February 2, 2010

  • they did not like it the masses did not like it, what i made for them.

    ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh did my soul get sucked out?

    did it get sucked out>? somehowwww, in the midst.

    SUCKED OUT SUCKED OUT SUCKED OUT SUCKED OUT HOW DID IT GET SUCKED OUT!!!

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    HELP!!! HOW did mY SOUL GET SUCKED OUT?!!?!!?? WHAT DID IT?!?!?!?

    MAYBE IT WAS BeCAUSE I LOST MY UGLINESS!!! SINCE IVE been to college i stoped being ugly. DID I REALly go corrupt?

    DID I GO CORRUPT


    IT reminds me of a song I wrote that Alfred was going to sing. But now i think its more appropriate that i sing it myself!

     

    "They call me ol' yeller

    oh they gon' take me out back and shoot me

    Yes they calll me ol' yeller

    Oh they gon' take me out back and shoot me

    I've got the rabies so badl_4cb55fc1e3c74e6e9f3cd9b77fa951db

    And i'm a useless dirty dog

    Please please step right up take me out of my misery"

     

    For according to the masses my spunk has been lost, and i have turned into what i have feared the most. what i have been fighting this whole time: a douche

     

    OH HHHH haVE I BECOME DOUCHE?!!?!?

     

    OHHHHHHH HAVE I BECOME DOUCHE?!?!?!??!?l_4cb55fc1e3c74e6e9f3cd9b77fa951db l_4cb55fc1e3c74e6e9f3cd9b77fa951db

     

     

    Well maybe all of you fans are in luck, for SELF PITY has recently returned!! SELF PITY was what i had when i made the ones that you DID like.

    PHERAPS THIS WILL PUT ME IN A NEW GOLDEN AGE OF SELF PITY AND CARTOONS THAT YOU CAN LIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

     

     

     

    HAVE I become douche have i become douche have i become douche???

     

    After all???

     

    In the end???

     

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    Maybe its cause i just got a boyfriend like two weeks ago, my first one ever in my loife! And thus i have love!!! Lack of love was my motivator before, and so now that i have it, That is just enough to normalize anyone and kill their work!!!

     

     

     

    well fuck the masses what is wrong with me. i said it once i said it again what is wrong with me

    FUCk the masses

     

    well fuck the masses!!!!!

     

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    maybe i should just get rid of my boyfriend and sacrifice myself in getting love that i have been so depraved of for years, and then, the masses will be happy because iwill give them worthwile things again!!!!

     

     

    maybe i was only good cuse i thought no one liked me, and once i found out people liked me maybe my soul got sucked out. But now they dont like me anymore. so maybe this is good.

     

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    OMGOMGOGMOGM
    LOOK WHAT JSUT HAPPENED WHILE I WAS ON 4CHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

     

     

    someond did this not me! someone else!!!

     

    STOP DOWNLOADING VIRUSES FROM BLATANT FILE UPLOADER SPAM. 99% of the links contain viruses.
    They all have shitty canned "anon delivers" type responses. We're working to block it, but for now, stop being idiots!

    New boards launched! Advice, Literature, News, International, Science & Math, 3DCG.

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    18 KB Anonymous 02/02/10(Tue)23:55:46 No.193894017  

    Tell me about her, /b/

    >> Anonymous 02/02/10(Tue)23:57:11 No.193894437
    ...Only friends, nothing moar. Ever. ;_;
    >> Anonymous 02/02/10(Tue)23:58:00 No.193894668
    shes adorable, i love her to bits, just happens to be my best friend =[
    >> Anonymous 02/02/10(Tue)23:58:50 No.193894901
    >>193894017
    Alfred Christ?!

     

     

     

    oAOAHAOHOH!OH!OH!!HOO!O!O!HO!H!OH REFERENCE ON 4chAN I AM WET!

January 29, 2010

  • IF YOU ARE IN CALLEGE PRINT THIS OUT GIVE IT TO THE DOUCHES FOR LEARNING PURPOSES

      !YOU! --EVER LOOK AROUND THIS BLAND SOULLESS CAMPUS AND WONDER:
                                         WHERE ARE ALL THOSE COMMUNISTS THEY PROMISED ME!?!!!!!!)!!!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?

    WELL YOU’RE IN LUCK!! Just -----Take our special simple QUIZ!!

    1. DO YOU: (circle all that apply)

    a)Work     b)Want to unite    joe_stalin1258141669.jpg

    2. DO YOU LOOK LIKE EITHER OF THE FOLLOWING? (circle all that apply)

    a)  b) c) d)

    If you didn’t already realize what these fine fellows have in common, it is that they are from the glorious undercrust of adversity!!! Thus we must !!UNITE!!! in adversity to Defeat the perverse Sprawl that is taking away all our hiding spots, and Destroy the Yuppies! Death to the American familial cube!! Death to Meal Plannery!! Death to douchery, bullshittery, fakery, boredom and all the rest of ‘em! 

    I will post pictures of our enemies below: (If you see them, wave your fist in Jubileetriumph! They shall fall soon!!)

    CAPITALISTS:

    a) b) c )d)

    THIS CAMPUS IS BORING!! BORED BORED BORING!! IM BORED, AND YOU ARE TOO, I GUARANTEE!!

