June 10, 2008

  • the sad.

    Oh, TIS!! OH fun i've been having. tis summer. Tis summer and well mister tolle has invaded my livings. I have been camera'ing much, for I got a camera, and I filmed the michael keaton doll and the mutilated stalin doll and the guy that  i got at goodwill with the wide mouth doll all having sex with one another to the justin timberlake somg, Cry me a river!! OH!!

    which reminds me, i have bad news. For that camera I got for my birthday on the thirtyith, and --- it only means one thing. i am officially legal.

    This is the saddenings for me. I am no longer a schoolgirl. Nay, the pleated skirt refuses to go on me any longer, and the socks, they shrivel when they touch my de-schoolgirl-ized legs. Why, even the pure white panties are not as white as they used to be. The oppurtunity to get ravaged by a Mister Juicey Juice when I am fresh and elastic and innocent has been ceased. Never again, friends, for that bitch time has taken it from me!!! DAMN YOU, YOU BITCH TIME!!! I am now useless. I'm no good. Nay, twas my last race. They ought to take me out back and shoot me. For i am old, worn out, and my days of running are over.

    The sad.

    Oh well, now I can be a stripper! Oh joy!! For what boosts self esteem like dancing around topless in front of the saggy men!!! oh i cant wait!! I shall feel so good about myself, because of all the attention i shall have!! The saggy men put fourty seven cents down on the stripping table - Oh, it means i am worthy!! It means they like me!! WOW, the saggy men likes me, because and weell i know this, becuase he is watching me and he even put fourtyseven cents down!! This is an amazing thing for me!! My self-worth will increase 23 points!!  I dont see why they call this job degrading. I mean, the men WANT to see you! I mean, welll wouldn't that make you just feel special? Oh i will be so special when i am on the stripper's table! So very special! THen i will go home and write down in my diary - dear diary, today a saggy man liked me because well he thought i strippedgood, because he was lllooking at me!! He was lookingat me and thus he likes me, because why would you look at someone if you did't like them!               And i shall think of the saggy man as  i go tosleep , hugging my pillow and sighing with joy as i think about the bond we shared.

    But i wont do it because i am a coward and i think iwill start cryingwhile on the strippers table, and i dont think the saggy men like crying strippers except for the sadist ones. Plus if my parent finds out she will literally die. I mean, she's weak people, she WILL die.

    In other news -- oh yeah, well, Here's something. If i did strip, perhaps maybe. . . just perhaps maybe. .. . . mister juicey juicey corpsey stripey juicey juice will showup!! Oh, i clench my face in girlish joy and squeal! (though now that i'm legal i dont squeal so highpitched and girlish. i am sad.) Becuas e==== because -- mister juicey juicey juicey corpse corpsey corpse usually hangs around strip clubs --- because in the movie, in that one movie, he wnet to one. He went there, to the brothel which is like a strip club and also in the movie he likes to have sex with females and so he'd probably go to a strip club and he is horney.

    so I think he would show up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, clench!! squeal!! because, well, okay. so this is how it would happen. okay. so okay i am stripping, right? and then i'll look over, and then there will be mister juicey juicey corpsey stripey juicey juicye corpsey stripey juicey juicey sitting over there!   he will be sitting down, and he will be horny!! thenn, i will be happy, and then i will go up to him. I will say, "hello mister jucieyjuicye corpsey striepy ejuicye jjicey stripey scorpse' and then he will go, 'Oh yeah babah now crouch down and twirl it around and GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES yeah now do some little maneuver there oh yeah babah now DO SOMTHING INTERESTING WITH THAT POLE oh yeah good mm hmm good and now DIRECT YOUR ASS SO IT DOES SOMETHING THAT IS PLEASING TO ME oh yes that is well!!' and on the stripper table i shall, but i shall love it.

    i shall love it even more than the saggy men. for it is juicey juicey stripey corpsey juicey juicye and i shall be enveloped in very happy joy and i shall dance for him because ii juustt want, in evvery inch of my being, to please him. and the more i please him, the fucking better i feel.

    But i am sad, because i dont think that mister juciey juicey stripey corpsey juuicey exists. ":)( i mean whoops :( . yeah. my friend told me he was not real at the pool. i said to her, 'what if mister juicey jjicey ocorpseoy juciey sjuciey shows up? i will be ever so elated!' and she said, 'well emily he's not real.' and i siad, 'no, comeon, he cna't me fake, he is real, i know it! ' and she said he wasn't and then i remembered about how he was a character [played by michael keaton and that i actually obsessed over michael keaton fairly as much as he did, and that this fact was very clear in my mind for many months.

    then i was sad. :(

    then i had a fantastic idea!! I would pretend a man at the pool was mister striepye! So i looked over there to find one, and i did, and it was some guy. he was sort of fat, so i watched him for a while and pretended i was watching mister juicye.   !    so i did, and well it sort of worked sort of . then there was  a water toy in the pool and it looked like a penis , infact it squirted water out of a hole in the end of it, and i had another fantasic idea1! i will pretend this toy is mister juicey's penis! So i did, and i squirted it at my face and i told some kids to squirt it in my eye and in my mouth, and i laughed as they did so, and so i did that for a while and well it sort of worked a bit, kind of. then my friend , i asked her to rub sun screen on my back, and she did, and when she did i pretended her hands were mister juicey and that mister juicey was actually rubbing sun screen on myback. so i did, and well it wort of worked i guess. then i was sad again.

    then i sad. :( ((())((

    then i had an idea! if i stripped, which i am not going to do except maybe when i'm broke in college, but if i did, i could pretend the saggy men were mister juicey! And then every saggy men i would dance for in a manner of absolute desperate insatiable need to please them in every way that i can!!! And then everyone would be happy~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

     

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    EE!! Beetlejuice141 EE!! Beetlejuice141 EE!! Beetlejuice141 One day, those shall be MY severed legs!! OH JOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

