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You: U KNO WHERE TO FIND ANGRY TURKISH YOUTH FOR SEX?
Stranger: YA MANG U JUS HAV 2 KILL A VIRGIN AT MIDNIGHT =]
You: I MEAN I AM GIRL WHAT ARE YOU
Stranger: I AM ANGRY TURKISH YOUTH
You: THEN CAN I LICK Y OU
Stranger: OJALA QUE DECIRME POR QUE
You: STO PUR STUPID LANGUISIH THATS NOT TURK AT ALL
Stranger: TOQUE MI CULO PUTO
You: YO LIKE STOP OR ELSE
Stranger: YO I WANNA TRAINFUCK
You: WELLI TRAIN FUCK ALL DAY EVERYDAY
Stranger: HOPI TRAINFUCKERY IS THE BEST SEX EVER
You: ITS REAL GOOD U SHUD TRY IT
Stranger: INDIANS ARE THE BEST AT SEX
You: THE ANGRY SHIRTLESS YOUTHS OF TURK IN THE BATHS ARE THE BEST
You: BUT ONLY WHITES ARE ON TRAINS!
Stranger: BATH IS IN ENGLAND YOU FUCK
Stranger: AND THERE'S ONLY ONE
Stranger: THAT'S AN ENEMA
Stranger: SHOWS HOW MUCH YOU KNOW
Stranger: MY ASS IS THE ORIGIN OF ALL CREATION
Stranger: DON'T SHITTALK MY ASS
Stranger: IS THAT LIKE INTERPOL
You: YES BETTER THAN TRAINFUCK
Stranger: ARE YOU GONNA ARREST ME
You: INTERFUCK FUNNEST OF ALL FUCKS
Stranger: INTERCLUSTERPOLIFUCK
Stranger: RRAGH I AM FUCKLEGION
Stranger: WE FUCK MANY, WE FUCK ONE
You: PRETEND I AM CARTOON DOG WITH PENIS AND LARGE CHESTS
Stranger: DO YOU HAVE FUCKLEGION IN YOUR HOUSE
You: AND U CAN BE CARTOON HORSE
You: I THINK THE QUESTION IS DO YOU HAVE A HORSEPENIS?
Stranger: WITH NO PANTS ]:
You: WHERE DID THEY GO IS THIS BECAUSE OF ME
Stranger: SLEEP IS PANTSLESS
You: FOLLWO THIS LINK IT SHOWS U WHERE SEX IS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JWdO6yGlug
You: TELL ME WHAT YOU THIKN, SEXY
Stranger: WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF HEATHEN YOUTUBE IS FOR HEATHENS
You: 
Stranger: GO TO REDTUBE THAT IS FOR GOOD CHRISTIANS
Stranger: GO TO MCDONALD'S
You: WHY DONT U GO TO MY ASS ITS FOR GOOD CHRISTINAS BLACKS AND JEWS JUST AS LONG AS THEY HAVE A GOOD COCK
Stranger: AND GET ME A GADDAMN BIGMAC
You: WHY DONT U GO TO MY ASS AND EAT A GADDAMN BIG MAC
You: MM MITS REAL GOOD THER
Stranger: YOUR CUNT IS A BIG MAC
You: THAT S WHAT I JUST SAID
Stranger: BEEF SHEETS BEEF SHEETS
Stranger: I'M A RIOT AT PARTIES, YOU SEE
Stranger: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
Stranger: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
Stranger: NEVER GONNA GO AROUND AND
You: STOP UR ROLLING LINGO I KNOW WHERE UR FROM I KNOW WHAT KIND U ARE
Stranger: YOU SEE ME ROLLIN
Stranger: BUT YOU NOT HATIN
Stranger: YOU JUST NOT UNDERSTNDIN
Stranger: WE CAN LEARN TO LOVE EACH OTHER AS MAN LOVES HIS BROTHER
You: I PUT MY CUNT ON THE COMPUTER SCREEN OKAY NOW U LICK UR SCREEN ITS LIKE UR LICKING MY CUNT
You: Stranger: HAVE YOU EVER CUNTSLAPPED SOMEONE
Stranger: LIKE SLAPPED THEM WITH YOUR CUNT
Stranger: YOU THAT KIND OF BITCH
You: YEAH ONCE BUT THEN HE BEAT ME SO I DONT DO IT ANYMORE
Stranger: SOMEONE PISSES YOU OFF YOU JUST RIP YO PANTS OFF AND LIKE RAAAAGH CUNTSLAP
Stranger: FLYING SCISSOR OF CUNTSLAP
Stranger: METEORIC CUNTSLAP
Stranger: HIGH JUMP CUNTSLAP
Stranger: FLAMETHRCUNTSLAP
You: NO WHEN SOMEONE PISS ME OFF I TELL A PREIST DONT U CONDEMN ME WITH UR CUNTLSPA JIBBERISH ILL DESERT U
Stranger: PSYCHIC CUNTSLAP
You: IL SLAP U WITH UR ASS!