    DO YOU WANT TO RIDE IN THE CAR?!?!?!?!? UP FRONT AND ON POINT YEAHY MAN I SAY YEAHY!!!!

    DO YOU WANT BLISS??

    I PROMISE YOU, EXEMPLARY, INTOLERABLE BLISS!!!

    WE SHALL BE MILLIONARES OF FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Just contact all you have to do is contact  - ME!- Emily Youcis!!

    I SWEAR ON THE BOOK! THE BOOK OF GAYMONEY AND OF THE GODS!!! GILGAMESH!!!!!!!!!

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      !YOU! --EVER LOOK AROUND THIS BLAND SOULLESS CAMPUS AND WONDER:
                                         WHERE ARE ALL THOSE COMMUNISTS THEY PROMISED ME!?!!!!!!)!!!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?

    WELL YOU’RE IN LUCK!! Just -----Take our special simple QUIZ!!

    1. DO YOU: (circle all that apply)

    a)Work     b)Want to unite    joe_stalin1258141669.jpg

    2. DO YOU LOOK LIKE EITHER OF THE FOLLOWING? (circle all that apply)

    a)  b) c) d)

    If you didn’t already realize what these fine fellows have in common, it is that they are from the glorious undercrust of adversity!!! Thus we must !!UNITE!!! in adversity to Defeat the perverse Sprawl that is taking away all our hiding spots, and Destroy the Yuppies! Death to the American familial cube!! Death to Meal Plannery!! Death to douchery, bullshittery, fakery, boredom and all the rest of ‘em! 

    I will post pictures of our enemies below: (If you see them, wave your fist in Jubileetriumph! They shall fall soon!!)

    CAPITALISTS:

    a)b)c)d)

    THIS CAMPUS IS BORING!! BORED BORED BORING!! IM BORED, AND YOU ARE TOO, I GUARANTEE!!

    DO YOU WANT TO RIDE IN THE CAR?!?!?!?!? UP FRONT AND ON POINT YEAHY MAN I SAY YEAHY!!!!

    DO YOU WANT BLISS??

    I PROMISE YOU, EXEMPLARY, INTOLERABLE BLISS!!!

    WE SHALL BE MILLIONARES OF FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Just contact all you have to do is contact  - ME!- Emily Youcis!!

    I SWEAR ON THE BOOK! THE BOOK OF GAYMONEY AND OF THE GODS!!! GILGAMESH!!!!!!!!!

January 7, 2010

  • G G ALLin - ALFRED FUCKS HIMSELF http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/523823

    9 October 2009

    Rants In E Minor: Dubstep, I just don't get it!

    NME.com recently published this article, on dubstep, proclaiming 2009 to be the year that dubstep "broke". Now forgive me for being pernickity, but the term "broke" or "breaking" usually refers to becoming prominent in the mainstream, say like Arctic Monkeys in 2005/2006 or the explosion of punk in 1976/77. Let me ask you, can you see anything like either of those right now in mainstream culture? I certainly can't. NME have done this before, in 2007, when punk supposedly broke for a second time (conveniently 30 years after the original) but really it was only Gallows who achieved a modicum of fame outside of the underground. In comparison to the Atlantic Ocean-sized impact of the Sex Pistols, The Clash et al, Gallows were like the water in your toilet.



    Similarly, dubstep has had little if no affect on the modern world. Okay, punk didn't exactly turn the world on it's head, but it's impossible to ignore the affect it had. Fantastic music that was different to anything heard before, a youth sub-culture that came to symbolise both the genre and the latter half of that decade and a DIY ethic that has survived to this very day. Unfortunately that ethic has helped create this abortion of a genre At the risk of sounding like a wholly out-of-touch 60-something, dubstep is little more than repetitive instrumentals with the occasional looped electronic riff thrown in. It's like listening to fucking Kraftwerk. The genre is miles away from breaking anything; its three biggest points so far, in terms of exposure, are Burial's nomination for the Mercury Prize, a Britney remix and Skream's kinda good remix of La Roux's "In For The Kill". That's it; two b-side remixes and the token urban genre nomination for a prize losing prestige faster than you can say Speech DeBelle.



    Whilst almost every other epoch-defining and groundbreaking music genre of the modern era has had widespread appeal and following (Rock N Roll, Punk, Electronica, Dance and House), dubstep seems to be the preserve of either nerdy enthusiasts, with encyclopedic knowledge of the genre, or middle class suburban white kids, yearning to be cool and out there. I'm sure the creators of dubstep tracks put a lot of heart, soul and effort into their music, but it seems like the simplest genre about. Subterranean bass, unbelievably dull and repetitive beats, moody atmosphere, a little cyclical keyboard hook thrown in every now and then, and in Burial's case, snippets of noise from the urban world. Stoned braindead chimps could make an album of this tripe, no problem.
     
    middle class suburban white kids, yearning to be cool and out there.
    middle class suburban white kids, yearning to be cool and out there.
    middle class suburban white kids, yearning to be cool and out there. middle class suburban white kids, yearning to be cool and out there. middle class suburban white kids, yearning to be cool and out there. middle class suburban white kids, yearning to be cool and out there. middle class suburban white kids, yearning to be cool and out there. middle class suburban white kids, yearning to be cool and out there.
     
    WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE MIDDLE CLAsS SUBUREBAN WHITE KIDS

    WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE MIDDLE CLASS SUBUEBAN WHITE IKDS


    WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE MIDDLE CLASS SUBURBAN WHITE KIDS

    WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE MIDDLE CLASS SUBURBAN WHITE KIKDS?!!!!!!!!!!!!


    WHY!?????????????????????????


    ARE WE NOT WORTHY ENOUGH FOR YOU!? ARE WE SO INFERIOR!?! WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!!?!??! WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK>?!!??


    WHO ELSE IS THERE, MOTHERFUCKER?!?!? GIVE ME A WORTHIER DEMOGRAPHIC!!>!>?


    WHAT IS A WORTHIER DEMOGRAPHIC!?!?!??!

    IF YOU SAY SAID POOR BLACK KIDS, AND IF POOR BLACK KIDS LIKED DUBSTEP, WOULD IT THEN BE WORTHY?!

    SOUNDS LIKE A LITTLE RACIALLY -INCLINED PREJEDOUCE BULLSHIT THEN!
     
    ITS LIKE YOU HAVE TO BE POOR TO BE WORTHY!

    ITS LIKE YOU HAVE TO BE BLACK TO BE WORTHY!
    ITS LIKE YOU HAVE TO SUFFER TO BE "REAL" AND "WORTHY" AND "GOOD" AND "COOL"
     
    I WONT EVEN SAY HOW THE MIDDLE CLASS SUBURBAN KIDS STILL GET RAPED AND BEATEN!!
     
    AND EVEN THOSE WHO DIDNT, WOULD YOU LIKE US TO GO OUT THERE AND GET RAPED AND BEATEN , AND THEN IF WE LISTEND TO DUBSTEP, WED SUDDENLY BE COOL AND GOOD ENOUGH?!?

    WHAT WORD IS HE EVEN TRYING TO USE ????? COOL OR GOOD ENOUGH TO MAKE THE MUSIC THEY LISTEN TO COOL AND GOOD??
    WHAT WORD ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO USE?? WOULD NOT THAT MAKE YOU SOME ONE WHO IS YEARNING TO BE COOL, YOU FUCKING AUTHOR???
    WHAT THE FUCK IS SO WRONG WITH US?!?!?!



    WHAT OTHER BRAND OF PEOPLE IS MORE WORTHY?? OH! I BET IF ETHIOPIANS LIKED IT, THEN IT WOULD BE WORTHY MUSIC, AMIRIGHT?!?!??


    I THINK THAT THE WORLD IS NATURALLY PREJEDOUCE AGAINST WHITE MIDDLE CLASS SUBURBAN KIDS!!!
     
    WELL IF THEN WE ARE SO INFERIOR BECAUSE WE CAME FROM WEALTH, THEN I SUPPOSE THE WEALTH HAS MADE US INFERIOR!!

    THUS WE ARE SUFFERING FROM THE INJUSTICE BROUGH TUPON US FROM 'SPOILING' AND 'CODDLING'!!! WHICH IS WHAT IT SEEMS THE WORLD IS SMASHING UPON US !
     
    WE HAVE BEEN TUIRNED MUTATED SOFT PUSSY NAIVE IDIOTS THEN I GUESS, FROM THE SPOILS OF BURGOISE MIDDLE CLASSERY!!!
     


    AND THEN< I GUESS< WE ARE SUFFERING THENJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    SO THEN, IS OUR INFERIOR LOT  -- WE ARE INFERIOR -- AND SO THEN I GUESS WE ARE WORTHY!!!


    WHAT THE FUCK?!@?!!?


    THE WORLD ALL HATES MIDDLE CLASS SUBURBAN WHITE KIDS, AND THEY ARE CHAINING THEM AND PUTTING THEM DOWN BY THE ASSUMPTION THAT WE SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY, AND WE"RE JUST WASTE!!!

    AND SOOOOO THENNNNN< WHAT IF WE ARE!!! WE MAY AS WELL HAVE BEEN RAISED TO BE UNSERIOUS NAIVE WASTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
     
    IF THAT IS THE CASE, THEN WE ARE MOST CERTAINLY THE UNDERDOGS HERE< AMIRIGHT>!>!>!!>!>!>

    WE HAVE BEEN DEPRIVED THE HEART AND SOUL THAT COMES WITH SUFFERING!?!??!?

    IF SO THEN,
    THEN WE ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH!!!
     
    THEN WE ARE THE SUFFERING STEAMING MATTING ROTTING MESS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE CHAIN!!!!


    THEN WE ARE, INFACT< WHAT ALL YOU ARE DEEMING 'WORHTY!!!!""
     
    AND SO WITH OUR STRIFE, I SUPPOSE, THE MUSIC WE LISTEN TO WILL BECOME "GOOD" or "WORLD CHANGING" or "REVOLUTIONARY"
     
     
     
    THIS SHIT IS BACKWARDS MAN, IVE SEEN IT BEFORE I"VE BEEN FED UP WITH THIS WHITE MIDDLE CLASS SHIT FOR QUITE SOME TIME,
     
     
    WE ARE SEEN AS INFERIOR PEOPLE WITH NO OPINIONS
     
    WE ARE THE ONES WHO ARE BEING PUT DOWN
     
    AND THE WORST PART ABOUT IT IS, BECAUSE WE COME FROM WHAT THEY DEEMED 'PRIVELEGED," NO ONE WILL EVERY RECOGNIZE IT./ ITS THE TABOO THING, NO ONE WOULD EVER CONSIDER PEOPLE WHO ARE 'PRIVELEGED" AS PEOPLE WHO ARE BEING PUT DOWN.
     