     

    but i am becoming ever increasingly aware that i am alive on this absurd retarted planit in this absurd retarted universe and wow how fucking amazing it si and oh god, life is the fantasticist thing, and i ust need to remember it, and nothing can make me happy becuase they're all just void fillers so i might as well be happy twenty four of the seven and that i am free in this stupid matrix of existance that is so retarded and i cnan just go romping about for i am only free here for like .0000000000000003 seconds and it doesnt matter what the hell id o, and my mind chains are being broken and my strains and shoulds are being obliterated and this world is not what we think , people, if only you all could just stop doing your meningless stream of crap for like 2 seconds and realize that you ARE , that retardedly stupid amazing fact that you ARE, and that there IS something, and that somehting had to come from somewhere, i mean, and just go WHAT THE fuck what the fuck what the fuck, please do that lal of you, for your stream of day to day crap just becomes so goddamned pointless and retarded when you do so. i mean, come on you bunch of retarded pawns, wake up here. jeezuz, everyone's on fucking autopilot, EVERYONE!! CANT THEY SEE THAT THEY ARE!! cant they see the incomprehensible mystery!! la and what the fuck,

    and

    well then,

    well i am ever increasingly getting into my old cycle! and i am every increasingly savoring all the stupid moments of my life!! and i am ever increasingly breaking down al the stupid walls! AHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAH~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

     

    OM G GHESS WHT!!! 3 centipedes came out in one night and i killed them all in sad joy and pleasure anguish, and then i filmed the one dead centipede and talked in a beetlejuice voice and pretended the centipede was beetlejuice and talking in a beetlejuice voice! WQW!

May 29, 2008

  • the power of NOW!!! oprah-approved!

    str, and sum!!

    Greetings, and the day. Oh. so now, i have officially no more days of shcool. No more. Never. Ever. Ever. Infact, it's been that way for. . . . 7 days minus finals. And yet, none of the comprehension!!!!!!

    In other news, Eckhart Tolle. Yes, Eckhart. Did you know that when he talks, he orgasms?!

    Oh. so the other day, I walked to the Mexican Store and I saw that there was a bottle in the fridge that said '40' and 'alchohol' out of the corner of my eye. I could not beleive it, but I did not want to inspect it too much for fear they would see what I was up to. There was a nice fat mexican woman who would sell it to me, but I had no money except for a card. So I went to get cash back at the 7-11. I walked and walked and walked with a brisk smile and loy. When I returned, the adreniline surged through me in a tremendous high. And yes, I got it. I GOT IT! She sould me the 40. So I skipped along happily back to finals, and stored it in my art cubby and talked about tentacle rape for an hour. When I returned home, I got it past parent and ran up to my room. But then, And this is the lesson yousee, the '40' was actually from '40 years,' and it actually said 'non-alchoholic.'

    And that is why, the fox is not the lamb's supper, for the grasshopper sees. And that is why, we children, we shall not do such retarded maneuvers and acheive blisters and fatigue, and then later on, deep sadness. And this is why, i shall never get drunk until college. The sadness and despair.

     

     

    IN other news, Corpse fuckings!

    05-29-2008 10;21;28PM oh yeah babah. Part of my school memory book!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and around the edge, I wrote a beautiful poem about how memories are flowers they bloom like the sun i have a garden of memories

    05-29-2008 10;22;06PM Uh oh- caught in the act!! On the mortician slab!!! with the dead meat in mouth!!!!!!!!!! Oh my!

    05-29-2008 10;25;30PM mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, how delicately and sensually Alfred places the corpse leg in between his legs.!

    These were all in my senior required memory book. It was basically this, and pictures of child celebrities cut out of magaziens and glued onto paper that I said were my baby pictures.

     

    4 4 4 4 4 4

     

    OH shit. what? What the fuck just happened there.

    Oh well, move along.

    IN OTHER NEWS, ECHKART TOLLE. He orgasms when he speaks. .. . !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I watched him on youtube, and in the one video, (well you see, he's just so goddamned enlightened, that you know, he jsut spontaneously orgasms) on youtube, he's in the middle of a sentence and then, just mid-sentence, infrot of his whole congregation, he just starts . . closing his eyes softly and going into this serene expression, then his eyes clench a little bit and his mouth flutters as his head moves up a bit as he breaths, then it all clenches even further as his head strains a bit more upward and he makes a little noise and he's like -- ---- ----- and then sudedenly it all releases and he just goes back to saying what he says.

     He's a cute little fucker, int he?ooh yeah babah I wonder how he orgasms when eh fucks! now, i guess since he's all enlightened and is released from samsara and thus doesn't acheive happiness and pleasure through the world of form, he wouldn't fuck but ---- Now however, if he did masturbate or something, since he's all enlightend would he have like ------------------- Super fucking enlightned buddhagasms??! Because they supposedly take you to a higher plane of existance, and since he's already pretty fucking far up there, It's gotta take him to like THE plane!! THE plane i say, and what else could exist on THE plane than buddhagasms?!

    but in all seriousness maybe id give him a hand job if he showed up on my doorstep-- hell, he's just too cute when he orgasms on youtube!

     OH by theWAY, I HAVE HERE MANY MANY

    THINGS OF THE HENTAIPEDE WHICH YOU GUYS I THINK I SHALL DO THE NASTIEST PORN ON THE HISTORY of the earth and animate it involving the hentaipede and schoolgirl alfred and it will traumatize people !!!! OH I so want to do it!!!

    05-29-2008 10;31;06PM WOW!!!! LOOK AT THAT SQUIRT ACTION!!

    05-29-2008 10;31;38PM  WOW!!! LOOK AT THAT PLOW ACTION!!!

    (oh by the way, the hentaipede does have a very large penis, even larger than himself!! But still, his body can be used as a substitute penis, becuase his body contains all thenerve endings of a penis. OR, he could do both, by sticking his body in schoolgirl's alfred's "vagina" and his penis in his asshole.)

