORE AND I WAS SO TIRED BUT I KEPT DOING IT AND I PHYSICALLY EXHAUSTED MYSELF AND THE ONE JEW GUY SAID I LOOKED LIKE I WAS ON SPEED

BUT I WASNT ON SPEED~!!! i CANT WAIT TILL I HAVE SOME SPEED AND ooiwhOPAIHEWGOIWEHGPAEWOIGHOWIEGHPAWOIEGHPOAWEIGHOWE

OKAY. okay.

enough caps lock. So, at the college, i met a girl who had the exact same self-pity ruts and the critic who looms over her, and guess what, she loved queen!!!! and so i went and listened to it in her room and it was the bestest thing ever and it made me soooooo hyyperrer!!!!! AND IT TWAS JUST THE BEST and my love for that voice just grew exponentially, and it is very sexy and it made me very horny, and i'd like for this fantasy:

beetlejuice, with centipede legs, all twitchy, snorting coke, and singing like freddie mercury, and me fucking him. that would be, the hottest thing, that ever happened. i seriously think that when i get to college and have the ability to fuck, i will fuck a guy to we are the champions. nay, i shall ride him, RIDE HIM, and just sing that triumphant song. he will think it odd, and that this is most definitely not fucking sex music. but i will do it. DO IT!!

oh mister juicey!! i come back to my room and i want to lick him. because i saw him on my wall bvecause i drew a picture of him. there he sits. i lofe him i do, and i missed him greatly at orientation, and so i lick him AND OOh, sing for me mister juicey, in that perfectly clear, radiant voice of rainbows and crystral, SING IT LOUD AND FLAMBOYANTLY, SING IT AOUT, DO YOUR ARM GESTURES YOU MISTER JUICEY,  HOO HOO OAH!!

so like i said, I am in love with freddie mercury's voice. the sudden high notes that he reaches give me orgasms. so i think to myself, perhaps i go down the rabbit hole and see what he looks like? But i'm scared of dissapointment, and google images would be a frightening procedure. But I did anyway. I otok the risky giant leap into the unknown and potentially disasterous. And while he did look like I imagined when he was younger, you know, wearing a leatard with big hair and slightly transvestitish. . . .when he was older he reminded me of someone much different. Someone however that i used to want to fuck a long time ago(though still, the young version.)

He looked like none other than Joseph Stalin. it seems i've met my old love affair in my head again, but in a more flamboyant, emotional form. They look exactly the same, but from what i know, inside they seem to be near opposites.

well you look and see.

OKAY so this is the young version, which I actually really like. Yes I say he came out quite well. Not a dissapointment at all to me. Very good.

But then, And i don't know how many years apart this was, but HERE YOU GO.

SUDDENLY HE IS JOSEPH STALIN!! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! WTF!! it is scary. i can't even imagine someone with a mustache singing like how he sounds. But alas, tis the truth. His stare is very perverted looking. He looks like a porn star. I mean he really does.

I dont know if this is going to show up, it's taking a shit long time to load, but here he is quite the theatrical stalin!

But when he was young and in those fantastically flamboaynannnant skintight outfits, I say not bad. Not bad. I dont even care if he was bisexual and got aids from some gay sex. Infact, that might even add to the hotness.

But I say these things, and to the observant eye it seems I may be starting a transition stage of guy-fantasy-person. What exciting times! But while it may seem that way, I am pretty sure it is not. I will be in love with the voice,  but I want to stick with Mister Juicey.

I'm not through with him yet, and though it seems like I am way way late in terms of switching (it's been 7 months since the first spark), I still want to love mister juicey and I still do. Oh i just hope he doesn't fade. PLEAS  DONT FADE!! horniness is the greatest thing in the world. I want it as much as possible.

Oh. guyes. I think progression is being made. Surprising progression. For as i scrolled down my thing, i saw the centipede picture, and i actually thought it was hot. I mean hot. I mean,  i sware to god, i thought it was sexy. i just wanted to keep looking at it. Not only was it sexy, but it was so cute too. Like a fir tree (they are cute). The centipede was adorable, and how it places its legs is just so hot in that picture. So i now find centipedes so cute, and also rough-sex hot.

i cant beleive this is happenign to me. This is fucked up. I love it. It's not like full blown horniness, but folks, let me just say we're not too far away.

Mission nearly accomplished.