    AND NO ONE WILL EVER CONSIDER OUR STRIFE TO BE REAL STRIFE, BECAUSE WE ARE "PRIVELEGED." AND ONCE THAT COMES UP, EVERYONE GETS FILLED WITH SHAME AND GUILT AND PUTTING YOU TO SHAME AND SHAME AND GUILT AND BLAH BLAH BVLAH>
     
    I GUESSS YOU HAVE TO SUFFER IN A "REAL" WAY IN ORDER TO BE SUFFERING.

    THAT IS WORLD-APPROVED SUFFERING WE"RE TALKING ABOUT, THE WORLD APPROVES ONE KIND OF SUFFERING, BUT CONDEMNS AND DOES NOT RECOGNIZE ANOTHER. AND THAT IS THE WORST, BECAUSE IF WE CLAIM WE ARE SUFFURING, WE FEEL GUILTY BECAUSE THE WROLD HAS TOLD US THAT WE ARE NOT>.
     
     
    WELL, IF THE MIDDLE CLASS SUBURBAN WHITE KIDS ARE SO FUCKING INFERIOR, TO EVERYONE I KNOW , AND TO THE WORLD, THEN I GUESS WE HAVE BEEN RAISED INEFFICIEANTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
    AND THERES JUST SO MUCH FUCKING SHAME AND GUILT AND POINTING AND NOSE-UP-ASSHOLE SHIT ASSOCIATED WITH THIS WHOLE DEAL.
     
    WHY!?>


     OUR PRIVELEGEDNESS IS CHAINING US AND MAKING US THE SCUM OF THE EARTH.
     
     
    JUST WHAT IS SCUM AND WHAT IS NOT SCUM, IN THIS FUCKING WORLD TODAY?!?! I TELL YOU ITS FUCKING BACKWARDS.
     
     
     
    IN OTHER WORDS WATCH MY SHOW

    http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/523823

December 27, 2009

  • what i herd you can get ggallinsex onliINE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
    Posted by emily-youcis [Edit]
    Dec. 19, 2009 @ 4:03 PM ESTIAM AN OUTLAW SCI AM OUTLAW SCUMFUC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!
    WATCH MY POARN!!!!!!!!!!!! AND MY BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!wanna know where?
    Hey GORLS,get all the ggallinsexinNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDD

    HEY WANT GG ALLIN SEX COME TO
    : al you have to do is go to: come to:
    G G ALLIN SEX AT COM">EMILY_YOUCIS@NEWGROUNDS>COM!!!!!!!!!!
    JOIN---- (and scoin) ;) ;) ;) =------- TONIGHT!!

    !15 mysteries rosary gorgeous met

December 26, 2009

  • Playful_Skwisgaar_and_Toki_by_lady_nephthys

     

    what i herd you can get ggallinsex onliINE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?

    Posted by emily-youcis [Edit] Dec. 19, 2009 @ 4:03 PM EST

    IAM AN OUTLAW SCI AM OUTLAW SCUMFUC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!

    I AM OUTLAW SCUMFUC!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !! NOr, are YOU!!!
    HAW!
    I AM OUTLAW SCUMFUC OUTLAWSCUMFUC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!

    ALL IVE EVER WANTED ALL IVE EVER WANTEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    I AM OUTLAW SCUMFUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

    LOOK AT ME, BOW DOWN! I AM OUTLAW SCUMFUC OUTLAW SCUMFUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCBOWDOWN!!!!!!!
    !!!

    WATCH MY POARN!!!!!!!!!!!! AND MY BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    TODAY!
    wanna know where?
    Hey GORLS, i herd you can get gg allin sex on line?!?????????????????????????????
    NOWAYWHERE!??!
    only at ggallinsex@emily-youcis@/newgrounds.co m ofcourse
    ;)
    get all the ggallinsexinNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDD

    HEY WANT GG ALLIN SEX COME TO
    : al you have to do is go to: come to:
    G G ALLIN SEX AT EMILY_YOUCIS@NEWGROUNDS>COM!!!!!!!!!!!

    NEWGROUNDS.COm!? really thought that was a place for square dorkboys NOT!~!!!!!
    no, not at all!

    so yes, ladies, single? come get all the gg allin sex you need ----- and breed-----AND DESERVE LOL!!!!

    at gg allin sex @emily-youcis@temple.edu,.

    what?

    THATS right that's right ladies dorkboys it's G G ALLINSEX@emily-youcis/newgrounds.com!!
    !!!

    JOIN---- (and scoin) ;) ;) ;) =------- TONIGHT!!!
    that's right G G allin that's GEnuine Genuine Aughtentic Lexipro LOvesexx In Nuts

     

     

    ANd also it seems i've been condemming fandom this whole time but actually no. As you know i've had a fandom for a variety of unreal things for many years.Why g g allin is now my fantasy love of choise. And yes, it used to be pickles the drummer but why cant we just have two loves at once?!?!

    but now i see that all the fandom sex is just love. and the girls who do it arent doing it for fame. they're only doing it cause its hot and it takes them out of the day to day life and gives them something to dream for . that's what beetlejuice did for me, that's what g g allin's been doing for me. ANd they only do it so the other girls who happen to love the same things they do and if they happen to see a referece of it they scream, they do it so all those other girls like them can scream the same. it's just like a big giant orgy love fest.