    05-29-2008 10;32;02PM WOW!! Look at that leg and body penetration action!!!

    05-29-2008 10;32;32PM wow, that is a thick penis - nay, thicker than the hentaipede himself!! And below, is the hentaipede, in all his gloriousness, without the penis, in non=penis form (he has not grown it yet.)

     

    OH!! MY !! FUCK. I just rentred, like well actually like 2 weeks ago, my teacher gave me much ado about nothing and EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE KEEEATON Is in there, and yeeee because he is nice and fat and juicey and sweaty and greasy in it, and he is mister Dogberry, and he is very juicey and he is very nice and fat!!! yeeee iii liikee his fat. !!!!!!!!!!!!!

    mmmm mmm mmm and i loved it and,

    well right now folks, i'm all tolle'd up. because you see, i am becoming ever more aware of my thoughts, especially my stupidones that are hindering me, and SOon i shall get where my mind is not sabatoging me and my show anymore, and i shall be able to do my show with no mindstrains, no mindchains, no pleasings or shoulds or anythigns, and then I SHALL BE FREE!! OO OF THE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    MM I WANT TO EAT HIM I WANT TO EAT HIM I WANT TO CHEW ON HIM AND I WANT TO EAT HIM manic i see billy blaze i want to suck on his cheek and lower-head fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!EE!! YEE YEEY YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OH OF THE EXCITED MM I WANT TO EAT HIM I WANT TO EAT HIM I WANT TO CHEW ON HIM AND I WANT TO EAT HIM MM I WANT TO EAT HIM I WANT TO EAT HIM I WANT TO CHEW ON HIM AND I WANT TO EAT HIM Beetlejuice141

    ANDDD II WANNNTTT TOO PUTTTT HIMMMMMMM IN MYYYYYYYYYYYY MOOOOOOOOOUTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHH

    so i was reading mister tolle and mister tolle said that nothing will bring me happiness and that pleasure is just another form of pain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And i siad nooo!! And for the longest time i've known that mister juicey was a hinderance comfort pillow sedative , and that iwas addicted to him, but how could i give up pleasure?! Because its ever so nice to lay in bed and look up at mister juicey on my wall and picture a nice hot throbbing vainy cock protruding from his stripey pants and then get down and put it all in my mouth and just fill it all up with mister juicey (SQQQUUUEEEZZEE MEE BAAAAAYYYBAHHH!!! TILLL THAT JUUUIIIIIIIIIIICEEEEE RUUUUNSSS DOOWOWN MYY LEEEE _AAEEEGG!!) and well it gave me so much pleasure, but then stupid mister tolle had to come and be all like "iiittwoonnt wookrr!! hahah! It shall do nothing for you!!" but isaid, "FUCK YOU, TOLLE!! i'll listen to all your shenanigans, but not that. NOT THAT!!! i must experience the pleasure of mister juicey's cock. AND I SHALL!! I DONT CAREE!! I dont care, really. no, for i dont care if it doesn't satiate me, for nothing in this world can. I'll be aware of this, and still, put that big hot vainy thing all in my happy little mouth.

    AHAHHAH!! FUCK YOU, ECK - HART!! AHH TO!

     

    And you know, the song sure fits well, doesn't it"""::: y ou know the one -- well, just sing it, mister plant with your

    oh so screechy yet beautiful heavenly voice.

    SSqueeze me baayyybahh . . .. ..  .----. . . . . . Till that ***!**!****JUICE ****!***runs. . . .. . .Doownn myy leeaa-aeeeg. ---- - -- - - - -LLAAea, LARRA -- SQU!EEZZE ME BAYYBAYY!!!!!!! --------

    SA TILL THAT JUUIICE RUNNS DOWOON MY LEGGG!!! ------. . ..  .. --------. .  .. .

     

    the way you squeeze mahlemon i .. . . . . .. .

    i'm gonna fall right the fuck out a bee --ee aa -eahahh- --eaaaaaaahhddddddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!

    oh yes and then

    manic i see billy blaze manic i see billy blaze

     

    OH MY GOD wait i for got , i rented the dream team from netflix and it had mister keaton in it, this was like a long time ago , like mid=month and I Love no, actually wait, no, the movie suckeed, BUT MISTER KEATON WAS IN IT YAAY ANDHE WAS VERY JUICIEEYYYAND I LOOOOOOFEE HIMM!!!

    and hten i watched mister mom, like in the same day and i wasssooooo fvery happy AGAIN MISTER MOM YAYAYYAYYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYYA

May 19, 2008

  • EDIT:: Mister Dand, if you are out there, I did send you a PM on SPS. But since I didn't get your first one, perhaps the PM system is fucked up and it wasn't sent - SOO, if you exist, I am just letting you know that I replied.

     

    so i just looked over my things for like years. i looked over a few. the joy. i am the same person i was. and yet i am noooooooooooo23857902q35792q3982359327 SONT!!!!

    well then, anyway, i just saw the evolution and spectrum of I across the tiemline, up until nOW, this very moment, the offfstretch of it, the highest peak from it, the ever-shooting farthest point of myself, all coming from that giant branchy rooty thing of myself. It's all connected in a giant thing, and though it is common to consider the now seperate from it all, you still must see yourself as part as that continuous chain that will continue into the future. AND how it is to comprehend this. the most amazing thing. how. HOW was I then. .. the same thing?  OH LOFE~!! i saw how my patterns were, just in diff. forms, with void-fillers and guy obsessions and mixedmania states. OH LOFE!! i saw 'i have a joke . .. .there is a chair. ...the chair. ..walk. . . . ..with the shoe. . . .. allaalala the chair he walk .. .isa walking' and i died of joy.

    And how can you comprehend it?!

    !!!!!!!!

    !!face~! !!face~! oh you are the sexy.

May 17, 2008

  • So it's come to this.

    WELL folks, you've probably seen it coming.