OH SHIT!! OH!! And at the end of orientation, the elder students "TEAM LEADERS!" forced me to preform for them. Oh hell, yes they were forcing me but little did i know i wanted to. i wanted to badly. There was only 4 or 5 of them but it was an audience, and I ..  I HAD TO. So i sang we are the champions, and then I sang somebody to love, with all the flamboyance i could muster. One of the best times i've sung it. i loved doing it i love it i love it i love i t i love it and PURE METH!!!!!!!!!! PUREE MEETH!!!!!!!!!

PURE METH

PURE METH

PURE METH

AND COKE

PURE METH
PUREM EHT
PURE MEHT

EDIT:::: I WRONTE AN UNCYCLUPEDIA ARTCLE ON MICHEAL KEATON!! I AM HAPPY!!HERE!!

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OHOh. OH, coldplay, How your yearning voice and starlit things and spacestar vocals and longing background noises make me. . . make me. .. . make me look up into the sky at night, into the stars, alone on my driveway, and reach up with a quivering hand, a grasping quivering hand -- but i cannot grasp it! Oh, what cant i grasp? O o i do not know, but it is something, something distant like the star that twinkles so forlornely in the distance - something unknown and far away, that i cannot touch, oh, what is it!? OH, star, Oh, great orb, you solemn light, have you no idea that a dot of a being is gazing at you from millions of lightyears away and wondering what you are (like the song), OHOh star! Oh night! Oh, longing! Oh the hollowness! Oh the strain!! I wejofiawpeapawoeiaghwp

Speaking of coldplay, ---

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Oh. So i think I am becoming sexually attracted to centipedes.

!!!! OH, ---- LOD! Well see, every time I see my neighborhood chum, I start talking to her about how centipedes, in a very sluggish horny voice, are such sexy little nasty fuckers and they're just soooo discusting. . .. . . .and how they're really sick little things that when you're sitting on the couch just scurry down the wall and make you jump and squeal.. . ..mm yeah . ..nasty stripey things. .. .. .they're soooooo just frickin discusting. .  .. .aren't they nassty, allison? aren't they justt soooo nnnassttyy/?? (and thus i force her to say that they're nasty) ooh yeah. . .they give you an adreniline rush when they run down that wall out of nowhere. ..give you little tingly shots down your spine. ..  .mmmm and when they die they writhe and just squirm, and alll their stripey legs kick and Twitch and when they flick to and fro i just .. . i can't stand it. .. . .it's  .. ..its just sooo sooooo . . .hot allison, i can't take it!.. . .when those legs fall off of their stripey selves. . . yeah. oh god Nasty fuckers. ..mmmmm.. .they're just soo discusting i cant take it OAH GOD YES

And then, after about ten minutes or so of this as I touch myself now and then and moan, I have pretty much, due to my acting skills, convinced myself partially that I do really find these centipedes irresistably sexy. Because, if a human says a thing over and over again to themselves, they will ofcourse inevitably start to beleive it. And it works even better tenfold when you say it outloud!

You see, i'm rather good at this brainwashing convincing stuff, as i do it with most of my guy-interests (including mister juicey!),to make myself like them more and thus become happier - and so with all that practice I've really got it down pat and i can perhaps, folks, do it with centipedes too. IT will take a lot more work and effort, but I think I can.

mmmm oh god,. . . now that is a big one. ThAT is a big fucker right there. That is a MAN. a mAN centipede look at him. he's watching you. he's got his head up, legs stealthily placed, one delicately moved to a comforatable spot after another as he positions himself seductively on your blanket when you sleep so he can get the best view of your panties that stick out slightly from beneath the blanket. And as you unknowingly sleep, he goes "radadada.. . .. .. ...      radadadada. . . . . ..dadada. .. .. ...    radadadada"  in a very beetlejuicey voice, he hums it as he feels very satisfied with himself and the situation.

which brings me to the next factor in why i am becoming sexually attracted to centipedes. The first was brainwash convincing, and the second is association. I have associated centipedes with beetlejuice, whom I already want to fuck badly, Not just by convincing but by my actual real belief-- beetlejuice is very centipedey. When i think of centipedes, I think of beetlejuice. Thus, whenever I see oneof those little twitchy legs, my mouth will automatically begin to drool and salivate and my cunt will start to throb. Beetlejuice = centipede, centipede = beetlejuice! Beetlejuice = cunt throbs, THUSand by the distributive property of sublimation, or one of those properties i dont know, centipede = cunt throbs!!