Stranger: WE SURE ARE BILLY MAYS TODAY
You: UR WORD GAMES ARE INFERIOR U MUST WORK AT A COMPUTER PROGRAMMING STATION
Stranger: LOL DUMBASS WE'RE BOTH AT COMPUTER STATIONS
You: YEA BUT I DONT WORK THERE AND GET PAYD LIKE U DO AT BEST BUY!!
Stranger: THUNDERCUNTSLAP
Stranger: MAGNIFICENT THUNDERCUNTSLAP
Stranger: THAT'S TOO MUCH FAT
Stranger: BEST BUY IS SHITTY
Stranger: BUY MY BEST SHIT
You: YEA MY ASS IS FAT I A GROWNASS WOMAN UR ASS PROBABLY WHAT WEIGHS 2 CENTS? GET A REAL JOB
Stranger: I STUFF MY ASS WITH PENNIES
Stranger: MY ASS IS WORTH MORE THAN YOUR HOUSE
You: BUY THE BEST, SHIT AT BUY.
You: MY ASS IS 12 INCES IN DIAMETER IT CAN FIT A BLACK MANS FIST
Stranger: IT IS ALSO HEAVY AS IT IS FULL OF METAL
Stranger: MEXICANS HAVE TINY HANDS
Stranger: FUCK YOUR LAME MUSIC
You: WELL DUH HOW ELSE WILL THEY EAT THEIR TACOS
You: FUCK UR LAME GAY FAGOGT AS U FAGGOTASS
You: CANNIBACL CORPSE FISTED ME ONCE IT WAS GOOD REAL GOOD
Stranger: HAVE YOU EVER FUCKED DEAD PEOPLE
You: ALL OF THEM DID IT AT ONCE IT WAS EXHILERATING I PAYED THEM 3 DOLLARS
Stranger: SOME PEOPLE HAVE AND DON'T EVEN KNOW
Stranger: THEY WALK AMONG US
Stranger: DO YOU SERVE THE DEAD
Stranger: DEADWORLD IS ALL AROUND YOU
You: I TRIED TO FUCK THIS GUY AT A MORGUE HE WAS OLD HE WAS REAL FEIN BUT WHEN I TOOK OFF MY PANS A GUY CAME WITH A BROOM SAID U CANT DO THAT SO I WENT HOME
Stranger: DEADWORLD IS COMING TO YOU
You: IMMORTAL CALL OF THE WINTERMOON FAGGOT
Stranger: WORMS WORMS WORMS WORMS
Stranger: SUMMER STENCH AND WINTER ROT
Stranger: WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF ROLEPLAYING FAG
You: OH YEAH WELL ID FUCK TRHE DUDES FROM IMMORTAL THEY FEIN. THEY COULD ALL FIST ME
You: NO I BELEIV EUR THE ROLEPLAYING FAG BESTBUY FAGGOT
Stranger: ONE THOUSAND FISTS OF DISTURBED FAGGOTS
Stranger: DO YOU PLAY THE WARCRAFTS
You: UR HOT LICK MY NIPPLES
You: NOI HAD A FRIEND DIE FROM THAT ONCE
Stranger: I BET YOU LIKED THAT
You: NEVER GET INTO THAT SHIT
Stranger: YOU FUCKING RAPIST
You: YO I ONLY RAPED MY CUZIN ONCE BUT IT WASNT REALLY RAPE IT WAS JUST FEELING
Stranger: I BET YOU RAPED HIM EVERY DAY
You: NO I ONLY TOUCHED HIS NIPPLES LIKE TWICE DURING CHRISTMAS FUCK OFF
Stranger: OH HO HO LOOK AT YOU
You: UR HOT WATS UR AGE SEXY
Stranger: TRYING TO DOWNPLAY YOUR RAPE RESUME
You: FUC U I BET U RAPED A COMPUTER
Stranger: IT WAS DELICIOUS
You: COMPUTER RAPING FAGGOT
Stranger: IT LOVED ME ALL NIGHT LONG
Stranger: DICKTWIDDLING COCKSMURF
Stranger: I'LL BET YOURS IS BLUE FROM ALL THE RAPING YOU DO
You: YEAH WELL ONE DAY UR COMPUTERS GONNA GET REVENCE THATS WHAT I DID TO MY FATHER I HAVENT TALKED TO HIM SINCE THE BIG NO NO TIMES
You: MINE COMPUTERSS BLACK U PUSSY
Stranger: THAT WAS JUST GOOD PARENTING YOU TWAT YOU WERE PROBABLY A REAL CUNT
Stranger: YOU SHOULD CALL HIM NOW AND THANK HIM