    I have moved from drawing schoolgirl dogs getting violated to now .. . . . .

    schoolgirl girls. That are not male dogs. No, we are talking real live, Hentai-riffic, grade A, non-hairy schoolgirls with uterus's.

     

     

     

     

     

     

    About to get the shit fucked out of them by MISTER JUICEY JUICEY CORPSEY STRIPEY JUICEY JUICE I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM YES I DO YESI DOOO MISTERJUICEYJUICEYJUUUIIICCEEEEE!!

    05-17-2008 10;35;23PM Oh yes, mister juicey juice is going to juice all over her. juice in her, juice on her, saturate her with his juice, soak her with his juice, drown her in his juiciness. Oh and she's also probably going to have a bit of internal bleeding.

     

    4 WOW!! Nothin' sets the mood better than frilliness, pastel colors, and teddy bears!!

May 12, 2008

  • hot things.

    HOT THINGS!!

    HEre is the all-sexy juicey Juicing himself!! ooh yeah juicing himself. 100 percent juice, baby!!

    juicey juicing himself he likes it.

    Do you see mister juicey's look of absolute pleasure and satisfaction?!?! he's squeezing it all out with his large hand, he's working himself just the way he likes it and he knows just how to do it .. . he's got the power to make himself feel extra extra good, and he's just feelin' very good about all that testosterone and juice, his fucking man juice, that's shooting out of his very own instrument in his pants, an instrument that gives him shocks of fucking bliss and he can manipulate it and do whatever he wants to it when ever he wants . It's his own nasty thing down there, the summation of all his male juiciness and primal urges to Fuck, it's HIM in another form, stuffed into his stripey pants. It's his very own pleasure thing that's all his and he owns it, it's a weapon that's part of him .. .he's in control of it, and it gives him everything he wants. YEAH!! just the idea of him being able to make himself feel so fucking good, and him stroking himself and playing with himself is just so hot for some reason. I don't know, it's jsut him and his dick.

     so i asked this guy in my artclass if it was accurately depicted, and he said that it was some high-flyin cum, and i said "Well you don't know how big juicey is either. . .i mean behind that sensor, for all we know that cum could merely be flying like 2 inches in there air. But my theory is, that his size is jsut slightly bigger than normal. . .he's just the ghost with thefucking most and so he's got like the turbo force of a fucking fire hose in there. Ahh yeah, feel that shoot into you and drip back down.

    And here, you can see that beetlejuicey has stumbled upon something very budding insexuality indeed! He shall have some fun!

    fucking jackp9ot  she peels off her panties in curiosityy!

    And here, Schoolgirl Alfred masturbates himself on a teddybear, while Dictator Alfred watches happ!

    teddy bear!

    and here is mister juicey, and the things about poor mister juicey. Poor mister Juicey@!!

    juicey juice

    and here ismichael keaton who is very hot and he says "HELL - I'LL DO ANYTYING!!"

    HELL  ILL DO ANYTHING! oh yeah you'll do anything alright you dirty dirty guy.

    And here is And here, is a very lucky girl who will fuck this corpse. with juicey's head on it.

    dfdg

     

    Let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose!!!!!!!!! (Now that's an erotic phrase!!!!!!!!!!)

    THE END!

May 10, 2008

  • HEll --- I'LL POSESS MYSELF IF I HAVE TO!!

    NEWS: MICHAEL KEATON HAS AN ASS ON HIS FACE. I found this out yesterday, well actually I've known for quite some time. His brows come together to form an ass. On his face. I do not know if this is a workable ass or not, as in, i do not know if it can expell feces. In order for that to happen, there would be some sort of a hole. I have not found one yet. More research will continue.

    Would you guys like to see the ass on Michael keaton's face? Here.assonface Oh by the way i want to have sex with him

    Here, you can see, the ass on his face. It is somewhat defined. Now this is michael keaton's face-ass in its beginning stages. You see, back then when his head was less good, and more young, his brow and thus face-ass was not as prominent. Therefore, his face-ass-crack is not that deep (though even here, you can see it is quite deep). Yet, however, when he was in his younger stages, his face-ass was more pudgy, as he was pudgier and boyisher. So his face-ass would probably be more pinchable and bodacious.

    i just found a website called michael keaton central.

    i got hundreds, no, thousands, of michael keaton pictures. it will feul my obsession even further.

     

    Oh by the way, did i tellyou that one day i will kill michael keaton? I think i am going to kill him. I think it would be good to kill michael keaton.

    illlkillyoumichaelkeaton!! mm yeah.IWILLEATANYTHING mm yeah. FUCK mm yeah.

    FREEDEMONPOSSESSION! BEETLEJUICE!!!!!!!!!! IN ALL HIS BEETLEJUICINESS OOH YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

    some day , i will kill michael keaton. and i want him to know that. i want you to now that, do you hear me, michael keaton.

    i am getting, right nw, millions of michael keaton pictures. this website is so good. i am so very happy and elated. One day, i will slay michael keaton with his own belt and a butchers' knife.

    id say im happy right now. I'm too sexy is playing in slow motion. facial expressions are very good. i just went to taco belland a man ordered 34 tacos! i watched 8 teenagers outside of a house. I am seeing how everything is pointless distraction, including this, nothing is more important than the other, and through my increasing awareness, my happiness will stay independent of all. Everything will be a joke. A big, michael keaton joke. Bad thoughts have been reduced and gotten away with. I am realizing, everything is conditioned stupid pointless thoughts. tis world is a good one and a stupid.

    Seeing as how everything I do is an equally unimportant stupidity, and that they are all little distractions, I am feeling better about my dumb activities. As long as i know they are dumb, and i can

    oh by the wya michael keaton sucks.