It's all a very concrete plan, folks. . . . ... . speaking of centipedes, my neighborhood chum had a very fortunate encounter, the lucky bitch, that i missed out on. A long time ago, she was in the shower, just casually washing her schoolgirl self, when she looked up, and there on the wall was a big fat fucking centipede!! He was watching her soap her schoolgirlific body the entire time!! Well, she screamed, jumped out of the shower and killed him. Poor centipede, However, he probably knew he was going to die, and he laughed beetlejuiciley as he knew his last glimpse of the world would be a slippery teen girl jumping in fright , just jumping and flailing all her teen assets around. Right on! Then he died.

she was a lucky person. i hope someday to have the same encounter, yet i will probably just continue washing myself and peek up at him once in a while, being very happy that i am pleasing this centipede yet still displaying a look of 'please dont hurt me' scaredness on my face, cuz i know he likes it. one time when i peek up though , he will not be there. He will have run off for more viewing pleasures, or a safer spot to masturbate himself. And i will be happy knowing this, but i iwill also feel like the girl who wakes up in bed the next day and sees that her gentleman partner has left without warning, he just got up and wen.t.  And i will look up and wish he was still there, and be sad that he left me, and though i'll try and push down my feelings for him and tell myself that it was just one littl ething in the shower, nomore, and to not get attached, please! --- i'll still feel that aching need and sadness as i continue with my washing, .. ..i'll want him. . .. .but alas, he is just one beetlejuicey centipede, and thus he must move on, move onto other schoolgirl delights. . .. he can never stay with me. . . .

BUT ANYWAY == you folks are probably asking yourself, "WHy would she want to get sexually attracted to a centipede?
Well . . .. by the way just so you know centipedes have heads, like movable heads, like with a neck EEEEEWW

.. But why would she want to get sexually attracted to a centipede? One firstly, is that my longtime phobia of their discustingness is a great disability to me, and so why not turn that phobia upside down into a philia! i shant be afraid anymore! Secondly, the idea of a human wanting to tenderly make love to a 1 and a half inch .000000001% conscious little insect thing is just hilarious and fantastic. by the way just so you know they're not insects. they're like  .. animals EEWWW WTF!!!! thirdly, and this coincides with the second thing. .. .to tell some guy that i want to fuck that I want to fuck centipedes and he should pretend that he is a centipede to please me is just too good to pass up!! and fourthly, i want to see how well i can control my mind, how far i can push it to the limits, how much i can bend this retarded reality, and just make something in the universe that by all accounts should not be.

SO IT WIL L Be an arduous task,. . .arduous . ...ard .uourus.. .  . .. BUT I THink i shall succeed. right now, and it was a bit scary, right after i went on my moany rant about hwo i wanted to fuck centipedes to my chum, i actually sort of wanted to. ... .

and it scared me. .. . . .

and i was like. ...OMG WTF OMG WTF what is happening to me ...!! . 

but then it bubbled inside and i was like This is cool! WOW!!YEEE!!. . .how strange and new!! i am quite a character for wanting to fuck centipedes, arent' I!

I think, when i get my full attraction, when i finally acheive absolute lust for these centipedes after months of training, I shall find one in my basement, trap it in a container, then go rent a hotel so i can have some privacy (my folks dont like the idea too much of me having relations with a bug thing!). WHen i get there, i'll calm the centipded with a soothing song, for he is by this point very instinctually frightened and runnning around maniacally because he is in a glass container. Then, i shall place the pede and container on a chair so he can watch me undress. (oh by the way, this time i'm talking about a situation in reality that logically could happen, with an actual centipede, NOT the beetlejuicey character talking phallus-growing version.) Now he'll probably run around for a while longer in the container, but once he sees that there isn't any more movement of me carrying the container around, he will eventually settle down on one of the sides. Then, so he gets a good view of me, i will turn the container so he can see me from his side. THen i'll turn on some barry white and stand infront of him and nervously, with a semi-scared smile (For i've never done this before, especially with a centipede!) unbutton my shirt. Then, i shall look at him and take it off, exposed and cold. In my mind i will be so happy to please the centipede, though in reality, he is a centipede and he is only seeing objective random shapes moving blurrily infront of him that he doens't give a shit about.