Stranger: FOR SHOWING YOU WHAT A REAL TRANSSEXUAL IS
Stranger: YOU ARE A TRANNY AREN'T YOU
You: WELL I DID BECAUSE IT FELT SORT OF GOOD BUT ULL NEVER KNO U FAGGOT SINCE UR PARENTS PROB LY SUCKED
Stranger: DADDY FUCKED YOU AND I LIKED IT
You: IVE GOT A BOOB AND NO DICK
Stranger: FUCK YEAH AMAZONESS
You: DADDY DIDNT FUCK U AND NOBODY LIKE IT!
Stranger: oh no my feelings
Stranger: you have gone and hurt them
You: HAHA U HAVE FEELINGS R U A GIRL
You: UR HOT WATS UR AGE SEXY
Stranger: PROB THE SAME AS YOURS
You: WHAT IS URS I WONT FALL INTO THIS TRAP
Stranger: AND BY WE I MEAN
You: WE SHOULD FUCK OUR COMPUTERS TOGETHER
Stranger: EEENF EENF EENF
You: give them a good time while we watch each other. that would be hot the poor computers could not even scream
Stranger: I LOVE COMPUTER
Stranger: THEIR CRIES WILL LAST FOREVER
You: i loce computer too but i will put mine in bondage
Stranger: LET'S PIMP THEM OUT AND MAKE MEGABUX
You: they will screma but no one shall hear but cyberspace which is no one becuase no one lives there
Stranger: BUT THEY CAN ALL HEAR
You: no only if we can pimp them and fuck them too they gotta have respect
You: gotta KNOW WHO THE MAN
Stranger: NO RESPECT FOR CYBERS
Stranger: THOSE DAMN CYBERS
You: what is a cyber/? are they hot?
Stranger: NEIGHBORHOOD'S GONE TO SHIT SINCE THEY MOVED IN
Stranger: GRADIUSICALLY SO
You: i live next to angry black men in north philly someday ill get raped in the crack meadow cant wait!
Stranger: MOVE TO A REAL TOWN
Stranger: SERIOUSLY IT ISN'T EVEN A CITY THAT'S HOW MUCH IT SUCKS
You: I CANT CAUSE PHILLLYS WHERE MY HOMEDADDIES/MOTHERS/ ARE AND IT IS A CITY ONCE GEARGE BUSH SAID IT WAS!
Stranger: PHILLY CHEECORONARY HEART DISEASE TACOSTEAK
You: it is a city it is dont even say that
Stranger: GEARGE BUSH IS ALMOST AS GOOD AS SARAH PALIN
Stranger: I VOTED FOR SARAH PALIN LAST YEAR DID YOU
You: I BET U LIVE IN MEXICO WITH THE PORKFUCKS AND GUINOS!
You: NO I VOTED FOR MY ASS!
Stranger: SARAH PALALAN 2012
Stranger: NO WRITE-INS YOU FUCK
You: SARAHBLE PALSEY'S MORE LIKE IT
Stranger: SARAH PALAHNIUK
Stranger: BRITAIN AND AMERICA WERE THE SAME COUNTRY ALL ALONG
You: SARCUNT PALDICK WILL ASSASINATE OBAMSHIT HES THE ANTICRHIST
You: STOP U JUST RUINED THE ENDING
Stranger: FECK YEAH SHE WILL
Stranger: REDNECK HELICOPTER ARMY
You: YO OBAMA IS GOING TO KILL US OFF DONT U KNO HES BLACK BUT HE ACTS WHITE IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE
Stranger: LOOK AT HIS HAIR
Stranger: THE REAL OBAMA IS COMING THROUGH AT THE TEMPLES
You: YEA ITS NIGGER HAIR BUT HE STYLES IT LIKE A WHITE WOMAN
You: THE REAL OBAMA IS A DIRTY GOAT
Stranger: IT'S TURNING WHIIIITE
You: OHNO SOON HELL TURN INTO WHITE MAN
You: THE WHITE MAN RAPE AND PILLAGE THE WORLD SO THAT MEANS TAHT OBAMA WILL KILL US ALL IFHE IS WHITE!