    Oh, anyway, as long as i know they are dumb, and i can objectively watch my stupid maneuverisms, I shall be free. This life is a joke. A JOKE!!!! AH - -- AHAHHAHA!! and i will be happy for no reason. See, i discovered, there is no valid reason for being unhappy. Happy = good, correct? Sad = bad, correct? And so, if nothing in life iis of redeemable value and will make me happy, if it's all just stupid routine comfort pillows, i may aswell just be happy watching the stupid crap, eh?!?! Unreasonable happiness! Infact, i will make myself so independantly happy, it will be insane.!

    I'lll kill him.

    fHELL!!I"LL POSESS MYSELF IF I HAVE TO!! SO COMEON DOWN HERE COMEON DOWN HERE COMEONE DOWN HERE HELL!! ----- I'll posess myself if i have to!! And bring the little partners down, hell we've got plenty of snakes and lizards for them to play with.

    i like when he uses bad language and curses. i like when he says hell. i like when he says fuck. i like when he says shit. You see, it's a family friendly movie, but then beetlejuice says shit and fuck. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

    oh by the way, michael keaton, why dont you die?

     

    did you know that in some hentai, girls have penisis? wow!

    beetlejuice, have sex with me!

     

    ooh heres some sexy shots. i realize none of you much care for the sexy shots of beetlejuice, and i apologize. but there may just be some keaton-crazed freaks out there, a rare bunch, who are as obsessed with beetlejuice as i. and they will see there are others. if they are like me, and happened to come across my site, they will be overjoyed. If i found a site by someone else like mine, i would have a heart attack of surreal joy. so this is for you, if you are.

    Beetlejuice15 oh fuck yes.

    Beetlejuice64 oh yes.

    Beetlejuice144 oh yes.

    EE!! this picture is especially great, because helooks especiallly like the stripey i drew on mywall that i stared at for 29347 months!!!!! YEEEEE!!

    im a model oh yes.

    i am too sexy o h god yes. now alll you must admit, he is hot in this picture. i mean, even if you're straight and dont like mr juice. its just a hot expression. i mean, look at his mouth, and his neck bones/whatever the hell they are. his whole demeanor. yes, you all want to suck on him. i can tell. i can sense it through the screen. you ladies out there all want to put him in your mouth. DO NOT DENY IT! DO NOT DENY YOUR PRIMAAL URGES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    wow wow.              wow.                ...  ... . .this is a strange shot. .......... who's thinkin what i'm thinkin!!!!!!!

    i am too sexier oh now this expressonis hot as well.

    come on, let's fuck COME ON,, LET'S FUCKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    fffffffff whaot.

     

    i love him i love him i love him i love him i love himi love him i love him

    my hat yes

    im the ghost with the most he just had a bunch of sex and he's all cummed out.

    sure 'sure,' he says. i will fuck you.

    he's ready tofuck he is very much ready to fuck@!

    grabit!! yeah grab your crotch GRAB IT!! you know it was a nice fucking model now FUCKKING grab it oh yes you're angry you know you want to. you know you want to grab your crotch out of anger.

     

    hwahwa HOTHOTHOTHOTHOT HOT HOT HOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOT

    he says, "FUCK ME!! in my cowboy outfit and sunglasses!! i am minutely chubby."

    well, i always promise hentai, dont i.

    wet_pant oh mr beetlejuice, please violate my clean white panties with your slightly off-white and dirty beetle's Juice!!!

    hwahwa HELL!! IPLL POSESS MYSELF IF I AVE TOO!!hwahwa he's got demons runnin all trhough him. . . allllllllllll through him. . . .

     

     

     

May 4, 2008

  • LOOK LOOK, MICHAEL KEATON 4 IS COMING OUT today!! Michael keaton 4: Michael keaton the movie1!!!!

    LOOK LOOK, MICHAEL KEATON 4 IS COMING OUT today!!michael keaton 4 LOOK LOOK, MICHAEL KEATON 4 IS COMING OUT today!! Michael keaton 4: Michael keaton the movie1!!!! i cannt wait!

    Michael keaton 4: michael keaton the movie!! oh i'm so excited!! I think i'll go see it today!today i laid in my bed with earplugs in and anesthesia'esd myself by dissociating into a hentai fantasy frenzy slightly involving beetlejuice while clutching my michael keaton doll to my tummy and touching myself and/or for the purpose of getting my nipples hard. 008480_39 i like the hentai nipples especially! They are extra large, and for some reason, the aeriola is three dimensional and is like another small breast ontop of the original! Wow! as i laid in my bed, i pretended that i had large hentai nipples that have very large milk holes and breast-fed my michael keaton doll! i fed him lovingly. then i inserted the michael keaton doll into my uterus.jack-frost-2a

    he didn't like that very much. when i was sure he was nice and secure inside my uterus, i heard him scream. so i pulled him out. as i laid in bed, i thought about the new michael keaton movie coming out: michael keaton 4: michael keaton the movie! I got so excited, i erotically vomited into my michael keaton doll and put him into my uterus. he got stuck though. i couldn't get him out. i inserted him so securely and steadfast that there was just no way i could remove him. i think he died in there. 008480_39 i want to have sex with snowman. today i saw juno! it made me want to watch hentai. so i did. boy, hentai is somethin, is not it? it's the greatest invention known to man. then i made a snowman in the yard. next, i sucked on beetlejuice's fingers that filled my little mouth completely as i curled up on his lap and he stroked my little pussy with his other fingers. it was a good day! here's something.split uterus gogutted cd r 2002 today i asked god as i said my prayers before bedtime, "why are the hentai nipples so big?" god said, "When you are older, you will see." i was confused. god should've given me an answer, but he didn't.then god sensed my confusion and insecurity.  he said, "when the time is right, you will know."jack-frost-2a it was a fine day!! today i said to beetlejuice, touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch mewas a fine day!!  touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch mewas a fine day! touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me

    ANSOTIU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIEUPB, SIMET SPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    but he didn't. :(

    michael keaton 4 008480_39 oh yeah. mm. it gets me. off yeah. oh the seus. yes. oh. what? say it. okay. yes. yes it is good. and faster. mm. sex and faster.