    OH g g allin, i will animate porn of you too!!

    with alfred fucking your dead corpse!!

    becuase both he, and you, fuck the dead!!!!!

     

    (perhaps one day i dig up g g allin's dead corpse and have some fandom of my own :) ):;0;0;00p#$&##$&)&#($&$#()&#$(dog dog

December 19, 2009

  • daEMILYSHOWep.2:G G allin rapes/liberates the Common house biddies

    EPISODE ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    GG GOE TO SCKOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    GG DON WAN GOTA SCKOO BUT GG HAS TOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    SHITTY SCHKOO!!! SHITTY CRAPPY SCHKOO!!!!

    gg too wild for schoo. and as you can see, he is too whild for school.

    gg

    see, they wanted g g to make a paper plate spider. but g g messed up. he was too wild and just couldn't glue those pipe cleaner legs on. "DONT LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed G G. "DONT LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" this later inspired his next song, "dont talk to me." except look, was substituted for talk. ';) WELL IM JUST SICK AND TIRED OF MAKING PAPER PLATE SPIDERS!!!!!!!! SITTING IN ROOMS MAKING PAPER PLATE SPITERS, MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! g g did not like the phone. SO HE SMASHED IT IN ITS FACE!?!??!???!?!?!?!

    broken_phone_l broken_phone_l broken_phone_l

     

     

    hee hee!

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    episode 2:

    Sneaky G G and the GORL.

     

    G G saw the GORL. he said, wow thats a beautiful GORL.

    joe-jonas-love-sick sike, NOT@@@@!!

     

     ofcourse the gorls dont like g g, because they are stuck up cunts.

    so  g g went up to a girl dog: "excuse me, baby, but can i eat your leftovers?" he was referring to her leftover food that she was eating, because g g allin was a stray dog and he liked to eat the trash. he was also refering to the uneaten portions of her cunt, which ofcourse were uneaten because she was a stuck up cunt.

    g g WANTED to eat her cunt, see, he WANTED to please her and eat er out, i mean he WOULD VE just DONE IT, lIKE HE WOULD VE JUST FUCKED THAT BITHC,!!!!!! but no, she wouldnt haven it, she let a perfectly good cunt go to waste. Most importantly, she DENIED the GOOD that g g and many others coudl grant upon your cunt you frigid whore. yea, she SlAPPED g g allin. she slapped him hard.

    but g g allin knows that wasteful stuck up cunts need to get raped because once you get raped you get turned on, and he wanted to save that bitch from her frigid misery! also, g g knows that you cant keep a good dog down. ';) '

    so, g g allin rpaed the gorl!!!

    and when he was done with her she was cured!!"wow, " she said as she laid under g g allin's chin on his hot fucking chest with his hot fucking tats sweet tats. "wow. you shuuuurrre did me good! did notr know  that was coming, was not expecting that. Thank you g g allin for raping me, the common House biddie, and letting me remember i am a dog, not a people, and that i have been putting on pepople clothes even thouhg i am actually a dog!"

    for lo, she was not a human no more. She was dog.

    EHDN>

     

     

     

     

     

     

    EPISODE 3 GG ALLIN RAPES CUNTS

    ashley-dupre-permission-1 BIDDIES UR CUNT GONNA GET RAPED!!GirlsGoneWild  BIDDIES UR CUNT GONNA GET RAPED!!gang_raped_linda you-gonna-get-raped ashley-dupre-permission-1 YOUR WALKING ROUND YORU COLLEGE NOT USING YOUR PUSSY!!GirlsGoneWild INSTEAD YOUR JUST TAKING EXAMS AND BEING STUCK UP AND WeARING UGGZ!!gang_raped_linda NOW GOD GAVE YOU THE GIFT OF YTOUR PUSSY!!you-gonna-get-raped NOW GOD SAY DONT LET A GOOD THING GO TO WASTE!!!!

     

    NOW WHAT YOU THINK GOD GOONNA DO WHEN HE SEES YOU BEEN AN UNGRATEFUL CUNT!?!!ashley-dupre-permission-1 GirlsGoneWild gang_raped_linda THATS you-gonna-get-raped RIGHT HE GON SEND G G TO YO COLLEGE HE GONN RIIP OFF YOUR UGGZ BOOTS EAT YOUR MASS OF LEFTOVERS AND HE GON CORRUPTIFY AND LIBERATE YO CUNT?!!!!!?!?!??!?!?!!?you-gonna-get-raped gg13 20090702-Sierra-Reidy-with-Weisser-GIrls College Friends UGGs UGG Boots <<UGGS@!!you-gonna-get-raped 20090702-Sierra-Reidy-with-Weisser-GIrls College Friends UGGs UGG Boots <UGSS!!gg13 you-gonna-get-raped

     

    yea yea cause g g HOTHTOHTOHTOHTOHOHTOHTOHTOTHOTHTOH
    HOTHOTHOTHOTHOHTTallin OHTOHTOHTOTHOTHTOH
    HOTHOTHOTHOTHOHT
    HTOHTOHTOHTOallin THOTHOTHOHTOHTOHTOTHOTHTOH
    HOTHOTHOTHOTHOHT

    YOU ARE CLEAN AND HE IS DIRTY!!! GET RID OF YOUR CLEAN AND COME BE DIRTY!!