Anyway, once my vagina is out and i am fully nude, it willbe time to have fun with the centipede!!I will grab the box and sit down on the bed, and slowly open th elid. the centipede will be alert and ready to run when he sees the movement - but i will make sure i do it slow enough so as to not make him startled. then, i will slowly stick my finger in, and stroke him. now i probably wont manage to do this, and he will try and run outand HE will but i shall go "YOU CANT LEAVE ME, MISTER CENTIPEDE HEE HEE" and i will take the container, before he gets out, and in a quick flash, lie down on the bed and put the container opening down on my mouth. Now, it is just 5 walls and my mouth. He will have nowhere to go. HAHAH!! so, after a while , he will have to delicately place his legs on my lips and sit there. so when he is sitting on my mouth, i ever so slightly tip my head back and forth so he sensually slides just a little bit across my lips and creates the tiniest little tickles with his body and legs, while small sounds of achey delight escape from my throat. Then, i will very slowly, very carefully, slip my tongue bit my bit through my lips so i am touching his body with it. a great surge goes through me. i have finally tasted the centipede, experienced him, drank him in, felt him with the intimacy of one of my bodily liquids (saliva.). i am in bliss, and my love and feelings for this centipede grow. So then, i slide the container bit by bit down my body, and he is forced to move along with it on my skin, and as he does so his body and legs make me very ahppy. I will stop for a moment at one of my breasts, and place the container over the cone. He will be on the tip of my breast, and i will move the bottom of the container so it is lightly pressing against the back of the centipede, who is in turn pressing into my nipple. The centipede is now sandwiched between plastic and flesh so he cannot move. I have him trapped, and as he squirms to try and get free and bites my nipple my head rolls back and i smile so happily, so fulfilled, for this centipede, my love, is fully engulfed in my girlish parts, fully entrapped in the flesh that gives milk, smothered completely in the softness of my femininity. Oh, bliss, he has made me feel like a natural woman, and sounds of physical pleasure fill the shitty hotel room as the centipede's bites slowly make my nipple protrude and get hard - why, even one of his legs has managed to get stuck in the little nipple hole! Oah, lust and heaven! Well, the journey must continue, and i move the container down my body even more, bit by bit. Soon, we are at my vagina!! YAY!! And there i stop. Now comes my plan to trick the centipede into going inside. I shall start banging the top of the container furiously so he has no options but to escape into the soft folds of the safe shelter of my cunt!!! YAYY!! and so he will. And there, sadly since this story takes place in reality, by laws of physics and gravity he will like...  ..die within the first  inch inside, because he is squashed and the tightness of my untainted pussy smash him.. . and he like writhes for a bit and then dies. . .  . . and i am sad BUT for the liTTLE MOMENTS THAT HE WRITHES I AM IN ECSxTACY!!!!  OAH, LOVE, I HAVE TASTED YOU!!

fand then i'll get like a tissue and sort of clean him out of me. . . just . .remove the body first and hten some of the legs. . .. you know, i dont really want it decomposing inside of me. . i'll try and get the legs all out but some i just wont be able to . . then i'll toss the tissue in the wastebasket and like order some nachos from the roomservice and then go home and like sneak inside and when my mom asks where i've been i'll say i was at taco bell

AND THAT SHALL BE WHAT HAPPENS!! OH JOY!!

SEXUAL ATTRACTION TO CENTIPEDES IS THE TOPS!!!

Sometimess, we tiny insignificant humans have . . .. .. points in our lives when all is fulfilled, all that has been dreamed is done, and the people love you. The other tiny insignificant humans in clusters, here and there, sitting around in the kareaoaoakee bar, . . . .they love you, sir, they really do.

It is what we call, a moment. A moment, friends.

Well, kids, friends, boys and girls, i had one. i had one, just now.

i had it. I had it. I HAD IT . i had it. oh, well here's what it was.