    beetlejuice is on my wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    what is this!? what are you doint?! uh, i'm im sorry YOU SHOULDNT BE DOING THIS. IT SI WRONG. now i wil make you wrong. do you like wrogn? now you will be wrong. stop no!no no!!! it is wrong. It is so wrong, stop!
    That is what it sounds like if beetlejuice comes upon me looking at hentai. see he got mad and raped me. i

    then, i went to giant, wher e aman came and molested me in the health food aisle. STOP, i screamed. no, he replied. I tried to run away, but he came after me with a sack and put me in the sack not a burlap sack but his sack lollololllolololo

     

    okay so this okay so this is what i did today. it was funp-113840817460305 oh you dirty little girl, you are trying out orgasm for the first time, are you not? i can tell because your panties are innocently pink and your skin is innocently smooth. she has a loook of pleasure and shame on your face. dirty little pussy. then beetlejuice came and found her, and was very eroticized because of her innocence and fucked her, by her i mean me, because that is me because i did that today it was fun.

    9c1461d5e351a37601ced54658391c90 then i did this.then i did this it was fun. it well see i put my finger in my ass AND in my little pussy. i wanted so bad for something to get stuck inside of it, and my need was so strong, that all i could do out of desperation was stretch it to proportions that i never knew it could go to. it still did not give me the satisfaction as beetlejuice's throbbing stripey dick gushing cum into me would though. so all that it the masturbation did was made me even hornier.jack-frost-2a the snowman. so, i really needed beetlejuice's throbbing stripey dick that would grow even larger with the horniness that beetlejuice posesses in his dirty nasty old guy ghost corpse mind, 000derhb (ugghhhhh)and i was so unsatisfied that i fucked my little teddy bear. it still did nothing, so i laid on my bed and whimpered and wishing beetlejuice would rip me to shreds. now my teddy is all dirty and stained with cum, so i threw him in the corner of my closet so no one could find it. oh how shamed i am!!!

    michael keaton 4 jack-frost-2a michael keaton 4 jack-frost-2a touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me touch me008480_39 008480_39 008480_39 mcculley culkin 008480_39 mcculley culkin

     THEN, i went and licked my nipple. next, i tried to make my nipple get hard by licking it. finally, it started protruding and i

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    hey there, little girl, why are you whimpering? i am whimpering because i want my pussy juices to be milked, and the snowna. well, come with me. i will show you something. what is it? it is the magic

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    today i saw juno!! it was a good movie. in it, a girl named juno is pregnant.
     then she goes and she was going to get an abortion, but she didnt she kept the
    baby but i said why doesnot she kill it my mom said, its not good for people.
    then, juno went home.
     
    it was a very good movie! the other movie i saw was called "the bucket list."
    it involved jack nicholson (one flew over the cooku's nest, batman) and
    morgan freeman (the shawshank redemption, gremlins) as they
    aged gracefully into old age by going and doing things. it had themes of
    carpe diem, seize the day, and old. the movie made me feel good because
    it made me feeluntitled33 that getting old didn't necessarily
    have to be a bad thing, but that many people can age well and gain
    new experiences. Where as i once viewed old age as being a hinderance,
    "the bucket list" starring jack nicholson and Morgan Freeman gave me
    a new humorous, lighthearted perspective of getting older.
     
    yesterday me and my best friend Sydney hung out. we went to the mall where
    we got a few t-shirts at hollister. It was pretty fun, until we got hungry.
    We put our money together and bought a few peices of pizza at the
    pizza place. As we ate them in the food court, i called my mom to let
    her know where we were. "OMG," sydney said as she pointed left. There
    next to us, were the 2 hottest guys i've ever seen! they loooked like
    an emo version of zach and cody from the disney show. I was like, "OMG,
    sydney, like quick take a picture of them on your camera phone!" she
    said no way, it would be too risky. But they were like so hot. Then,
    we met up with Casey and the Marcey sisters at the movies where we
    planned to catch a flick. But the only milk_junkies2-shot
    shows that were playing were alvin and the chipmunks and Crash!
    I said, "no way guys," so we hit the stores again. We went to DEB and
    bought a few pairs of jeans and bras, nothing special. Then we went to christy's
    house (who has like, the hottest brother) and went on myspace
    where i uploaded a picture of myself that I took at the GAP. I was like,
    so cute in it, and it had this totally awesome flowered tee in the background.
    i wanted to get it, but my mom totally wouldn't lend me the money.
    I was so skeezed! :P
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     then we went and there was like the cutest guy on the bench, he
    looked sweet and sensitive, so i like so wanted to talk to him but
    i didn't think that he'd like me butsplit uterus gogutted cd r 2002 he was
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    cg048athey want to give them to you! see, they

    are looking at you and presenting them to you. they want to squish them in your face. go on, theysay, grab

    a mouthful and make htem all slippery and shiny with your saliva,

    JAAAAAAAAAAaAAAA, RU!!!!!!

    waoegi!! fjewoia gos,m maoawei!!they seem to be caring for one another.milk_junkies_2 milk_junkies_2  but they're also doing an erotic, discusting act

    of digging into the breasts and nipples. MMM, STANE and fir.!!!!

     

    i love hentai. everyone looks so soft.

    i bet beetlejuice would like hentai. SOme toiwe i like when they are very embarressed. i like

    when they are very exposed. i like them. SOME TO!!!!!

     

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    well, so me and erin were like catchin the frizz yesterday, when a couple of the gals

    came over and started chillin with us. it was chill, you know, we had fun, kiicked back

    a couple of krizzers, ate some foosles, no big. then we went and AA
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    then me and the guys went to

    hershey park to kick back some

    rides. the rides made us feel.

     

     

     

     

    . .. . .i want to feel.

     

    . . . . . ..

     

     

    please fuck me. . . . .mr juice.