    AND SO YOU GON LIKE IT!J!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    College Friends UGGs UGG Boots NAIEVE LITTLE INNOCENT COLLEGE GORLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mm - mm oh yeh.

     

     

    oohohhhhhh he gon corrupt you and thus save your soul THATS RIGHT save yo soul from uggz consumer douchery iamright iamright yes yes save yo soul you biddies from becoming a plastic sheelllll

    oh biddies you've been lookin fo dat real thang youve been lookin for it so you buy uggz boots and get college douche males to want to fuck you but you dont fuck tehm cause like we say you a stuck up frigid cunt

    A STUCK UP FRIGID CUNT!??!!?!!!?!?!?!?!? WHO DO NOT GIVE HER LEFTOVERS AWAY!@?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!

     

    yes yes you've had no personality on that textamaphone fo so long so long that you have grown into a rigid frigid shell of a slut thats right you look like a slut but you retain no actual qualities because like i say, you keep that tight fresh ripe pussy to yoself and you dont give away no  leftovers.

     

    SELFISH I SAY!!
    SELFISH!!!!

     

    WELLLLLLLLLLLLL Oh common house biddies to we have a soluuUUUUTIon fo yo SINNERY!!!!!!

    gg13 g g allin

    Why it'll cleanse you of your suburban white devil crimes, it'll give you dat realness you CRAVE but have forgotabout long time ago you faux-slut, and  yes get thsi ittll make you CUM yes CUM

    gg13 g g allin

    oohhhh you cant feel remember you always be on that textamaphone plus you dont know how to speak correctly but NWOWWW we shall make you cum

    gg13 yo almighty  savior jesus christ allin
    ALLLLL

     

    YES HE SHALL SSAAVVVE YOU FROM FRIGID FEMALE DOUCHERY!!!!

    forgottne how to feel yo body ? forgotten what's real??

     

    WELL G G ALLIN IS DA REALEST@!!!!!!!!!!!!!! why?

    1) live in trash

    2) scumfuc

    3) have you heard him SCREAM?!?!?! :0!!!!!!!

    4) he is horny and likes to fuck

     

    YES YES YES in this society scumfucs are the realest things there are

    infact they are not humans, corrupted nude humans who pretend to put on clothes~~!!

     

    why dont you know? Scumfucs are DOGS!!!!

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    yes their dogs G G aLLIN was a dog that's right, he's Fuckin', The Dog.

     

    You see, G g allin was raised by stray dogs in the alleys and the trash!!!!!!!!!!! and YOUUUU common house biddie, are the house dogs who try and put on clotesh like your owner!!!!

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    FOR SHAME!!!!!!!1

     

    ANNBD SO WE SHALL RAPE YOU POOR HOUSE BIDDIES WHO ARE IN HEAT BUT CANNOT GET SATIATED FOR THEIR CREAUL OWNERS KEEP THEM ON LEASHES AND DO NOT LET THEM OUTSIDE, MEANWQHILE THEY ARE MOANING FOR SOMETHING TO GO INSIDE OF THEM BUT THEY DO NOT KNOW!!!


    why, the common house biddie does not know she is a dog. do not worry, we shall rape you and then you shall know what erotic chaos is really like, and then we shall turn you into a real dog. and we shall rid you of the  textaphones and uggz and other human gadgets which is the veil of the delusion and essential mistake, that we think we are humans! 

     

    GORLS, Come out with us! in tha trash!!!!! and you can run around on 4 legs !!

    allin and ol' g g shall turrn you into a willd woman oh yeh ;) or should i say wild DOG woman oh yeh ;)

    fo -evaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

     

    DOGS are loyal and kind, LIKE G G ALLIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! while humans are stuck up douche cunts!!!!!!!!!!! FOR SHAME!!!!! this si why you've created furries, for you long to live in the alleys with the trahs. nobody like suburbs, COME TO THE TRASH!!!

    WITH ME!!

    G G ALLIN!!! and my wonderful band and family of sumfuc dogs!!!

    gg13 dog

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    JOIN my band of scumfuc dogs, and together we shall take all of the unused and wasted consumer pussy and turn it into erotic things! just as the pussy was intended by god!