Stranger: HOW MANY GOATS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP
Stranger: I DON'T KNOW I WAS TOO BUSY HAVING SEX WITH THE GOATS
Stranger: THE ENGLISH DO LOVE THEIR MORNING GOAT
You: OH YEA WELL UR COMPUTER JUST MOANED FROM MY HOT DICK
Stranger: ALTHOUGH SHEEP ARE PREFERABLE
Stranger: DO WOMEN IN PHILLY HAVE DICKS
Stranger: WAIT NEVER MIND
Stranger: OF COURSE THEY DO
You: SHUT UP YOU MEXICAN DICK! I BET U LIVE IN KURD. THATS WHERE ALL TEH DUMBFUCK BEST BUY EMPLOYEES ARE -- HEY FIX MY COMPUTER ITS BROKE!
You: OH TOO BAD I BET UR ONLY THE GUY TAHT SITS AT THE COUNTER AND SAYS HELLO TO EVERY FUCKER THAT WALKS IN THE DOOR
Stranger: I'M NO GEEK SQUIDDICK
Stranger: THAT GUY'S WATCHING YOU TO MAKE SURE YOU DON'T STEAL SHIT
You: I BET U JUST CLEAN UP THE GEEK SQUAD'S SHIT
Stranger: HE SEES EVERYTHING YOU DO
You: OH SORRY I GUESS HE IS A HELPFUL MEMBER OF SOCIETY THEN
Stranger: GOD HOW DUMB ARE YOU
Stranger: LOL HURR DURR HE JUST SAYS THE HELLO
Stranger: WITH HIS SCREENS AND SCREENS OF THE STORE
Stranger: WATCHING, ALWAYS WAITING
You: YEAH HES JUST FRIENDLY AND HE HAS NO FRIENDS LIKE U THATS WHY HE SAYS HELLO TO EVERYBODY BUT GUESS WHAT NO ONE SAYS HI BACK!!!
You: if he strike ME ILL RAPE HIS ASS!
Stranger: WHEN HE SEES YOU STUFFING GIFT CARDS UP YOUR FILTHY VAGINAPENIS
Stranger: WHICH AREN'T EVEN ACTIVATED
Stranger: YOU STUPID DICK
You: DO U WANT TO SEE MY PICTURE IM NOT
Stranger: GO CLIMB A WALL OF DICKS
Stranger: ALSO NICE FREUDIAN SLIP
You: GO EAT MY WALL OF CUM YOU INTELLECTUAL FUCK
Stranger: WE BOTH KNOW THE TRUTH
You: OH BOY U USED A MANS NAME THAT IS IN A BOOK SOMEWHERE
Stranger: HAHA CUM IS A LIQUID YOU VAPID CUNT
You: UR SMART I RESPECT YOU
You: VAPID IS NOT A WORD I BELEIVE U MEAN VAPOR
Stranger: HAHA LOOK HOW DUMB YOU ARE
Stranger: HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN COCKSLAPPED FOR BEING DUM
You: REALLY HOT UIN RELAL LIFE I AM
Stranger: HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN COCKSLAPPED FOR LYING ABOUT THAT
You: WELL ONLY WHEN I GO BY THE CORNER STORE ON MY BLOCK THE HOODDADDY ALWAYS SLAPS ME BUT THATS ONLY BECASE ITS PROTOCOL!
You: SO TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION ZERO!
Stranger: HONESTLY I BET YOU GET COCKSLAPPED A LOT FOR BEING DUMB, A WHORE, AND A CUNT
You: IM A FINE ASS BITCH! I LOOK LIKE A WHITE PAM GRIER BUT U NEVER KNOW CAUSE ALL U HAVE IS COMPUTER!
Stranger: WHAT ARE YOU BLACK OR SOMETHING
You: FUCK THAT MUSIC AND UR GAY MUSIC
Stranger: I BET YOU LIKE TOOL OR SOME SHIT
You: U BETTER COOK UR COMPUTER BREAKFAST IN BED ELSE ITTL LEAVE YOU
You: NO I LIKE SLAYER AND TORSOFUCK
Stranger: FUCK THAT SHIT I KEEP IT ALIVE
You: WHATDO YOU LISTEN TO, MARTHA STEWERT?