     

    . . . . ... . . . .  ..  .. . please gently kiss and suck, tenderly nip and

    play with my little cunt.

     

    oh, and seothewaioh!!!!

     

    SOMTEHR SOETIHT

     

     OH oh no OH NO SHE DOESNT LOOK LIKE SHE'S ENJOYING THAT!!oh no OH NO SHE DOESNT LOOK LIKE SHE'S ENJOYING THAT!!OH Noh no O SHE DOESNT LOOK LIKE SHE'S ENJOYING THAT!!OH NO SHE DOESNT LOOK LIKE SHE'S ENJOYING THAT!!OH NO SHE oh no DOESNT LOOK LIKE SHE'S ENJOYOH NO SHE DOESNT LOOK LIKE SHE'S ENJOYING THAT!!ING TOH NO SHE DOESNT LOOK LIKE SHE'S Eoh no NJOYING THAT!!HAT!!OH NO SHE DOESNT LOOK LIKE SHE'S ENJOYING THAT!!oh no oh no cg048a milk_junkies2-shot mcculley culkin mcculley culkin

May 3, 2008

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    oh shit. ok guys, so we well do you wall somethiern and other omsethe roiampsoeiut

    do you guys want to siemee wee see my new friend??!?!?!

    2006_0101fbukkk3330003 ISNT HE JUST THE MOST FANTASTIC!? I MANDE HIM IN ART CLASS, AND HE IS MY CUDDLE FRIEND, AND I TAKE BATHS WITH HIM AND WASH HIM AND SLEEP WITH HIM HE IS MY FRIEND AND MY BEST FIRNEDIN THE HOOOOOOLLLLEE WRUUUUUUUURLLDDDDD!

    2006_0101fbukkk3330012  OH AND these are the sexy sexy beetlejuice boots AGH they are so hot they are just like his.

    mcculley culkin mcculley culkin mcculley culkin mcculley culkin mcculley culkin oh by the way, right now is the promenade. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! right now people are having sex and drugs!!! AND rockand rooll!! i'm pretty sure at least. ah, pity. alas, for i have no sex, nor drugs, nor the rock nor roll. instead, i am here doing this and i was going to go, but alas, i have no ride, nor friends, nor drugs. ah, pit.

    here, i have something

    Harma_Heikens_Life_Sucks can you say, fs!?

    well, i think that michael keaton will show up all of a sudden and take me to the prom because in this one movie it was cllawoi called clean and soober he came over to this girl and the dance for all of the addicted people and they were dancing and well then i think they fucked and well, michael keaton was sucking on this one girls ass it was

    Harma_Heikens_Life_Sucks can yousay, fs!?

    yep any minute now.he will come through my ceiling. i will say, "SITTHE SOTMER!"! and he will say, "nay, for THAO!" i wil say, "CIENTHSOT!" and he will say "sadsadsadsadsadsadsadsadsadsadsadsadsadsadsadsadsadsadsadsadsadsadsadsa"

    <ihvenofriends> FOST!

    oh. so this one movie it was called jack frost.

    michaekeat was in it. he sucked.

    would you like to see this picture of this movie?

    he was a snowman.

    he was well see, i he came back from the dead.

    here and oh yeah he is n the form of snowman. here for you.

    ooh, beetlejuice is so hot. mm. yeah. mm. okay, yea. do it. harder. and yes. oh, and yes. yes oh. OH! i think i want to .. . . lick him and his arm a nd ooh yeah. i happen to be going down the mypictures and i hapen to catcha glimpse of him/. then i get orgasm. then i go oh yeah. mm. hes pretty hot i think, you know what,? i think he's pretty hoTTTTTTTTTTTTT.

     

     008480_39 okay so thsi is the snowman plz. . . .. . . .. . .. . ..yeah that is it.

    jack-frost-2a oh here it is again.

    ohm, i think they gave him a michaekeat brow. he looks horny. oh yeah. i do the snowman. i would do it. him. i would do the snowman above. i woud have sex with it then id leave. but first id lick it oh. oh yes. that is a good . picture the sonnowman makees me horny and well pervert. mm. yeh. i think, it is sexy but why is he like that? why would have sex with snowmaN? no.

    3870 mm.. mm yeh. yeah. do it. yes and harder. yes this pciture is the hornyist. i think it is very  horny it makes me horny. i think you can see its panties. why does it stand like that? probably because i t wnats to have sex with you. i think it is rather horny and i think it is 15 years old do you think? mm yeah. i get hard. when i see it. it gets me hard. does it get you hard well , actually, i think that it would give a man a blow job because it looks sexual.

    hentai mm. mm yeah and deeper do you like it? yes. here she as sex with a wood block and well why would yoou have sex witha wood block? would you have sex witha wood block i would not. but then again it seems to be good. the woodblock i think that she is saying, "Orgasm orgasm orgasm" if you could translate the japenese text, she is probably saying orgasm and stop mm its good. yeah. do it. and better.

    faster and better. mm.

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    I HAVE BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well i'm not going to say DISORDER, but i have BORDERLINE PERSONALITY TRAITS!!! AHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! I have read it on wikipedia over and over and over again, but did not see it as myself. Then i typed in "hating past self" into google, and i got this site with a bunch of articles on it by a guy who had it, and IT IS ALL MEEEEEEE!!! HSHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAH!!! EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THING IS HOW I AM, AND EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THING ARE THE THEMES THAT ARE INCUBATING IN MY HEAD IN THIS NEW ALFRED SHOW ---- AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! IT IS THE EXACT THING!!!!!!!! OH joy. oh joy oh joy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THese articles will HELP ME IN THIS ALFRED EPISODE AND IT WILL HELP IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHAHAHH!! OH JOY!! OH JOY!!