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December 6, 2009

  • SEXUAL GRATIFICATION IN THE FORM OF UNPLANNED SIMILARITIES

    SEXUAL GRATIFICATION IN THE FORM OF SIMILARITIES I GET SEXUAL GRATIFICATION WHEN I FIND A NEW SEXUAL OBSESSION AND THEN I ACT LIKE THEM FOR EXAMPLE MICHAEL KEATON AS BEETLEJUICE I BOUGHT BOOTS LIKE HIM AND PUT THE PANTS ON IF I FIND AN OBJECT OR PERSON THAT I SEXUAL Y DESIRE I USUALLY WANT TO BE THEM TOO LIKE I SAID I WANT TO BE THEM AND FUCK THEM MAYBE THAT MEANS I WANT TO FUCK MYSELF HE HE BUT I GO TO THE END OF THE LIMITS OF MY MIND TO FIND COMPARABLE ASPECTS OF OURSELVES AND WHEN I DO INFACT FIND THAT THEY ARE AKIN TO EACH OTHER, MY TRAITS AND THAT OF MY BELOVED, I GET A LARGE TINGLING SHOOT OF ADRENILINE DOWN MY SPINE THEN I RUN AROUND THE ROOM YELLING "IT IS TRUE IT IS TRUE AFTER ALL I AM LIKE HIM AFTER ALL I DO LIKE HIM AFTER ALL" I ONCE GOT BOOTS THAT WERE BEELTEJUJICES NOW I GOT BOOTS THAT ARE G G ALLINS THEY ARE THE BOOTS THAT YOU SEE IN THIS PICTURE ITS REALLY HOT WHEN I WEAR THEM ITS RELALY HOT I ONLY WISH I WAS A GUY SO I COULD CROSSDRESS IN THEM LIKE G G ALLIN DID TO SEE THIS PICTURE OF G G ALLIN AND KNOW THAT I HAVE A VERY SIMILAR PICTURE TO HIM THAT IS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR IT TO BE A TRIED REPLICA BECAuSE IT WAS BEFORE I EVEN KNEW WhAT ANYTHING WAS IS THE MOST CONFIRMING EXTATIC THING EVER WERE BOTH SLUTS IM THE CUMMIEST OF CUMSLUTS AS I HAVE STATED BEFORE YES BEFORE I HAVE EVER HERD OF HIM AND  HE IS THE SCUMMIEST OF SCUMFUCS I AM SO HAPPY I WANT TO BE A GIRL VERSION OF HIM THAT WOULD BE TEH HOTTEST I ONLY WISH I COULD CHEW ON HIS AMPLE LEGS AND THIGHS SEEING HSI THIGHS NEXT TO MY THIGHS VIA THE INTERNET COMPUTER SCREEN AS THE PHOTOS SPAN AND DEFY GENERATIONS AND YEARS AND TECHNOLOGY MAKES ME WANT TO CHEW ON MY SUPPLE LEGS AND THIGHS AS WELL

    WE ARE BOTH IN FRONT OF DOOR WE ARE BOTH INFRONT OF DOOR@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    WE ARE BOTH IN FRONT OF DOOR WE ARE BOTH IN FRONT OF DOOR WANT TO FUCK FUCK FUCK THE COMPARISON IT MAKES ME WQANT TO FUCK MYSELF WHICH MAKES ITT EVEN HOTTER AND I WANT TO FUCK MYSELF EVEN MORE BECAUSE GG ALLIN WROTE THAT SONG AND I THINK IS THE H OTTEST WHEN A GUY FUCKS HIMSELF HENCE MY CATCHPHRASE "CAN I WATCH YOU JMASTURBATE" WELL I ACTUALLY WANT TO WATCH G G ALLLIN MASTURBATE ALSO ALL THOSE FUCKS WHO WATCH MY SHOW WHO ARE DUDES AND BEAT OFF HELL TO THE YEA I WANNA WATCH YOU FUCK YOURSELF YOU BTARD LOOSER FUCKS YES SIR B TARDS THE SCUMFUCS OF THE NET ALL THEY DO IS FUCK THEMSELVES BUT NO B IS NOT WORTHY OF THE TERM SCUMFUC ANYMROE ITS ALL JUST CHILDREN AND NEWFAGS SO FUCK THAT

    MY ONLY REGRET IS THAT IN MY PICTURE I WOULD"VE INFACT WORN THAT BACKWARDS VIETNAM CAP THAT I WAS CONSIDERIING SO HARD OH IF I DID IT WOULDVE BEEN THE SEXIEST THING EVAR I WOULDVE CAME IT WOULDVE BEEN THE CHERRY ONTOP DAMMIT DAMMIT I WISH I COULD GO BACK IN TIME WhATEVER

    SEXUAL GRATIFICATION IN THE FORM OF SIMILARITIES
    SEXUAL GRATIFICATION IN THE FORM OF CONFIRMATION FOR I NEVER EVEN KNEW WHAT A G G ALLIN WAS AT THE TIME AND YET, LO
    SEXUAL GRATIFIACTION IN THE FORM OF COMPARING THE LEGS BOTH HIS BOY LEGS AND MY GIRL LEGS ID CHEW ON THEM BOTH SIKE NOT REALLY BUT I THINK I LOOK REALLY NASTY IN THIS PICTURE SO FUCKING NASTY ITS GOOD AND BAD ITS HOT AND NOT

December 1, 2009

  • THE EMILY YOUCIS SHOW

                      Episoed 1
    EmilyYoucis
    TAKIN OVER THE CITY!!

    STAY OUT OF HERE WE DONT WANT NO MORE TROUBLE MAKERS AROUND HERE!!

    WELL YOU AINT HEARD OF THE LAST OF ME. NOBODY AINT >]=!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! '9( :( '

            Episode 2

    Go home, will ya!!!!!!!
    HEY HOWS IT goin man.
    GO HOME WILL YA!!!!HEy look im going to go talk. To those girs.
    Yea. hey baby wanna sit on my faace> UR SICK!!!!!!(slap)
    (slap)HEY YOU!!!!!
    HEY WTS UP GUYS GONNA FIND SOE ACTION OR WHAT GON A FIND SOME WILD WOMEN AOR WOAT TAKIN OVER THE CITY!!
    we;re
    TAKIN OVER THE CITY!!!!!
      