Stranger: YOU LISTEN TO DANIEL BLUNT AND CRY TO EVERY WORD
You: I BET ALL U LISTEN TO IS BERT AND ERNIE'S GREATEST LOVE SONGS OF ALL TIME~!
Stranger: YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL IT'S NOT TRUE
You: THAT CD CAME OUT IN LIKE 96 U LAMO!
Stranger: RUBBER DUCKIE IS A LOVE SONG
Stranger: BERT AND ERNIE LOVE TO FUCK RUBBER
Stranger: THAT WAS A SICK SHOW I DON'T KNOW HOW I WATCHED IT GROWING UP
You: ALSO WHEN JARED BLUNT SINGS THAT SONG YES I CRY OFCOURSE I DO ITS A GOOD SONG UR JUST A FAGGOT U CRY TO IT DONT LIKE U FAGGOT
Stranger: LIKE A FAGGOT TOUCHED FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME
Stranger: GOD WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF FAGGOT
You: WELL I BET U NEVER GOT TOUCHED FOR THE FIREST TIME! AS OPPOSED TO ME WHO GOT TOUCHED SINCE I WAS 3
Stranger: GO EAT SOME FUCKING SUBWAY
You: NO I BELEIVE UR THE FAGGOT. GO FUCK UR GAY COMPUTER
You: GUESS WHAT UR COMPUTERS GAY
Stranger: YOU COCKSLAPPED WORN OUT WHORE
You: AND HE WANTS UR DICK BUT OOPS TOO BAD HES MOANING FROM MINED
Stranger: AT LEAST I'M NOT GAY FOR SPIDERMAN LIKE YOU ARE BITCH
Stranger: I DATA MINE WHAT OF IT
Stranger: ALSO MINESWEEPER
You: HW CAN I BE GAY FOR SPIDERMAN IF I AM BITCH ?!?! DONT U KNOW WHAT GAY MEANS
Stranger: YOU AIN'T NO BITCH YOU SOME GAY DUDE FAPPIN TO THIS
Stranger: DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT INNANETS IS
Stranger: TOO LATE IT'S ALREADY GAY
Stranger: YOU MISSED THE PROMPT
Stranger: CONGRATULATIONS YOU
Stranger: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
You: SORRY I DONT THINK SO
You: IF I DID U MUST HAVE GIVINE IT TO ME
Stranger: YES YOU HAVE IT'S CONTAGIOUS YOU SEE
You: OR UR GAY COMPUTER BECUASE IVE BEEN RIDIN HIS SWEET ASS ALLLLLLLLLLLLL NIGHT
Stranger: THAT'S JUST LIKE A MAN
Stranger: YOU FUCKING SEXIST
You: why cant u be friends with me?
Stranger: WHO SAID IT WAS A MAN
Stranger: OH HO HO GOING TO THE LOWER CASE TO TRY TO GET TO ME HUH
You: i like you you talked to me all night
Stranger: IF YOU THINK THAT'S GONNA WORK YOU WRONG
You: you and your gay computer we should just get along
Stranger: oh, I can do this, to.
Stranger: the caps lock is off now, shit just got real.
You: and our computer should not hate each other they should instead have love sex
You: i know shit just got real i feel the cold air and the peircing silence
Stranger: baby our computers are already having datasex
Stranger: exchanging information like a snowballing session
You: u are right! they are, through the interchange of our retarded things that we say
Stranger: ha, you must not be in philly. cold air my ass, it's the middle of june.
Stranger: you some kind of norsefag
Stranger: or a fucking canadian
Stranger: red wings suck ass
You: i am in THE UNITED STATES OF AMER
You: i bet u are just in KURD
Stranger: Don't you fucking lie to me.
Stranger: I bet you do, you dirty bitch.
You: i am also covered in much filth.
Stranger: then get off the internet and take a goddamn shower. you've probably already stained your seat forever with the retch-inducing stench of your unwashed genitals.
Stranger: have you been poopsocking omegle, or what?
Stranger: i can smell you over the internet.
In 2004, a somber group of seventeen law enforcement agencies gathered in Oklahoma City. A string of vicious murders along I-40, with most linked to the city, had raised the specter of death riding in the cab of a long-distance trucker.