     

    THIS ARTICLE. it perfectly describes my little alfred. the needy, narcissistic sunofabitch. I suppose alfred is borderline (though a much more extreme version that turned into hallucinogenic dissociative identity disorder). AH - HAHAHAHAHHAHAH!! OH HOW I LOFE!! OH HOW I SIT AND LAUGH AND JOY!!!!!! this is a very clarifying article. it is sorting out all of the things in this new show i am making, and putting things in good places and sorting them and alfred's head out nicely. THIS WILL ADD TO MUCH, mUCH CONNECTIONS AND INCUBATIONS!!! OH MR AJ MAHARI, I THANK YOU SIR!~!!!!!

April 28, 2008

April 27, 2008

  • not gay, like i mean furrealyou

    I HAVE LIMTITED TIME

    oh. so today, i wa sitting here, and i was just you know, like, i was well see i went to costcos , i mean big loots eariler, and we were discussing which brand of laundry detergetnt bo to buy and i said that dawm was better for its, money, but KlausFresh was a bigger buy. Better for its money vs. bigger buy? I dont think so!! :P :P LP

    :P PP (it is a playful face. it has its tongue sticking out, as if i am in a playful manner. that's why i put it there. )

    on the other hand, when i went to the waffel house, i didn't know but there was aman behind me taht looks like tim hank.s HE was sitter ther, and i said , to my best brother, "Hey that guy looks like tim hanks." my brother turned around and said that it was not him, and i said  , "Yeah, look at him, he looks like that retarded man." And he says "what retareted man?" and i said "you know, that one movie wwe saw on tv. there was a guy on it, and he was a retard, and his name was forst. gum. and you know him? That is the retard i was talking about . and look behind me. he looks like him." so my brother turned around, and h e said, "no, that looks like um, dave matthews." and i said, "isnt that a band/" a n and he said no, i got his scd yuesterday, it had on like 4 songs and then i wenton limewire and so i could download more, and thenit didn't start up. So i said, "no, that guy well, i think that it's like a band, and i think the lead guy's nae name is chuck?" and he said "no."

    okay so well right there i have this guy i got at goodwill. His mouth is open. like  one of those blow up dolls. And so me and my brother sere sitting there, a d i said,"I bet you that if i put him in the curb, some man would pick him up and try and have sex with him. because his mouth is open like a blow up dol." and my brother said "how do you figure?" and i said because "his mouth is open like a blow up doll/" and so my btorhother said, "well actually, how could he fit his penis/cock in there becasue the doll is like 9 inches toll. i dont think he can fit his dick in there. Atleast a man could not." And i said, "Yes he could. see , these guys that pick up the doll from the curb, they are dsesoperate, and so he would probably try." and so my brother said "well why dont we just go see then and i said fine" and so we went to the curb, and we put thim there. we waited for 75 minutes and watched there is something about a mary. wehn the man did not come to put his penis in the mouth, we went and got bored so we went and got the doll then we went to the dairy quen and we bought like 5 things, and then we ate them newxt to this one man he did not like it one bit.

    well, then we went to a black people fair. i said what is a black people fiar? my brother said well it's a place where al the black people go, and they eat things and well see they are doing it so they can put the neighborhood back in the hood. i mean the neighbor back in the hood. i said, that is catchy did you make that up?/where did you get that from? he said, they had shirts with it on them. soo we went. when we got there we saw a balloon and three men. the wery black and we said those look like nice men. we also saw a booth with hotdogs it sold hot dogs. we went and bout two. then we saw a pamphelet place. it sold pamphlets on drugs. i said 'lets go get some panphelets' my brother said 'okay.' we went and got some.  a nice black woman gave them to us for free. one had dxm, and the other had pills. i said 'well these pamphlets are scary, i dnt think i want pillsn now.' well see, because in the pamphlet, they had a picture of a guy who wa s on pills, and his eyes were liked weird, and his hands were on his head and he looked sad. so i dont want to do pills.

    omg, o my god u shud have seen this one dUde, he was sitting nest to me in da waiting rom? he had like blU hair and like orange nails? i said, to my brother 'loook at that man he has orange nais? Why doe he look like that? He said, 'oh i dont know but dont look becasue hell probably get anGry.' i said, 'omg he just looked at j00' the man turned his head but i was scared, we were waiting in lines for the dentist, and this guy he looked like one scry d00d. but see, well i said to my brother 'i think that man is looking at j00.' he said 'no hes not now leave me alone i want to read spiderman/' i said to him, 'no he aint he lookin at j00 look, look up there he is.' but my brother said 'now quit it now,' and i said Look at him . so he finally got mad and said okay and looked up , and he looked up across DA waiting room at that guy but when he looked up the guy wasn't looking at him. so then we had to go get our teeth cleaned, and i got a orange toothbrush

    omg tim hanks, i dont like him. well see, i dont like retards, and hew as one in that one movie forrest gum. I dont like that man.

    OM G so, micael keaton . grrrr, he gt on my nerves. grr. and so well i think he suck ass bcz oOMG tHOSE GHOSTS KILL HIM IN THE MOST RETARDED WAY IN THAT 1 MOVIE IT WAS SO GAY because well they like came out of nowhere and lik e started draging him off and i was like "WTF!!" this is sooooo0000 retarded why are they doin that!? it was SOO gay like you reallyshould see it because OMG THOSE GHOSTS KILL HIM IN LIKE THE MOST RETARTED WAY i am serious. you guys should see it because its so gay like its gayer then anything i've seen but no actually you shouldnt see it becasue youd wast your money and well you probly shouldnt spend your money on it cuz its just so gay. grr.

    omg so like i saw dis one movie on tvo today aind i didnt know what it wuz so i typed it in the computre and this is what i got and OMG like it was soo gay like really dont see it, becase its like really gay see look at it.mcculley culkin OMG like no, like you cant tell me thats not gay like fur real, like that's like just reTRDED amcculley culkin mcculley culkin mcculley culkin like i mean it was like so gay so just dont tell me its not gay, like i mean furrealyou cant saythat its not gamcculley culkin mcculley culkin mcculley culkin