Tonight, at a lonely little kareoaokee bar below Beni Hana, months of yearning and fantasies have led up to one 3 minute long moment in my life - the moment of singing We are the Champions, to my fullest extent, at the top of my lungs, in all the freddie mercuryish flamboyance I could muster, on a stage with a micraphone. I sang that fucking song, I sang it. I've dreamt of it for the longest time, the moment when I would sing the Queenish passion in all its glory - and in front of humans. And humans there were. There was a cluster of oldish middle agish humans that sang slow sedative country songs about getting drunk and lovers and leaving lovers and getting drunk and leaving lovers and republican anthems of times of OLde that made you feel like you were on valium. There were a few girls here in there, a group of girls I guess, there was some black guy, the only one there who may have felt scared amongst the diehard republican old timeys, 2 girls with their guy friends over there (you know, the twenty-something bar guys, with their COOL little goatee beards and PARTY kakki shorts and sandles and yeah its KOO we can DRINK NOW yeah kick back a couple BRUUSKIES yeah koo yeah beer maybe score a chick some pussy down at the bar BBEER), some other girl with a llip ring, some other old people here and ther . .. .

anyway, amongst them all, i sang that flamboyant wonderful powersong that makes me cry of joy when it comes on the radio. And i soaked up their attention. I soaked it, like a sponge, into my skin and stored it as love-points. I craved their cheers and applause, i craved it, i needed it, iii iiii iiiiiiiiiiiiii .. .

 it makes me get all tingly and melty yet fuels me with meth-like power-hungry happiness with a tint of rage, just thinking about it. my arms and gestures were spread out, spread out and flailing like michael fucking keaton, spread out and waving and flamboyancing. my facial expresions were clenching and brow-crunching just like .. .michael .. . fucking. .. .keaton.. .. ...... .---- IT was glorious. GLORIOUS. ALMIGHTY. i was on stage. i did it. eh hheheh hhehe

ehhehe me.. . .MEMMEEEEEEHheehhh ehheh ehehhhehe

...

you see folks, it seems that somewhere in my life, young Emily did not get enough love points, unconditional love, or coddling or cuddling or any of that sort. No, she did not. I don't know exactly where it came from, why it oculd have been one traumatizing moments or little snippets here and there from throughout my life that happened to accumulate .  .. . No, i dont' know what it exactly was, but all i knnow is that everything has a cause, and rightnow, ive got a big gaping void in me that must be filled. It must be filled with all the attention it can get, anything really, and I do beleive it's maybe just the smalleest bit larger than the standard human that happens to be thrown into this world.

it is a seperate entity in me, a writhing, needy little bastardy monterish demon-thing that shakes and laughs with crazy eyes and sadness. and it goes "eheh hehehhe heeheheh (creepy crazy laugh) heheh love me. . .eheheh lOVOE me. . hHEHEHEHHEH" and it doesn't get fed often, folks. No, this little fucker's been starved and starved to death. and that's why it is very hungry and NNEeds love and attention and GRATIFICATION AND LOVE AND LOVE ME  MLOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME.. heheh ehhehe hehehhehhe hehehhhehe--- we've all got one, folks, it's okay.

 .. .anyway, yes.

But tonight it got fed, folks. . . It got fed. It got fed for the duration of that queen song and a bit afterwards. Those bit of cheers and applause threw food in to its greedy little paws, and so did a nice old guy who said to me that i was freddy mercury's daughter and some girl who gave a (YEAH! ROCK!" hand sign. all of that nourished it and made it happy, and afterwards, i was set off like a speeding bullet.

i laughed and screamed and hit myself on the car ride home, and gloriously drooled and sang out the window and shook and well folks it was like meth. If life can get you high, singing We are the Champions in a kareeokee bar is it. it was anxious ecxtatic bliss,

but yes, the anxiousness. for the satiataion did not last, folks. Always, and i know this is the drug of kareeokee and queen songs, but always, the need remains. And even as i banged my head happily against the windsheild on the ride home, the anxiousness came : "MOREE!! MOOOORRREEEEE!! Hheheheheeh MOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEE AHheheehe hehhehe hehehh MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREhehe heheh hehehehheehhehheheh :

and so, it was happy bliss intermingled with that. I was aware of it i was. for tis just the human condition. for the human cannot be fulfilled, it needs more.

so i toold myself, "tis just the very start of my long and joyous kareookee life!!! i shall sing again, and again, and agian, to bigger audiences, to more people, to ALL!! MORE QUEEN AND MORE PEOPLE @! AHAHHHAHAHHAH!!!"

and yes, that was good. for i do want more, i need it and i crave it. and i'll do it. THough there's no kareeokkee places around here that will do anyone under 21, i'll find one somewhere.

and when i'm 21, then i will have the grandest of times!!

twas the bes tthing in the world, folks. i felt like...

i fellt lie. . . .. .

i ffeLEEELLT LIKKE> .. .... .