              
              

     Episode 3

    TAKIN OVER THE CITY!!!
    als o michael keaton kicks lots of poles and flower plants. It's true! Watch his movies, you'll see him kick lots of thigns. cuase he aint doesnt take shti from no boonedy.

           EmilyYoucis

    TAKIN OVER THE CITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    how about hitting that tracking button

          

    Episode 4

    Hey! What? Come on. Lets go find some fun. And adv entures.
    Yea thats good. Lets go get some,
    #1: Booze
    #2: Fun
    #3: Freaks. Freaky women.
    Okay that sounds good lets go.
    All you have to do, is: Follow me, G. G. Allin!
    yea right on were going to own the town. Yea right on you herd it.
    Hey man get out of my way.,
    Hey man, does anyone recognize the undeniable similarities to Michael Keaton as Billy Blaze in Night Shift? They were the same age at thsi tiem to!! no way!! yea now les get ber

    *********

    Part II

    Empisoe 6HEY STAY OUT OF THER!!!
    Lets go get some GORLS!
    *girls.
    HEY STAY OUT OF THERE DONT WANT NONE OF YOU PUNKS!!!!!
      a few weeks later .. .  .
    (fall down, roll on floor.)
    HEY!
    what you herd me. GET OFF THE FLOOR!!
    well you havent herd the last of me, buddy. LETS GO GET GORLS!!!
    look theres gorls. lets go get them.
    (slap) YOUR SIK!!!!!!!!!
     A few weeks later. . .  .. . . . .
    ahh, never mind forget them. Thos gorls dongt know nothin. what theyre messin with. Man im so BORED!! boring, boring! lets go

    eopsid 5
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    EPISODE 6

    GO HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    hey i m so bored man stop FUKING AROUN!!!!!!!!!!
    gorils, those gorls they dont like me. so i wen home.
    the gorls slaped in face!!

    Hey man welcome to the realworld thatws what IM Talkin about right there there are girls.
    Hey - woooooo!! wo theyr hot.
    YUR SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    *slap(

    .....a few weeks laterTAKINOVER THE CITY@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

    LIVE FAAART DIE FASt LIVE FASt DIE FAST!! LIVE FAST DIE FASt!! LIVE FAST DIE FAST LIVE FAST DIE VAST LIVE FAST DIE FAST LIVE FAST DIE FAST LIVE FAST DIE FAST LIVE FAst DIE FAST LIVE FAST DIE FAST LIVE FAST DIE FAST LIVE FAST DIE FAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

    epidsoe 8
    G . G .  Allin, and his Edventures. By Emily.
    One day, there was G. G. allin. he lived in the alleys, and he was searching for some food to eat. All he had was the cold dark alleys. He pawed around, wretchdly, just trying to find some food. and al he had was the cold and the trash.
     The end.

    alternate ending for Episode 8 G. G. Allin and his Edventures. by emily.
             sic: and al he had his only friend was the cold. and the trash.

    episdoe 9
    G.   G  .     Allin, a Gorl, and ,their Edventures. by emily.
    One day G G allin was bored. "what am i going to do today?" he thoought. "Welp, i better go find some wretched meatbone in the trash for my breakfast." G G allin got off of the cold dark alley that hewas sleeping in with his friend, chdst. "Get up lazy bones," said G G allin. "No, im not done sleeping yet mommy.' "I SAID GET UP!!!" G G allin stepped on chdst. "Okay okay im coiming!!!"
    "Now today we gotta go get some breakfast," said g g allin. "Now dont cause any gtrouble or mess anything up!!
    He held chdst against the wall to show how tough he was. "GOT IT?!"
    Chdst let out a whimper. "uoOOkay."
    "thatt'll tell 'em whose boss" and walked away with a sly grin.

    Woosh woosh! the cars zoomed by. It was the city!! "get rid of all these peoople, boring im starved!!" said G G as he dug in the trash can. then suddenly he smelled something! it was a grill that some humans were cooking from!!

    "SKIP THE STUPID GARBAGE, I SMELL A HEAVEN BREAKFAST!!"!  

    G G rushed to the grill!! But then he got distracted, he smelled an even heavenlier scent!

    "IT WAS A GORL!!!! "

    G G allin saw the girl and fainted in his trakcs. she was the most beutiful girl he ever seen!!!!! fSo he went up to her, but he had to play it cool. "Can i come im humgry" said Chsdt "not now" and he threw Chsdt into a car.

    When G G saw the gorl, it was the most beautiful gorl ever!!! he stepped up cockily to her.
    "You must hear this all the time," g g said with a sly growl, "but you sing like an angel."

    HMMPH!! and she slapped him in his face!!!  g g was sad but then he went up cockily again. "Hey baby well, see i think that maybe you and me could you know , go some where, i mean. Here let me help you witih that."
    But the gorl was stuck up because she had a house and an owner. she did not like him because he was dirty. and too cocky. She slapped him again and trotted away.
    But g g allin kept sniffing her ass because he liked her. He liked her and so he kept following her around sniffing her ass. But she just kept slapping him with her tail.
    "ChDST you lazy fleabag!!! Get over here you son of a bitch!!!"
    and so they went home.


    THE END