I LOFFE YOU , BEETELJUICE!!! YOU AND QUEEN!! OOOH YOU ARE THE BESTEST IN EXPRESSIONS YOU AREE< OOH YOU ARRE!!!

ESPECIALLY!! FOR LOOK AT HIS FANTASTICALLY BROAD HAND AND ARM GESTURES!! OH YESS!! ESPECIALLY!! ESPECIALLY!!FOR LOOK AT HIS FANTASTIC FAT LIPS EHEHE YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! FOR LOOK AT HIS FNATSASTNIC WIREY HAIR THAT STICKS OUT OH I WANT TO FUCK HIM I DO I WANT TO FUCK HIMM!!!!!

OOH FUCK YES!! OOH MISTER BEETLJEUICE !! YOUR SUIT!

i have been on a mental break from beetlejuice. sadly, my horniness levels have decresased ( i guess they come and go with the seasons) . But looking at his picture again, i can feel it somewhere. oh its so great to want to fuck beetlejucie! Oh it's soooog reaaat,, whhheennenn you wannnnt to fuckkkkk beetleelleleljcuuuciciiiicee!

nowim not saying that the kareokee fulfilled me. not ata ll, folks. Ofcourse, as ahlll the human do, my need for meaning and significance and more more more remains, and i wnat to do more more more kareookee, and hte audience could've been bigger, you know all the complaints, all of it. But i know they're just the dumb little complaints, i know. i;m not fulfilled but it's okay, guyes.

oh yes, nice fuckking model SEE how he looks up to the skky@@!!

yum yum yum yum

OOH yeah babah.!

 BUT YES, THAT ATTENTION DEMON that reside in our souls and craves!! ---all you xangans know, you do you guys. we all know it, we've all got one, folks, it's okay - for i know that all you xangans with your xanga just want those e-props to store as love points and comments and all, suppress it you may, but it's there, it's there - all you myspacers too, we've all got the little fame and recognitiondemon, yep. our lives revolve around our little online relationships and shit. .  . . luckily for me, i have a minute bit,  .. ...but if i did have a lot, i could tell you it may be come a great food source for the demon and all this shit would be a drug, and i'd waste away on this box and screen - alas, but it shall do nothing! HAHAHA WE"VE ALL GOT ONE FOLKS AHAHAH AND IT"S TAKING US ALL OVER!!! AHAHHAHHAHAH!!! TAKKKINN OUR MINDS AND BRAINS, TAKING THEM ALLOVER AND WASTING US ON OUR SHIT SITES!! AHAHHAHAHAHHAHH!!! !! AHAHHAHH!!! OOOOOOH THAT ILLUSIONIC SPELL OF POTENTIAL "FAME!!" AHAHAHAHHHH!!

(by the way, mister dand, i sent you a message on SPS and well incase you did not get it i'm telling you.)

i will sing kareekokee with mister beetlejucie and then we will sing kareookee together and then i wil fuck him and then he will fuck me we will be right on the stage, and as we sing queen's somebody to love we will fuck and have orgasms and scream and it will be the mess of flamboyance and we will both soak up all thelove we need tofill our void, from the audience and from each other and from that wonderful freddie and from the microphone and the disco ball and the old country people and his semen and my cum and well, we won't be permanently filled but we'll be filled for a bit, and we'll embrace our permanent needs, we'll embrace that spot that never can be hit, but for that moment we shall fuck and the universe shall converge a bove us and we shall be jsut small insignificant dots in the coarse of this weir dfucky universe that i dont know what the hell it is, just singing kareeookee in the midst of this weird fucky fucky universe that is what the hell and fucking and siging and singing queen and fucking beetlejuice and then i'll eat him because he tastes so good and he iwll go in my tummy and he wil fill me even more, like physically you know, because he just looks so very tasty and i will first eat all of the semen in his big throbby juicey cock, i will suck it dry and lap it up and savor it and suckle it down and enjoy every second of it and then i will proceed to eat msiter beetlejuice hims elf because hes just so fery cute and i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i lvoe him i lvoe him i love him i love him ii lvoeh him i olove him love him i love him and yes, friends yes, that's it.